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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10200 on: September 22, 2021, 09:48:32 AM »
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I watch Downton Abbey with my wife.
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How great is it? Even though it's about aristos and i wanted Branson to go full IRA, it's still very compelling and well acted television
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Extremely cheesy at times but it has its moments. I am interested in history so it‘s a nice way to see how things were done back then. I particularly like that time around the turn of the 20 century. My wife and I even took the Orient Express on our honeymoon.

That's fucking tight! How was the orient express? My partner and i have been fantasizing about going to Europe for years

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10201 on: September 22, 2021, 01:46:12 PM »
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I watch Downton Abbey with my wife.
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How great is it? Even though it's about aristos and i wanted Branson to go full IRA, it's still very compelling and well acted television
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Extremely cheesy at times but it has its moments. I am interested in history so it‘s a nice way to see how things were done back then. I particularly like that time around the turn of the 20 century. My wife and I even took the Orient Express on our honeymoon.
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That's fucking tight! How was the orient express? My partner and i have been fantasizing about going to Europe for years

It was great but quite costly. We started in London (where we had spent a few days) with a British Pullman train that took us to Dover. From there passing the Chunnel, which was the least amusing bit, on to Calais where we boarded the Orient Express proper, which took us to Paris where we spent a few days. Then back on the Orient Express which took us to Venice where we stayed for a few more days.

The nice thing about the Orient Express is that it is really authentic, including the cabins. No electronic gadgets and such. The personnel is dressed like back in the day and most passengers make an effort to look the part as well. The food is first class and there‘s even a bar wagon with a baby piano for nightcaps. It‘s a time capsule really.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10202 on: September 22, 2021, 01:54:06 PM »
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dylan was so fucking cool .. been looking at google images of him for a while now and it’s borderline creepy .. a true style icon that went far beyond skateboarding
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More often when I think, "I miss Dylan" I'm thinking about Dylan Reider and not my only brother who I haven't seen in like 4 years
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I never understood the hype around him. His gravis part is good but besides that… Maybe it’s because I don’t care much about what skaters look like, maybe it’s because I was too young and started to skate when his style and influence were already widespread, but I really don’t feel this connection you guys have towards him at all.
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He was a handsome man and he skated in a handsome way. Also probably one of the best impossibles ever

He does have one mean impossible, the one he did over a bench… just. Wow

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10203 on: September 22, 2021, 03:14:19 PM »
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For the first time in my life im not horny.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10204 on: September 22, 2021, 05:09:27 PM »
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I watch Downton Abbey with my wife.
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How great is it? Even though it's about aristos and i wanted Branson to go full IRA, it's still very compelling and well acted television
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Extremely cheesy at times but it has its moments. I am interested in history so it‘s a nice way to see how things were done back then. I particularly like that time around the turn of the 20 century. My wife and I even took the Orient Express on our honeymoon.
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That's fucking tight! How was the orient express? My partner and i have been fantasizing about going to Europe for years
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It was great but quite costly. We started in London (where we had spent a few days) with a British Pullman train that took us to Dover. From there passing the Chunnel, which was the least amusing bit, on to Calais where we boarded the Orient Express proper, which took us to Paris where we spent a few days. Then back on the Orient Express which took us to Venice where we stayed for a few more days.

The nice thing about the Orient Express is that it is really authentic, including the cabins. No electronic gadgets and such. The personnel is dressed like back in the day and most passengers make an effort to look the part as well. The food is first class and there‘s even a bar wagon with a baby piano for nightcaps. It‘s a time capsule really.

That literally sounds like my gf's dream. She would totally freak if we did that

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10205 on: September 23, 2021, 12:53:33 AM »
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For the first time in my life im not horny.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10206 on: September 24, 2021, 06:43:14 PM »
Trains are mad I wanna do the Ghan one time
Went on the Kuranda one and the nordland and the Chiang Mai one and a couple I forget the name of
Train travel is sick
listen to cosmic psychos

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10207 on: September 24, 2021, 11:56:08 PM »
Trains are mad I wanna do the Ghan one time
Went on the Kuranda one and the nordland and the Chiang Mai one and a couple I forget the name of
Train travel is sick

The Ghan is crazy expensive isn't it?

I'd love to jump on the trans siberian railway one day though.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10208 on: September 25, 2021, 03:07:02 AM »
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Trains are mad I wanna do the Ghan one time
Went on the Kuranda one and the nordland and the Chiang Mai one and a couple I forget the name of
Train travel is sick
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The Ghan is crazy expensive isn't it?

I'd love to jump on the trans siberian railway one day though.

Yeah 100%, I fully can’t afford it, it looks unreal though

It would be mad to get on that trans Siberian and get munted and blast that kraftwerk album
listen to cosmic psychos

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10209 on: September 27, 2021, 01:12:15 PM »
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For the first time in my life im not horny.
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Welcome to the club. You're done. Sorry, bro.
I'm 47. My wife isn't in the mood most times so I try to jack it once a day for prostate health. I feel like if I keep the spice flowing I can continue traveling without moving. Otherwise, all those advances in porn technology and those women are getting plowed during their short porn careers in vain.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10210 on: September 27, 2021, 10:21:15 PM »
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For the first time in my life im not horny.
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Hit 30?
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Welcome to the club. You're done. Sorry, bro.
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I'm 47. My wife isn't in the mood most times so I try to jack it once a day for prostate health. I feel like if I keep the spice flowing I can continue traveling without moving. Otherwise, all those advances in porn technology and those women are getting plowed during their short porn careers in vain.

I was just fucking around. At 34 I'm all time high horny... Maby because I was a dope fiend for a long time. Now, I'm always ready.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10211 on: September 28, 2021, 06:45:35 AM »
Seriously though, the shit I used to jerk it to like scrambled Spice channel, Heavy Metal magazine, or gnarly 70's porn is hilarious to think about now.

The quality, quantity, and convenience of the porn coming out now is ridiculous. Me with a 56k modem waiting to jerk it in the past would be mad at me with high speed streaming handheld viewing convenience if I didn't take advantage of it.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10212 on: September 28, 2021, 11:00:02 AM »
Seriously though, the shit I used to jerk it to like scrambled Spice channel, Heavy Metal magazine, or gnarly 70's porn is hilarious to think about now.

The quality, quantity, and convenience of the porn coming out now is ridiculous. Me with a 56k modem waiting to jerk it in the past would be mad at me with high speed streaming handheld viewing convenience if I didn't take advantage of it.

Real confession: I have on multiple occasions in the past couple of years attempted to find recordings of the scrambled porn channels. Nostalgia and also the mystique. I can see anything I want now at the click of a button. What I truly want is to have to work for it.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10213 on: September 28, 2021, 01:22:21 PM »
since we're talking about cranking it, I'll make a real confession, i didn't crank one out until i was 17

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10214 on: September 28, 2021, 02:13:14 PM »
since we're talking about cranking it, I'll make a real confession, i didn't crank one out until i was 17
I didn’t start pulling it until 19, 2 years after I started getting laid. Pretty weird, in retrospect; no clue what took me so long!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10215 on: September 28, 2021, 02:38:23 PM »
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since we're talking about cranking it, I'll make a real confession, i didn't crank one out until i was 17
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I didn’t start pulling it until 19, 2 years after I started getting laid. Pretty weird, in retrospect; no clue what took me so long!

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Saaaaame, combo of being super sheltered and also taught a bunch of nonsense regarding purity culture

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10216 on: September 28, 2021, 03:27:28 PM »
first pregnancy scare at 22.....
sweating the results and dont know who to talk to
while cool-guying is a real phenomenon, studies show that 83% of all cool-guying incidents can be attributed to the cool-guyee being an awkward weirdo

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10217 on: September 28, 2021, 03:40:11 PM »
first pregnancy scare at 22.....
sweating the results and dont know who to talk to

Why are you sweating the results? Is the possible pregnancy not with a consistent partner? Are they anti abortion and want to keep it?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10218 on: September 28, 2021, 04:39:30 PM »
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first pregnancy scare at 22.....
sweating the results and dont know who to talk to
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Why are you sweating the results? Is the possible pregnancy not with a consistent partner? Are they anti abortion and want to keep it?
an ex that im still involved with

shes not anti abortion but her mother might be against it and shes a mamas girl. i trust her enough to make the right decision but i have pretty bad anxiety when it comes to worst case scenarios.

just not sure how to handle the whole deal and dont really want to bring it up to my old man
while cool-guying is a real phenomenon, studies show that 83% of all cool-guying incidents can be attributed to the cool-guyee being an awkward weirdo

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10219 on: September 28, 2021, 06:00:41 PM »
Everything will be ok. If she keeps it, you'll rise to the occasion.

Your dad might be excited to be a grandpa. You'll never know unless you tell him.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10220 on: September 28, 2021, 06:10:55 PM »
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first pregnancy scare at 22.....
sweating the results and dont know who to talk to
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Why are you sweating the results? Is the possible pregnancy not with a consistent partner? Are they anti abortion and want to keep it?
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an ex that im still involved with

shes not anti abortion but her mother might be against it and shes a mamas girl. i trust her enough to make the right decision but i have pretty bad anxiety when it comes to worst case scenarios.

just not sure how to handle the whole deal and dont really want to bring it up to my old man

I think the best thing to do is communicate with her openly and be honest with each other about your expectations

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10221 on: September 28, 2021, 08:06:16 PM »
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first pregnancy scare at 22.....
sweating the results and dont know who to talk to
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Why are you sweating the results? Is the possible pregnancy not with a consistent partner? Are they anti abortion and want to keep it?
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an ex that im still involved with

shes not anti abortion but her mother might be against it and shes a mamas girl. i trust her enough to make the right decision but i have pretty bad anxiety when it comes to worst case scenarios.

just not sure how to handle the whole deal and dont really want to bring it up to my old man
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I think the best thing to do is communicate with her openly and be honest with each other about your expectations

At home tests are very accurate. If she tested positive then she is more than likely pregnant. If you have not tested do it.

Find out sooner than later and stay calm. You’ll be a good dad. It’s not ideal but get off to a good start with the mom and her family.


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10222 on: September 28, 2021, 08:08:51 PM »
probably should have stated that being a father would be a nightmare. would have to kiss my careers goodbye and same with my ex. realistically its not good for either of us
while cool-guying is a real phenomenon, studies show that 83% of all cool-guying incidents can be attributed to the cool-guyee being an awkward weirdo

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10223 on: September 28, 2021, 08:32:14 PM »
If she doesn’t want to tell her family then you shouldn’t tell your family until she decides what she wants to do. If this is not the girl, not the time and not the family then go to her doctor with her and support her decision. It’s your decision too so feel free to express what you want but ultimately you are in the backseat.

Good luck and be patient with the process.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10224 on: September 29, 2021, 06:50:55 AM »
It happened to me at 23 or 24. She's now my wife, but this was like a month into our relationship and neither of us were ready to be parents together. We ended up getting an abortion which cost me every dollar I had at the time. I believe it was the best decision we could've made at the time, but it really fucked my wife up for a long time. The times she broke down about it were completely random, and happened pretty much until our daughter was born, and that was like 7 years into our relationship when we were ready for a baby.

Because this is already your ex, I'd seriously consider talking about this with her and how the two of you will now be connected for life if she chooses to keep it. Do you both want that, or is it the best decision to go through with the abortion and give yourselves the chance to move on? Just know that it might be a much more emotional decision for her that it is for you, so be there for her.

Parenthood is the best thing that I've done with my life, but it was a conscious decision my wife and I made when we were ready for it. I can't say it would be different with an unplanned child, but the whole thing should be something you're excited for, not something that makes you anxious. I wish you the best, man.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10225 on: September 29, 2021, 10:04:37 AM »
what’s the scare? is it a positive test? need more info
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10226 on: September 29, 2021, 03:28:55 PM »
that bawtawd guy sober now, atleat not a addict.  i can do things n pit em down now. funny im smokin on two fent bags somewhone gave me, but i def aint buyin no mo.

i be goin to na meetings too, mosly see if i can meet a good girl plus it free therapy get ahit off ya chest

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10227 on: September 29, 2021, 03:48:42 PM »
that bawtawd guy sober now, atleat not a addict.  i can do things n pit em down now. funny im smokin on two fent bags somewhone gave me, but i def aint buyin no mo.

i be goin to na meetings too, mosly see if i can meet a good girl plus it free therapy get ahit off ya chest

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« Reply #10228 on: September 30, 2021, 02:54:32 AM »
It happened to me at 23 or 24. She's now my wife, but this was like a month into our relationship and neither of us were ready to be parents together. We ended up getting an abortion which cost me every dollar I had at the time. I believe it was the best decision we could've made at the time, but it really fucked my wife up for a long time. The times she broke down about it were completely random, and happened pretty much until our daughter was born, and that was like 7 years into our relationship when we were ready for a baby.

Because this is already your ex, I'd seriously consider talking about this with her and how the two of you will now be connected for life if she chooses to keep it. Do you both want that, or is it the best decision to go through with the abortion and give yourselves the chance to move on? Just know that it might be a much more emotional decision for her that it is for you, so be there for her.

Parenthood is the best thing that I've done with my life, but it was a conscious decision my wife and I made when we were ready for it. I can't say it would be different with an unplanned child, but the whole thing should be something you're excited for, not something that makes you anxious. I wish you the best, man.

I should probably never have kids.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10229 on: October 02, 2021, 05:07:20 AM »
For the first time in my life im not horny.
I'm making up for it..I get even more horny the older I get. Shit, I hope I don't become one of those gross horny old men.