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Re: real confessions
« Reply #720 on: September 30, 2007, 01:43:55 AM »
I steal bottles of wine from my work and I dont even like wine, I just hate my boss.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #721 on: September 30, 2007, 09:48:33 AM »
LAst week, I rocked the same pair of boxers for 4 days.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #722 on: September 30, 2007, 01:50:47 PM »
LAst week, I rocked the same pair of boxers for 4 days.

i know a guy who wore a pair of pants for 13 days

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« Reply #723 on: September 30, 2007, 01:54:35 PM »
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LAst week, I rocked the same pair of boxers for 4 days.
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i know a guy who wore a pair of pants for 13 days
You think that's bad? My roommate doesn't shower, doesn't do laundry... and on a few occasions I've caught him wearing my dirty underwear... He's fucking disgusting.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #724 on: September 30, 2007, 02:31:51 PM »
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LAst week, I rocked the same pair of boxers for 4 days.
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i know a guy who wore a pair of pants for 13 days
i wear the same pants everday i dont think its disgusting

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« Reply #725 on: September 30, 2007, 02:47:38 PM »
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LAst week, I rocked the same pair of boxers for 4 days.
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i know a guy who wore a pair of pants for 13 days

I usually rock the same undies for like 3 weeks, maybe a month. and same pants for about a month aswell

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« Reply #726 on: September 30, 2007, 02:58:20 PM »
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LAst week, I rocked the same pair of boxers for 4 days.
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i know a guy who wore a pair of pants for 13 days
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I usually rock the same undies for like 3 weeks, maybe a month. and same pants for about a month aswell
Underwear for 3 weeks? You, my friend are gross.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #727 on: September 30, 2007, 03:09:09 PM »
I've never been checked for STD's. I just rely on the last girl I slept with to get checked and tell me her results. Clean thus far.

you should be gnar'd for that

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« Reply #728 on: September 30, 2007, 03:10:28 PM »
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LAst week, I rocked the same pair of boxers for 4 days.
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That's really nothing. I have a friend who didn't wash a pair of pants for 1 year. He hadn't washed them for a couple months and found the receipt in the little change pocket with the date on it and said he was going to go a year. On that 365th day he put them in a bathtub full of hot water (since he didn't have a washer) and that water turned dark dark brown with in a few minutes.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #729 on: September 30, 2007, 07:46:28 PM »
Pants only get better the more days in a row you wear them.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #730 on: September 30, 2007, 08:01:59 PM »
ive only had 1 pair of pants since mothers day ive been wearing em since  i just got some new ones today
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #731 on: September 30, 2007, 08:31:03 PM »
I haven't washed my hair in 6 months.  It is soft.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #732 on: September 30, 2007, 09:41:06 PM »
I haven't washed my hair in 6 months.  It is soft.

thats what i do, after it gets past a certain level of greasyness, its good to go

i fucked a girl in the woods the night before i went to the doctor for a checkup
the poison ivy was hard to explain to the doc and my mom
if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #733 on: September 30, 2007, 10:59:16 PM »
-i got a scholarship in middle school to go to a pretty exclusive high school for playing football, as soon as i got the money, I quit football so i could skateboard more

-in the 4th and 5th grade i used to pick on this kid who later tried to hang himself on the playground at recess. I now refuse to insult someone with the intentions to hurt their feelings

- i've caught my parents having sex, twice

-my aunts and uncles let me drink as much as i want when im around them

-I have a speech impediment that makes talking in front of a crowd and to girls suck really bad

-smoking makes me really depressed but im addicted

- I hate the town I live in with a passion

- I've seen skateboarding eat up the lives of some of my freinds, but i can't let it go

- i spend money too frivolously

- i end up with the most worthless girls ever, but i cant date a girl who i dont think is really hot

-- i went out with this girl whos dad was a body builder and i would make every excuse in the world to not go to her house. Her mom was such a milf tho.  ::)




with all this said and what ive seen so far in this thread, i wouldn't trade my life for any frat boy or doushbag that bro out with each other every weekend
if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #734 on: October 01, 2007, 08:28:01 AM »
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LAst week, I rocked the same pair of boxers for 4 days.
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i know a guy who wore a pair of pants for 13 days
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That's really nothing. I have a friend who didn't wash a pair of pants for 1 year. He hadn't washed them for a couple months and found the receipt in the little change pocket with the date on it and said he was going to go a year. On that 365th day he put them in a bathtub full of hot water (since he didn't have a washer) and that water turned dark dark brown with in a few minutes.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #735 on: October 01, 2007, 12:41:20 PM »
i yerked off into my friend's pants and just left the nut there, i didn't tell him about it yet.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #736 on: October 01, 2007, 01:37:44 PM »
i yerked off into my friend's pants and just left the nut there, i didn't tell him about it yet.

So awesome.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #737 on: October 01, 2007, 01:44:14 PM »
being "addicted" to weed is some moronic shit. my god.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #738 on: October 01, 2007, 03:12:27 PM »
ok i admit it. im matt rodriguez

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #739 on: October 01, 2007, 03:53:41 PM »
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i yerked off into my friend's pants and just left the nut there, i didn't tell him about it yet.
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So awesome.

haha, i remember getting this one handjob and busted my nut all over my friends(well his parents) couch. 
i never said a thing.   ;D 

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« Reply #740 on: October 01, 2007, 04:47:25 PM »
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i yerked off into my friend's pants and just left the nut there, i didn't tell him about it yet.
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So awesome.
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haha, i remember getting this one handjob and busted my nut all over my friends(well his parents) couch. 
i never said a thing.   ;D 

you should have told the dude who gave you the hj to clean it up it was his fault

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #741 on: October 01, 2007, 06:16:22 PM »
lol you must have been high than a bitch right dude?
lol
oh man
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #742 on: October 01, 2007, 11:26:26 PM »
- i've caught my parents having sex, twice
that sucks.
when i was 10, i walked in my dad fucking my mom from behind, all violent porno style.

couldn't look either one of them in the eye for a while.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #743 on: October 02, 2007, 12:14:26 AM »
being "addicted" to weed is some moronic shit. my god.

well im not actually physically addicted like crack or anything, it's just whenever i say to myself I'm gonna stop, I end up smoking a day or two after....i think that qualifies as addiction.....plus it doesn't help that my roomate is a dealer

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #744 on: October 03, 2007, 02:08:31 PM »
i secretly hate my job, and working in the indusrty is killing skating for me. im the only person at my work that skates, and its a skateshop. i hate about 90 percent of the people i know that dont skate.  i bitch slapped a girl for spitting in my face, only girl ive ever mucked and i feel bad about it to this day. i neglect the shit out of younger bro, but we dont have much in common so im not that worried about it. the older i get the more i just wanna bang young chicks. im having a baby and it scares the shit outta me. i lost my license for getting drunk, running from the cops and then crashing into someones house. i have a lenghty criminal record, but happen to have american citizenship so its not that bad. most of my criminal record is from assault charges, and almost all of the fights they stem from i didnt start. i once beat up and elderly man for continuesly harrassing my girlfriend, like grabbing her ass and following her. i love my cat more than my mom. thats about everything, it may make me look bad but everyone that knows me for real knows different.

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« Reply #745 on: October 03, 2007, 02:10:36 PM »
i secretly hate my job, and working in the indusrty is killing skating for me. im the only person at my work that skates, and its a skateshop. i hate about 90 percent of the people i know that dont skate.  i bitch slapped a girl for spitting in my face, only girl ive ever mucked and i feel bad about it to this day. i neglect the shit out of younger bro, but we dont have much in common so im not that worried about it. the older i get the more i just wanna bang young chicks. im having a baby and it scares the shit outta me. i lost my license for getting drunk, running from the cops and then crashing into someones house. i have a lenghty criminal record, but happen to have american citizenship so its not that bad. most of my criminal record is from assault charges, and almost all of the fights they stem from i didnt start. i once beat up and elderly man for continuesly harrassing my girlfriend, like grabbing her ass and following her. i love my cat more than my mom. thats about everything, it may make me look bad but everyone that knows me for real knows different.

thats some real ish

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« Reply #746 on: October 03, 2007, 04:55:58 PM »
i secretly hate my job, and working in the indusrty is killing skating for me. im the only person at my work that skates, and its a skateshop. i hate about 90 percent of the people i know that dont skate.  i bitch slapped a girl for spitting in my face, only girl ive ever mucked and i feel bad about it to this day. i neglect the shit out of younger bro, but we dont have much in common so im not that worried about it. the older i get the more i just wanna bang young chicks. im having a baby and it scares the shit outta me. i lost my license for getting drunk, running from the cops and then crashing into someones house. i have a lenghty criminal record, but happen to have american citizenship so its not that bad. most of my criminal record is from assault charges, and almost all of the fights they stem from i didnt start. i once beat up and elderly man for continuesly harrassing my girlfriend, like grabbing her ass and following her. i love my cat more than my mom. thats about everything, it may make me look bad but everyone that knows me for real knows different.

Don't you own that shop? Why not hire people who skate?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #747 on: October 03, 2007, 05:00:17 PM »
naw i dont own it i just run the skate program. its a giant boardshop, really similiar to boardroom in vancouver.everyone i work with snowboards and surfs, job sucks balls. makes me want to go back to packing boxes.

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« Reply #748 on: October 03, 2007, 05:04:43 PM »
its a giant boardshop, really similiar to boardroom

Ouch.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #749 on: October 03, 2007, 05:50:20 PM »
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its a giant boardshop, really similiar to boardroom
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Ouch.

its pretty fucked. but the shop makes alot of kook money so it lets me order whatever i want and have a big team. they look at me like im a freak because im not wearing the newest mall branded shecklbam gear and i dont join in on there "wow i was so hyphy at the club" conversations every morning. i do my thing and they do theres. but my owners are chill, they let me order halfcabs and really trust my opinion on most other things. not to mention the big budget is sweet. instead of my riders having to ride shop boards they all ride blueprint, krooked and or whatever else i cop for them every month.