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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10620 on: December 03, 2022, 02:11:22 PM »
We were learning adjectives in 9th grade Spanish class and the teacher was kinda testing our vocab by asking us to all look at someone that had something with that adjective. So she'd say - "everyone point at someone with something azul" and we'd all point at a kid wearing a blue shirt or something. Then she tells the class - "everyone point at someone with something poquito" and the class is scanning around and then it starts happening. One set of eyes staring at me and pointing. Two. Three. The whole class stares at points at me for having something small. They all burst into laughter while I just sit there blushing with my poquito self-esteem.

I donít mean to be insensitive but did everybody just assume you had a small dick?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10621 on: December 04, 2022, 09:54:28 AM »
My right armpit sweats way more than my left one, especially when Iím driving.

Also secretly love the song Little Bitty by Alan Jackson.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10622 on: December 09, 2022, 10:26:25 AM »
Brazil will be this year's winner of the world cup and i am VERY hyped on this.
I was wrong. And now I'm depressed.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10623 on: December 10, 2022, 07:21:48 AM »
Dear Holy father of Gonzales, Reynolds, and Penny;

My heart is filled with sinful chaos and confusion. Lord, I am struggling with something that I know will consume me if I don't figure out how to stop it. Right now, Lord, I am struggling with lust - lust for tricks and brands that exist outside your glory. I have diligently followed you in rejecting varial kickflips, nollie lipslides, and other illegal tricks since I was but 12 years old.

But now, Lord---now, I am having feelings that I just don't know how to handle, but I know you do. I have seen a pair of bright yellow Andy Anderson Etnies shoes with the lace covers. I have spent much time admiring them and thinking about what their board feel is like and how they glow like a brilliant star so alluringly in the soft light of my iPhone screen. My thoughts have not always remained on the pure side of admiration though Lord. I don't always think about just looking at them or touching them. My thoughts turn far more salacious at times - I think of wearing them, of pushing around in them, of pairing them with my Polar Big Boys. Lord I am ashamed to say it but you already know my heart and with my honesty I hope you will give me the power to resist temptation.

Transform my thoughts and let me understand how marvelous you're goodness has made me. I really need the strength and peace that only You can give.

In your name,

Amen
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10624 on: December 11, 2022, 12:13:31 AM »
I will include you in my prayers @KinkyRailsRailed4u

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10625 on: December 11, 2022, 05:22:36 AM »
i watched gringo papi and it wasn't that bad.
"Pico de Gallo!"  ;D  :)  :D

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10626 on: December 11, 2022, 11:38:51 AM »
I was really eating ass last night

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10627 on: December 11, 2022, 09:01:13 PM »
i watched gringo papi and it wasn't that bad.
"Pico de Gallo!"  ;D  :)  :D
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10628 on: December 12, 2022, 01:58:46 AM »
I was really eating ass last night

With some fries on the side?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10629 on: January 16, 2023, 12:05:35 AM »
Got laid. Cheers felllas.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10630 on: January 16, 2023, 07:31:16 AM »
Got laid. Cheers felllas.

When was the wedding?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10631 on: January 16, 2023, 02:18:26 PM »
Got laid. Cheers felllas.
Bastard! Have a gnar.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10632 on: January 20, 2023, 06:50:15 AM »
Dear Holy father of Gonzales, Reynolds, and Penny;

My heart is filled with sinful chaos and confusion. Lord, I am struggling with something that I know will consume me if I don't figure out how to stop it. Right now, Lord, I am struggling with lust - lust for tricks and brands that exist outside your glory. I have diligently followed you in rejecting varial kickflips, nollie lipslides, and other illegal tricks since I was but 12 years old.

But now, Lord---now, I am having feelings that I just don't know how to handle, but I know you do. I have seen a pair of bright yellow Andy Anderson Etnies shoes with the lace covers. I have spent much time admiring them and thinking about what their board feel is like and how they glow like a brilliant star so alluringly in the soft light of my iPhone screen. My thoughts have not always remained on the pure side of admiration though Lord. I don't always think about just looking at them or touching them. My thoughts turn far more salacious at times - I think of wearing them, of pushing around in them, of pairing them with my Polar Big Boys. Lord I am ashamed to say it but you already know my heart and with my honesty I hope you will give me the power to resist temptation.

Transform my thoughts and let me understand how marvelous you're goodness has made me. I really need the strength and peace that only You can give.

In your name,

Amen
okay Iíve seen some fucked up confessions in my time, but you sir need some serious help

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10633 on: January 20, 2023, 06:56:49 PM »
Those cpap machines sound like white noise my mums got one

Waaay better off using one of them instead of snoring real bad imo
listen to cosmic psychos

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10634 on: January 21, 2023, 11:50:41 AM »
Those cpap machines sound like white noise my mums got one

Waaay better off using one of them instead of snoring real bad imo

I was hooking up with this poly ďthroupleĒ for almost a year on the regular and all three of them had to sleep with cpaps on. That noise will put me down quicker then ambien to this day. If you throw NPR on top of it im out for the count.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10635 on: March 06, 2023, 09:10:27 AM »
I would do very very naughty things with Megyn Kelly.
Dude was folically fucked from the get go.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10636 on: March 07, 2023, 10:32:07 AM »
Thatís hardly a confession, dude.  If weíre gonna simp over right wing women letís at least pick unconventionally sexy onesÖ MTG or Roseanne or someone.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10637 on: March 07, 2023, 04:14:22 PM »
Thatís hardly a confession, dude.  If weíre gonna simp over right wing women letís at least pick unconventionally sexy onesÖ MTG or Roseanne or someone.

Ew.

How about some Kayleigh McEnany.
Dude was folically fucked from the get go.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10638 on: March 07, 2023, 04:39:10 PM »
I'm sexually attracted to Casey Anthony

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10639 on: March 11, 2023, 10:21:46 AM »
I watched two Aaron Kyro clips last night
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10640 on: March 13, 2023, 04:04:38 AM »
I watched two Aaron Kyro clips last night

The question is "did you enjoy it?"

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10641 on: March 13, 2023, 01:26:33 PM »

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10642 on: March 13, 2023, 03:01:16 PM »
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I watched two Aaron Kyro clips last night
[close]

The question is "did you enjoy it?"
Alright, full confession. I didn't watch all of them, maybe 3-5 mins of each. Did I enjoy? More curious than anything, but no need to go back down that rabbit hole.
Kook is as kook does...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10643 on: March 17, 2023, 01:06:17 PM »
I'm sexually attracted to Casey Anthony

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10644 on: March 19, 2023, 06:33:24 PM »
In any movie more complicated than a romcom, Iím confused at whatís going on like at least 30% of the time.

If itís some military espionage movie, it could go as high as 90% of the movie I donít know what the fuck is going on.
Dude was folically fucked from the get go.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10645 on: March 20, 2023, 07:26:45 AM »
In any movie more complicated than a romcom, Iím confused at whatís going on like at least 30% of the time.

If itís some military espionage movie, it could go as high as 90% of the movie I donít know what the fuck is going on.


dude, same


but i'd say it's more related to i just don't give a fuck about what i'm watching and just need to distract my brain from forming any sense of cohesion for the next two hours

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10646 on: March 20, 2023, 09:21:44 AM »
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Thatís hardly a confession, dude.  If weíre gonna simp over right wing women letís at least pick unconventionally sexy onesÖ MTG or Roseanne or someone.
[close]

Ew.

How about some Kayleigh McEnany.

Lauren Boebert for me.