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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10650 on: April 10, 2023, 04:17:37 PM »
Im afraid to get a massage because of my weird shoulder and back hair

Iíll shave it for you if you let me keep the hair
Itís crazy that people are saying I wonít even try it

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10651 on: April 10, 2023, 04:23:02 PM »
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Thatís hardly a confession, dude.  If weíre gonna simp over right wing women letís at least pick unconventionally sexy onesÖ MTG or Roseanne or someone.
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Ew.

How about some Kayleigh McEnany.
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Lauren Boebert for me.

MY MAN. I just want to lay back with her in a field of green grass on a spring day wearing nothing but linen robes. Iíll yell at the sky for being blue with her.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10652 on: April 13, 2023, 06:41:23 AM »
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Thatís hardly a confession, dude.  If weíre gonna simp over right wing women letís at least pick unconventionally sexy onesÖ MTG or Roseanne or someone.
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Ew.

How about some Kayleigh McEnany.
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Lauren Boebert for me.
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MY MAN. I just want to lay back with her in a field of green grass on a spring day wearing nothing but linen robes. Iíll yell at the sky for being blue with her.

Thatís deep. Iíd be content with cumming all over her glasses.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10653 on: April 13, 2023, 02:29:53 PM »
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Thatís hardly a confession, dude.  If weíre gonna simp over right wing women letís at least pick unconventionally sexy onesÖ MTG or Roseanne or someone.
[close]

Ew.

How about some Kayleigh McEnany.
[close]

Lauren Boebert for me.
[close]

MY MAN. I just want to lay back with her in a field of green grass on a spring day wearing nothing but linen robes. Iíll yell at the sky for being blue with her.
[close]

Thatís deep. Iíd be content with cumming all over her glasses.


hahahaha jesus christ dude hell yeah

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10654 on: April 14, 2023, 06:35:25 AM »
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Thatís hardly a confession, dude.  If weíre gonna simp over right wing women letís at least pick unconventionally sexy onesÖ MTG or Roseanne or someone.
[close]

Ew.

How about some Kayleigh McEnany.
[close]

Lauren Boebert for me.
[close]

MY MAN. I just want to lay back with her in a field of green grass on a spring day wearing nothing but linen robes. Iíll yell at the sky for being blue with her.
[close]

Thatís deep. Iíd be content with cumming all over her glasses.
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hahahaha jesus christ dude hell yeah

OMG I forgot this was the woman who's mom claimed Stan Lane was her father! But I'm not going to lie, I'd definitely be content with cumming on her glasses... If I had the time or talent, I'd make a photoshopped compilation of pixelized cum on her face while the Midnight Express theme plays in the background, the WCW version in particular.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10655 on: April 25, 2023, 03:27:23 PM »
Tonight I watched the new Jordan Maxham and Moose parts back to back. Maxham's was better, but I enjoyed Moose's too.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10656 on: April 30, 2023, 06:48:11 AM »
I think I got spiked with Adderall tonight of all things.  And thanks to tinder i later had a rich lady in the Hollywood hills eating my ass. Now I got high and almost having a panic attack thinking through all of tonight's events. 
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10657 on: April 30, 2023, 05:22:02 PM »
Hope your feeling better numbers matt. Shout out to ass eating Tinder ladies.

Things feel like a whirlwind these days but I'm happy? Can hardly tell which way is up. I'm surprised I can still tie my shoes. I think on some low level I'm succeeding and I'm terrified.
And the worst confession of them all - I used to post on here as abudabi...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10658 on: May 01, 2023, 12:22:29 AM »
Tonight I watched the new Jordan Maxham and Moose parts back to back. Maxham's was better, but I enjoyed Moose's too.

Im an unashamed moose sub on the tube. Always thought dude was gnarly (back 3 at Hollywood high) but it's cool to watch him do all the tech shit now. He's obviously reached a point where he's realized skating isn't gonna pay the bills unless he does it on his own and is trying to find his way in the new world, so I'm down with supporting that.

Just maybe stop skating with Jeff won song... I know you want to use his notoriety for views but that is not the right dude to be "collabing" with if you want anyone to take you seriously.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10659 on: May 01, 2023, 01:55:00 AM »
Hope your feeling better numbers matt. Shout out to ass eating Tinder ladies.

Things feel like a whirlwind these days but I'm happy? Can hardly tell which way is up. I'm surprised I can still tie my shoes. I think on some low level I'm succeeding and I'm terrified.
And the worst confession of them all - I used to post on here as abudabi...
I thought you were alright, no? Hooman was the lame one. what was wrong, you just overposted? I do remember people hating abudabi but not really why.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10660 on: May 08, 2023, 04:57:28 AM »
I think I got spiked with Adderall tonight of all things.  And thanks to tinder i later had a rich lady in the Hollywood hills eating my ass tongue-punching the life gnar button. Now I got high and almost having a panic attack thinking through all of tonight's events.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10661 on: May 15, 2023, 07:18:19 PM »
Iíve never owned an umbrella

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10662 on: May 16, 2023, 09:13:43 AM »
Iíve never owned an umbrella

no joke had this exact thought like two days ago


i've never done so many things

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10663 on: May 16, 2023, 09:17:33 PM »
Never had a gf then eh?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10664 on: May 17, 2023, 08:36:21 AM »
matt please stop yelling at me

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10665 on: May 17, 2023, 12:45:39 PM »
You really shouldn't use your girlfriend as an umbrella matt

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10666 on: May 18, 2023, 06:52:52 AM »
I'm sexually attracted to Casey Anthony

"Three-way with Casey Anthony and Jodi Arias" is a thought that has flashed through my mind more than once.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10667 on: May 26, 2023, 09:00:38 AM »
i quit skating and it feels nice, but now, who am i? is what i feel

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10668 on: Today at 10:33:17 PM »
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Iíve never owned an umbrella
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no joke had this exact thought like two days ago


i've never done so many things

I've also never owned an umbrella. Walking around in the rain with a bare head gives me a sense of pride.
Up until this year, I'd also never worn a suit (I'm 33).

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10669 on: Today at 10:58:56 PM »
you should be out skating
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