real confessions

[Sizzle]

Im afraid to get a massage because of my weird shoulder and back hair

I’ll shave it for you if you let me keep the hair

[fakie nollie]

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That’s hardly a confession, dude.  If we’re gonna simp over right wing women let’s at least pick unconventionally sexy ones… MTG or Roseanne or someone.

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Ew.

How about some Kayleigh McEnany.

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Lauren Boebert for me.

MY MAN. I just want to lay back with her in a field of green grass on a spring day wearing nothing but linen robes. I’ll yell at the sky for being blue with her.

[Madam, I'm Adam]

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That’s hardly a confession, dude.  If we’re gonna simp over right wing women let’s at least pick unconventionally sexy ones… MTG or Roseanne or someone.

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Ew.

How about some Kayleigh McEnany.

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Lauren Boebert for me.

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MY MAN. I just want to lay back with her in a field of green grass on a spring day wearing nothing but linen robes. I’ll yell at the sky for being blue with her.

That’s deep. I’d be content with cumming all over her glasses.

[doublesteveburger]

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That’s hardly a confession, dude.  If we’re gonna simp over right wing women let’s at least pick unconventionally sexy ones… MTG or Roseanne or someone.

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Ew.

How about some Kayleigh McEnany.

[close]

Lauren Boebert for me.

[close]

MY MAN. I just want to lay back with her in a field of green grass on a spring day wearing nothing but linen robes. I’ll yell at the sky for being blue with her.

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That’s deep. I’d be content with cumming all over her glasses.

hahahaha jesus christ dude hell yeah

[Jim and Dan]

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That’s hardly a confession, dude.  If we’re gonna simp over right wing women let’s at least pick unconventionally sexy ones… MTG or Roseanne or someone.

[close]

Ew.

How about some Kayleigh McEnany.

[close]

Lauren Boebert for me.

[close]

MY MAN. I just want to lay back with her in a field of green grass on a spring day wearing nothing but linen robes. I’ll yell at the sky for being blue with her.

[close]

That’s deep. I’d be content with cumming all over her glasses.

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hahahaha jesus christ dude hell yeah

OMG I forgot this was the woman who's mom claimed Stan Lane was her father! But I'm not going to lie, I'd definitely be content with cumming on her glasses... If I had the time or talent, I'd make a photoshopped compilation of pixelized cum on her face while the Midnight Express theme plays in the background, the WCW version in particular.

[Esquivel]

Tonight I watched the new Jordan Maxham and Moose parts back to back. Maxham's was better, but I enjoyed Moose's too.

[matt_2993]

I think I got spiked with Adderall tonight of all things.  And thanks to tinder i later had a rich lady in the Hollywood hills eating my ass. Now I got high and almost having a panic attack thinking through all of tonight's events. 

[Dental Dan]

Hope your feeling better numbers matt. Shout out to ass eating Tinder ladies.

Things feel like a whirlwind these days but I'm happy? Can hardly tell which way is up. I'm surprised I can still tie my shoes. I think on some low level I'm succeeding and I'm terrified.
And the worst confession of them all - I used to post on here as abudabi...

[Sativa Lung]

Tonight I watched the new Jordan Maxham and Moose parts back to back. Maxham's was better, but I enjoyed Moose's too.

Im an unashamed moose sub on the tube. Always thought dude was gnarly (back 3 at Hollywood high) but it's cool to watch him do all the tech shit now. He's obviously reached a point where he's realized skating isn't gonna pay the bills unless he does it on his own and is trying to find his way in the new world, so I'm down with supporting that.

Just maybe stop skating with Jeff won song... I know you want to use his notoriety for views but that is not the right dude to be "collabing" with if you want anyone to take you seriously.

[adam22savage]

Hope your feeling better numbers matt. Shout out to ass eating Tinder ladies.

Things feel like a whirlwind these days but I'm happy? Can hardly tell which way is up. I'm surprised I can still tie my shoes. I think on some low level I'm succeeding and I'm terrified.
And the worst confession of them all - I used to post on here as abudabi...

I thought you were alright, no? Hooman was the lame one. what was wrong, you just overposted? I do remember people hating abudabi but not really why.

[Esquivel]

I think I got spiked with Adderall tonight of all things.  And thanks to tinder i later had a rich lady in the Hollywood hills eating my ass tongue-punching the life gnar button. Now I got high and almost having a panic attack thinking through all of tonight's events.

[SneakySecrets]

I’ve never owned an umbrella

[doublesteveburger]

I’ve never owned an umbrella

no joke had this exact thought like two days ago


i've never done so many things

[matt_2993]

Never had a gf then eh?

[doublesteveburger]

matt please stop yelling at me

[Dental Dan]

You really shouldn't use your girlfriend as an umbrella matt

[KC_Rookie]

I'm sexually attracted to Casey Anthony

"Three-way with Casey Anthony and Jodi Arias" is a thought that has flashed through my mind more than once.

[secretvape]

i quit skating and it feels nice, but now, who am i? is what i feel

[Peter Zagreus]

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I’ve never owned an umbrella

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no joke had this exact thought like two days ago


i've never done so many things

I've also never owned an umbrella. Walking around in the rain with a bare head gives me a sense of pride.
Up until this year, I'd also never worn a suit (I'm 33).

[Bill Salt]

you should be out skating