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Re: real confessions
« Reply #870 on: October 27, 2007, 01:46:05 AM »
i smoke too much weed and i know its affecting me but i sort of dont care.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #871 on: October 27, 2007, 11:09:26 AM »
see i cant even pronounce that. im way too burnt.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #872 on: October 27, 2007, 09:18:42 PM »

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #873 on: October 28, 2007, 06:58:14 PM »
I'm not really happy with my physical appearance. Everytime I look in the mirror, I think that I'd be a lot happier with myself if I were a few inches taller and weighed a little bit less.
On a not very related thought, I'm wearing a knit sweater right now and I'm kinda stoked on it.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #874 on: October 28, 2007, 08:26:20 PM »
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #875 on: October 28, 2007, 08:45:29 PM »
dont claim to hate reynolds to get a good rep, the majority here actually likes him. just make sure to reference his bowl cut in his birdhouse part to show youve been down for a long tine

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #876 on: October 29, 2007, 05:03:35 AM »
dont claim to hate reynolds to get a good rep, the majority here actually likes him. just make sure to reference his bowl cut in his birdhouse part to show youve been down for a long tine

i really could give a fuck if everyone here likes him, for some reason unknown even to myself i can't stand him.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #877 on: October 30, 2007, 09:30:59 AM »
i like broccoli
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #878 on: October 30, 2007, 10:05:06 AM »
i like broccoli

love that shit.. so good on pizza.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #879 on: October 30, 2007, 10:09:47 AM »
i actually have nothing against jake rupp but ive got this pickle guy and little jeezy mad as fuck.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #880 on: October 30, 2007, 10:13:03 AM »
i actually have nothing against jake rupp but ive got this pickle guy and little jeezy mad as fuck.

jeezy aint mad. its not like i know dude personally. you were just sayin some fucked up shit and i had to call you out. and btw if you didnt understand the comment about the 300 dollars, which im sure you didnt, thats about how much an abortion would cost.didnt want that to go over your head
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #881 on: October 30, 2007, 10:14:42 AM »
the guys a fucking alcoholic. what a little front nosing bitch. the ponytail doesnt help his case either.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #882 on: October 30, 2007, 11:13:40 AM »
Jeezy is pissed DickNagger is a Slap Pal. i cant wait to kook the shit out of his ass.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #883 on: October 30, 2007, 11:17:33 AM »
its time for jeezy to power post his ass to 1000. drop some lyrics in every thread slap has.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #884 on: October 30, 2007, 11:25:04 AM »
its time for jeezy to power post his ass to 1000. drop some lyrics in every thread slap has.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #885 on: October 30, 2007, 06:39:40 PM »
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #886 on: October 30, 2007, 06:47:02 PM »
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #887 on: October 30, 2007, 06:54:35 PM »
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #888 on: October 30, 2007, 07:33:05 PM »
I know Jeezy's real identity.























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Re: real confessions
« Reply #889 on: October 30, 2007, 07:33:54 PM »
I know Jeezy's real identity.























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Re: real confessions
« Reply #890 on: October 30, 2007, 07:53:01 PM »
lolz i knowz.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #891 on: October 30, 2007, 08:32:06 PM »
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« Reply #892 on: October 30, 2007, 08:35:57 PM »
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« Reply #893 on: October 30, 2007, 08:57:17 PM »
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #894 on: October 30, 2007, 09:40:15 PM »
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #895 on: October 30, 2007, 11:27:26 PM »
Once I was very suicidal and I remembered the doctor telling me if this ever happened to call 911. I did so hoping they would give me some magicical drug to make me feel human again. Cops show up and I run and hide my wine bottle in nearby buhes. They say " hey you called?". "Um yeah I did, i wasn't expecting cops though". They put me in hand cuffs and throw me in the back of the car. I was just thinking " what kind of idiot calls 911 and gets himself arrested?". One of the young cops finds the wine. They laugh a bit and drive me to a mental hospital. I get there and they grill me with questions while the two fine police men listen for a funny story to tell the boys at the station. Finally they give me like six huge pills and I pass out in a cell with a shitty bed and blankets.

I was awoke the next day fairly early and am told to go see this bald fat man who's supposed to know what he's talking about. Before I leave the cell an angry fat woman tells me to make my bed. I was still fucked up from the pills but managed to do it to her liking. I finally sit down to see the fat shrink and he tells me " you need to go to rehab". " No way I will do that" I told the fat man. "Well then you must leave now". I was given a token for the train and sent on my way. I was lucky enough to find a liquor store right outside of there. I bought a bottle of peppermint schnapps and went to the train station. I had no idea where to go because I was staying at a heroin addicted friends house in San Diego. Somewhere along the way I lost my train pass and was issued a ticket which I failed to pay. It ended up being over 500 with late fees. So I finally made it back and everyone asks where I was and I just tell them I got drunk and fell asleep somewhere.

So anyway, my life was pretty shitty and that's my confession.
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #896 on: October 30, 2007, 11:32:31 PM »
you should delete your account and focus on fixing your life
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« Reply #897 on: October 30, 2007, 11:50:26 PM »
you should unfocus your board and delete your child porn

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #898 on: October 30, 2007, 11:54:35 PM »
you should delete your account and focus on fixing your life

It's much better now. This was after a breakup, being kicked out of an appartment, being poor and just pretty much everything going wrong.
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« Reply #899 on: October 31, 2007, 04:49:39 AM »
Once I was very suicidal and I remembered the doctor telling me if this ever happened to call 911. I did so hoping they would give me some magicical drug to make me feel human again. Cops show up and I run and hide my wine bottle in nearby buhes. They say " hey you called?". "Um yeah I did, i wasn't expecting cops though". They put me in hand cuffs and throw me in the back of the car. I was just thinking " what kind of idiot calls 911 and gets himself arrested?". One of the young cops finds the wine. They laugh a bit and drive me to a mental hospital. I get there and they grill me with questions while the two fine police men listen for a funny story to tell the boys at the station. Finally they give me like six huge pills and I pass out in a cell with a shitty bed and blankets.

I was awoke the next day fairly early and am told to go see this bald fat man who's supposed to know what he's talking about. Before I leave the cell an angry fat woman tells me to make my bed. I was still fucked up from the pills but managed to do it to her liking. I finally sit down to see the fat shrink and he tells me " you need to go to rehab". " No way I will do that" I told the fat man. "Well then you must leave now". I was given a token for the train and sent on my way. I was lucky enough to find a liquor store right outside of there. I bought a bottle of peppermint schnapps and went to the train station. I had no idea where to go because I was staying at a heroin addicted friends house in San Diego. Somewhere along the way I lost my train pass and was issued a ticket which I failed to pay. It ended up being over 500 with late fees. So I finally made it back and everyone asks where I was and I just tell them I got drunk and fell asleep somewhere.

So anyway, my life was pretty shitty and that's my confession.
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