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« Reply #960 on: November 11, 2007, 08:49:48 PM »
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I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.
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I used to do this, now I just put them on the burger and any thats left I just eat afterwards
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I do this to... fries on haburgers is soooo good, I didn't think anyone did this though, I've never seen anyone except me do it...
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add some bbq sauce to that burger and i am guilty too

The park I grew up skating had a Wendys across the street and I'd always dip my fries in my frosty. I pretend like it's gross now that I'm older but I'm sure if I went to Wendys tomorrow I'd do the same thing.

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« Reply #961 on: November 11, 2007, 10:47:19 PM »
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I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.
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I used to do this, now I just put them on the burger and any thats left I just eat afterwards
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I do this to... fries on haburgers is soooo good, I didn't think anyone did this though, I've never seen anyone except me do it...
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add some bbq sauce to that burger and i am guilty too
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The park I grew up skating had a Wendys across the street and I'd always dip my fries in my frosty. I pretend like it's gross now that I'm older but I'm sure if I went to Wendys tomorrow I'd do the same thing.
i am a grown-ass man, and i will fully admit to dippind my fries in my frosty.
shit is epic.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #962 on: November 12, 2007, 10:30:51 AM »
i usually find wierd fast food mixtures to be blasphemous, but i fully back the fries in da frosty. it kinda tastes like a funnel cake to me, almost.

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« Reply #963 on: November 12, 2007, 10:48:10 AM »
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I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.
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I used to do this, now I just put them on the burger and any thats left I just eat afterwards
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I do this to... fries on haburgers is soooo good, I didn't think anyone did this though, I've never seen anyone except me do it...
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add some bbq sauce to that burger and i am guilty too
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The park I grew up skating had a Wendys across the street and I'd always dip my fries in my frosty. I pretend like it's gross now that I'm older but I'm sure if I went to Wendys tomorrow I'd do the same thing.
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i am a grown-ass man, and i will fully admit to dippind my fries in my frosty.
shit is epic.
i've done it too. in elementary school i used to dip my twix bars in bbq sauce because i thought it made them taste better

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #964 on: November 12, 2007, 10:49:34 AM »
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I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.
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I used to do this, now I just put them on the burger and any thats left I just eat afterwards
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I do this to... fries on haburgers is soooo good, I didn't think anyone did this though, I've never seen anyone except me do it...
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add some bbq sauce to that burger and i am guilty too
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The park I grew up skating had a Wendys across the street and I'd always dip my fries in my frosty. I pretend like it's gross now that I'm older but I'm sure if I went to Wendys tomorrow I'd do the same thing.
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i am a grown-ass man, and i will fully admit to dippind my fries in my frosty.
shit is epic.
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i've done it too. in elementary school i used to dip my twix bars in bbq sauce because i thought it made them taste better
i did Doritos with bbq sauce.
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« Reply #965 on: November 12, 2007, 10:55:40 AM »
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I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.
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I used to do this, now I just put them on the burger and any thats left I just eat afterwards
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I do this to... fries on haburgers is soooo good, I didn't think anyone did this though, I've never seen anyone except me do it...
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add some bbq sauce to that burger and i am guilty too
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The park I grew up skating had a Wendys across the street and I'd always dip my fries in my frosty. I pretend like it's gross now that I'm older but I'm sure if I went to Wendys tomorrow I'd do the same thing.
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i am a grown-ass man, and i will fully admit to dippind my fries in my frosty.
shit is epic.
i thought i was the only one who did that. i dont know what it is about that, i guess the sweet and salty working together, kinda like chocolate covered pretzels

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« Reply #966 on: November 12, 2007, 06:12:08 PM »
red robin fries are where its at

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #967 on: November 12, 2007, 07:31:38 PM »
Red robin seasoning is soo good.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #968 on: November 12, 2007, 08:20:17 PM »
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I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.
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I used to do this, now I just put them on the burger and any thats left I just eat afterwards
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I do this to... fries on haburgers is soooo good, I didn't think anyone did this though, I've never seen anyone except me do it...

I prefer Zapps chips on my turkey sandwiches.  Zapps chips is that fire.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #969 on: November 13, 2007, 01:42:06 PM »
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red robin fries are where its at
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After working there for a while, I can tell you they were some of the best fries.  And better yet how they keep refilling them as much as you want if you get a burger.  Goddamn do I miss them.

And Zapps chips are THE SHIT.  They have them at the Wegmans I work at, and I've never seen them anywhere else.

Those fries with their seasoning and a side of ranch are the best.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #970 on: November 14, 2007, 01:41:54 PM »
I've found some young children attractive.

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« Reply #971 on: November 14, 2007, 02:06:16 PM »
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I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.
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I used to do this, now I just put them on the burger and any thats left I just eat afterwards
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I do this to... fries on haburgers is soooo good, I didn't think anyone did this though, I've never seen anyone except me do it...
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add some bbq sauce to that burger and i am guilty too
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The park I grew up skating had a Wendys across the street and I'd always dip my fries in my frosty. I pretend like it's gross now that I'm older but I'm sure if I went to Wendys tomorrow I'd do the same thing.

the park i grew up skating had a wendys across the street and i would also dip my fries in my frosty. weird
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #972 on: November 15, 2007, 09:32:08 AM »
i feel like i am becoming the dude and i like it.

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« Reply #973 on: November 15, 2007, 10:27:07 PM »
im flat out addicted to porn... not any porn generally midget and balloon PORN, damn guess ill be labelled a weirdo from here on in. But what do i give a fuck its the internet!
how many times a day?

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« Reply #974 on: November 15, 2007, 10:41:46 PM »
In the 7th grade all my friends would talk about jacking off and everyone had the hots for this one teacher, then a few months went by and I started "expirementing" and I then knew jacking off was for me, later that year me and my friend would rush to the top of the stairs and watch her walk up looking down her shirt, I would run home to jack off. Now I jack off at least 3 times a day on weekdays.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #975 on: November 16, 2007, 01:53:34 AM »
i tried it when i was 16 but i guess it just wasnt for me
we toked a marley and i split back to the park, minding my own busineess when a rollerblader mean mugs..i let it go.

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« Reply #976 on: November 16, 2007, 07:32:37 PM »
Jacking off.... eh... occasionally.

Pussy is alot better.  8)

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #977 on: November 19, 2007, 09:03:47 PM »
being a shitty spam poster is harder than i thought

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« Reply #978 on: November 19, 2007, 10:14:11 PM »
confession

so i was at the crib smokin tha shake junt i rolld while i was doin yoga n shit, and this nigga Phil Mickelson come to my door knockin sayin he got a story to tell Vov. Now i know tha bitch is frontin cuz bout 30 secons into the story i come to realize this nigga is reciting Warren G songs in spoken word form tryina diskract a nigga. this when i realize he tryin to get some junt play. i said "lefty you always comin roun to cheef dat dosha but you aint never brang a sac." then nigga sayz to me "man you wyld for that, i aint even smokin hay no more since thoz marks been drunk testin a nigga, like niggaz gon get a hole in one when they six blunts deep."

i dint belive that bitch so i let my freind Rhondelle have his way with that trick


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #979 on: November 21, 2007, 03:54:51 PM »
--last summer my girlfriend slept over and and she had her friends coke in her bag, once she fell asleep i sniffed it all....i still havent payed her back and i feel kinda scummy about it

--in 10th grade this kid i didnt like bought a new bong with all his birthday money, the day after his birthday i walked into his house and stole it

--i am pretty addicted to pain killers, but i think its fucking pathetic when people bitch about being sick when they dont have any

--i guess i am addicted to weed, i have tried to quit but it never works. i feel like such a faggot saying im addicted to weed though cuz everyone knows that weed isnt addicting and i always make fun of kids who say 'ughhh im so addicted man'

--when i used to deliver pizzas for this place i wouldnt sign out the delivery and i would just throw away the slips a few times a night. this way i would bring in 80 to 100 dollars extra everynight and i never got caught

--this guy owed me 80 dollars for drugs and he wasnt answering his phone and wouldnt answer his door when i went to his house. i finally saw him and he told me i had to suck his dick to get the money and then he called my girlfriend a cunt. the night before i went on a trip to florida i slashed all his tires

--last winter i was at skaters edge and some little kid bought a new complete, it was an alien workshop with koston indys and popwar wheels. he left it under a table all night and i threw my sweatshirt over that shit and walked right out

--i lost my virginity to this fucking super nasty girl named erica when i was in 8th grade, it was so disgusting and i pretended i busted my nut after like 2 minutes just so i could peace out. i remember riding my bike home and i was so dissapointed in myself, now that im thinking about it i still am dissapointed

--last year in gym this nerdy kid put his ipod in his backpack and looked at his friend and said 'i hope nobody steals it'. he then tried to stuff it into his locker but it wouldnt fit so he just left it on top of the locker. once he left the locker room i took his ipod out of his backpack and put it into some random nasty shoe and tossed it in the corner. later that day i went back and got my new ipod

--last summer some douche bag at a party stole a pair of high hair dunk lows out of my car. luckily for me his girlfriend is a pill fiend and i told her if she stole my shoes back id give her a pill, i got my shoes and she didnt get a pill

--i lit my bestfriend on fire in the 5th grade. he had this giant bubble on his arm and we told my mom he fell skating. my moms a nurse i dunno how we pulled that one off

--when i worked at this hockey rink i used to steal all these really espensive hockey sticks from the high school team and sell them back to kids on the same team

--i used to beat off at work all the time, it was so boring i had nothing else to do

--in 8th grade i was skating and some bitch threw powerade all over me. i was eating burger at the time and i spit the biggest nastiest meat and cheese loogie right in her face.

--in like 6th grade i took this biggest shit of my life at the skatepark and it wouldnt flush, somebody was knocking on the door so i opened the window unlocked the door and jumped out the window. ive always thought that was funny

--i talk a lot of shit about most of my friends except for one of them. i guess i could call him my only real friend

--i used to think eating pussy was so awkward, now i like it

--i tried to finger my girls ass last night, she wasnt really having it.....ill eventually do it though cuz i could tell she was contemplating

i dont know if these are really confessions or not. i kind of just said a bucnh of things that ive stolen, i dont really feel like a scumbag though
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #980 on: November 21, 2007, 04:00:59 PM »

--in like 6th grade i took this biggest shit of my life at the skatepark and it wouldnt flush, somebody was knocking on the door so i opened the window unlocked the door and jumped out the window. ive always thought that was funny

haha soo good
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #981 on: November 21, 2007, 04:10:57 PM »
hahha yeah man those confessions were a fun read
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« Reply #982 on: November 21, 2007, 04:12:25 PM »
--last summer my girlfriend slept over and and she had her friends coke in her bag, once she fell asleep i sniffed it all....i still havent payed her back and i feel kinda scummy about it

--in 10th grade this kid i didnt like bought a new bong with all his birthday money, the day after his birthday i walked into his house and stole it

--i am pretty addicted to pain killers, but i think its fucking pathetic when people bitch about being sick when they dont have any

--i guess i am addicted to weed, i have tried to quit but it never works. i feel like such a faggot saying im addicted to weed though cuz everyone knows that weed isnt addicting and i always make fun of kids who say 'ughhh im so addicted man'

--when i used to deliver pizzas for this place i wouldnt sign out the delivery and i would just throw away the slips a few times a night. this way i would bring in 80 to 100 dollars extra everynight and i never got caught

--this guy owed me 80 dollars for drugs and he wasnt answering his phone and wouldnt answer his door when i went to his house. i finally saw him and he told me i had to suck his dick to get the money and then he called my girlfriend a cunt. the night before i went on a trip to florida i slashed all his tires

--last winter i was at skaters edge and some little kid bought a new complete, it was an alien workshop with koston indys and popwar wheels. he left it under a table all night and i threw my sweatshirt over that shit and walked right out

--i lost my virginity to this fucking super nasty girl named erica when i was in 8th grade, it was so disgusting and i pretended i busted my nut after like 2 minutes just so i could peace out. i remember riding my bike home and i was so dissapointed in myself, now that im thinking about it i still am dissapointed

--last year in gym this nerdy kid put his ipod in his backpack and looked at his friend and said 'i hope nobody steals it'. he then tried to stuff it into his locker but it wouldnt fit so he just left it on top of the locker. once he left the locker room i took his ipod out of his backpack and put it into some random nasty shoe and tossed it in the corner. later that day i went back and got my new ipod

--last summer some douche bag at a party stole a pair of high hair dunk lows out of my car. luckily for me his girlfriend is a pill fiend and i told her if she stole my shoes back id give her a pill, i got my shoes and she didnt get a pill

--i lit my bestfriend on fire in the 5th grade. he had this giant bubble on his arm and we told my mom he fell skating. my moms a nurse i dunno how we pulled that one off

--when i worked at this hockey rink i used to steal all these really espensive hockey sticks from the high school team and sell them back to kids on the same team

--i used to beat off at work all the time, it was so boring i had nothing else to do

--in 8th grade i was skating and some bitch threw powerade all over me. i was eating burger at the time and i spit the biggest nastiest meat and cheese loogie right in her face.

--in like 6th grade i took this biggest shit of my life at the skatepark and it wouldnt flush, somebody was knocking on the door so i opened the window unlocked the door and jumped out the window. ive always thought that was funny

--i talk a lot of shit about most of my friends except for one of them. i guess i could call him my only real friend

--i used to think eating pussy was so awkward, now i like it

--i tried to finger my girls ass last night, she wasnt really having it.....ill eventually do it though cuz i could tell she was contemplating

i dont know if these are really confessions or not. i kind of just said a bucnh of things that ive stolen, i dont really feel like a scumbag though
you made me lol a lot

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #983 on: November 21, 2007, 04:19:42 PM »
next to the word asshole...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #984 on: November 21, 2007, 04:52:41 PM »
i'm psyched that i'm half way to post 666
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #985 on: November 21, 2007, 09:14:33 PM »
i'm psyched that i'm half way to post 666
On my itunes i have listened to changes by tupac 666 times, i must have left it on but i havent listened to it yet.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #986 on: November 22, 2007, 08:05:03 PM »
damn that tupac beat is tight thanks for the reccomendation
we toked a marley and i split back to the park, minding my own busineess when a rollerblader mean mugs..i let it go.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #987 on: November 22, 2007, 11:36:18 PM »
America is the #1 cause to global warming, not too proud of that, but WE'RE STILL #1.


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« Reply #988 on: November 23, 2007, 12:46:31 AM »
we're also really fucking up this little country in the middle east, but i don't wanna name names.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #989 on: November 23, 2007, 08:21:28 AM »
--last summer my girlfriend slept over and and she had her friends coke in her bag, once she fell asleep i sniffed it all....i still havent payed her back and i feel kinda scummy about it

--in 10th grade this kid i didnt like bought a new bong with all his birthday money, the day after his birthday i walked into his house and stole it

--i am pretty addicted to pain killers, but i think its fucking pathetic when people bitch about being sick when they dont have any

--i guess i am addicted to weed, i have tried to quit but it never works. i feel like such a faggot saying im addicted to weed though cuz everyone knows that weed isnt addicting and i always make fun of kids who say 'ughhh im so addicted man'

--when i used to deliver pizzas for this place i wouldnt sign out the delivery and i would just throw away the slips a few times a night. this way i would bring in 80 to 100 dollars extra everynight and i never got caught

--this guy owed me 80 dollars for drugs and he wasnt answering his phone and wouldnt answer his door when i went to his house. i finally saw him and he told me i had to suck his dick to get the money and then he called my girlfriend a cunt. the night before i went on a trip to florida i slashed all his tires

--last winter i was at skaters edge and some little kid bought a new complete, it was an alien workshop with koston indys and popwar wheels. he left it under a table all night and i threw my sweatshirt over that shit and walked right out

--i lost my virginity to this fucking super nasty girl named erica when i was in 8th grade, it was so disgusting and i pretended i busted my nut after like 2 minutes just so i could peace out. i remember riding my bike home and i was so dissapointed in myself, now that im thinking about it i still am dissapointed

--last year in gym this nerdy kid put his ipod in his backpack and looked at his friend and said 'i hope nobody steals it'. he then tried to stuff it into his locker but it wouldnt fit so he just left it on top of the locker. once he left the locker room i took his ipod out of his backpack and put it into some random nasty shoe and tossed it in the corner. later that day i went back and got my new ipod

--last summer some douche bag at a party stole a pair of high hair dunk lows out of my car. luckily for me his girlfriend is a pill fiend and i told her if she stole my shoes back id give her a pill, i got my shoes and she didnt get a pill

--i lit my bestfriend on fire in the 5th grade. he had this giant bubble on his arm and we told my mom he fell skating. my moms a nurse i dunno how we pulled that one off

--when i worked at this hockey rink i used to steal all these really espensive hockey sticks from the high school team and sell them back to kids on the same team

--i used to beat off at work all the time, it was so boring i had nothing else to do

--in 8th grade i was skating and some bitch threw powerade all over me. i was eating burger at the time and i spit the biggest nastiest meat and cheese loogie right in her face.

--in like 6th grade i took this biggest shit of my life at the skatepark and it wouldnt flush, somebody was knocking on the door so i opened the window unlocked the door and jumped out the window. ive always thought that was funny

--i talk a lot of shit about most of my friends except for one of them. i guess i could call him my only real friend

--i used to think eating pussy was so awkward, now i like it

--i tried to finger my girls ass last night, she wasnt really having it.....ill eventually do it though cuz i could tell she was contemplating

i dont know if these are really confessions or not. i kind of just said a bucnh of things that ive stolen, i dont really feel like a scumbag though

You sound like a good dude to throw back some brews with and reminisce about stupid shit.