alright here goes...
I cheated on Jenny before she... passed away
Me and Lt. Dan got lonely one time out of the shrimping boat and kind of gay'd off.
and honestly, Im not really "slow" I just act like I am so i never get in troube, it really feels good to get that off my chest,
O ya and I hit Forrest Jr. one time, teach him to ask for help on his homework when im tryin to watch the game.