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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1050 on: December 06, 2007, 10:46:45 PM »
I used to jerk off 6 times a day, one day I hit 12.
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ive never made it past 3.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1051 on: December 07, 2007, 07:23:53 AM »
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I used to jerk off 6 times a day, one day I hit 12.
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ive never made it past 3.

ive gotten to 4 when I wasnt well, after that I was just too tired to move my hand, and I sneezed while I was doing it aswell which was a first

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1052 on: December 07, 2007, 10:06:37 AM »
if you space it out, start early, you can make 6-9 times, but its just not that good after 4-5. and after 6 it starts to hurt.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1053 on: December 09, 2007, 12:03:10 PM »
i thought my teenage life sucked dick until i got a girlfriend, and then afterwards it got even worse

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1054 on: December 10, 2007, 05:53:05 PM »
Im talking with some random girl that added me on myspace. Chances are its a dude with a fake account but I just cant stop due to the chance of E-pussy or something.....And I suck at writing

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1055 on: December 10, 2007, 07:20:42 PM »
i thought my teenage life sucked dick until i got a girlfriend, and then afterwards it got even worse

i just got out of a shitty relationship, and if theres anything it reinstated in my mind its this:

fuck a bitch

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1056 on: December 11, 2007, 04:52:24 AM »
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1057 on: December 11, 2007, 07:03:16 AM »
I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1058 on: December 11, 2007, 09:06:49 AM »
I used to jerk off 6 times a day, one day I hit 12.

damn 12??  im surprised you have anything left past the 4th shot.... 

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1059 on: December 11, 2007, 09:13:33 AM »
Im talking with some random girl that added me on myspace. Chances are its a dude with a fake account but I just cant stop due to the chance of E-pussy or something.....And I suck at writing

keep us informed please.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1060 on: December 11, 2007, 11:40:49 AM »
Well I did some role playing with her which was really weird...the I blocked her because I couldnt take the shame any more

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1061 on: December 12, 2007, 01:49:10 PM »
Well I did some role playing with her which was really weird...the I blocked her because I couldnt take the shame any more
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1062 on: December 12, 2007, 01:59:41 PM »
Role playing with you was the only way I could get this electronic box to say anything to me, I'm sorry if i hurt you.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1063 on: December 12, 2007, 09:20:33 PM »
Didnt hurt me bitch ::)

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1064 on: December 12, 2007, 09:23:40 PM »
And I was going to go the whole "put on my robe and wizard hat" route with the role play but I just couldnt stop :( fuck

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1065 on: December 13, 2007, 08:25:01 AM »
I just want to touch you, right here...


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1066 on: December 17, 2007, 04:45:23 PM »
i ate some iffy foods today.started off with a bacon sandwhich for breakfast.some brisket,peach cobbler,potato salad,and  bush's beans with onions stirred in them at a family reunion around lunch.then we went to a chinese restraunt for dinner and i went all out.got orange chicken,some fried rice,an eggroll,and a pork rib.came home.felt kinda nauciouss so i took my pants off and put on some basketball shorts and a wife beater.sooo i sit down on the couch next to my cousin right to play xbox right? and im like,"hey check it out" lean over to fart on him and "bam!!!".you guessed it.sharted all over the mother fucker.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1067 on: December 17, 2007, 05:56:41 PM »
i ate some iffy foods today.started off with a bacon sandwhich for breakfast.some brisket,peach cobbler,potato salad,and  bush's beans with onions stirred in them at a family reunion around lunch.then we went to a chinese restraunt for dinner and i went all out.got orange chicken,some fried rice,an eggroll,and a pork rib.came home.felt kinda nauciouss so i took my pants off and put on some basketball shorts and a wife beater.sooo i sit down on the couch next to my cousin right to play xbox right? and im like,"hey check it out" lean over to fart on him and "bam!!!".you guessed it.sharted all over the mother fucker.
that didnt happen and you know it you lil bastard

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1068 on: December 17, 2007, 10:37:28 PM »
i ate some iffy foods today.started off with a bacon sandwhich for breakfast.some brisket,peach cobbler,potato salad,and  bush's beans with onions stirred in them at a family reunion around lunch.then we went to a chinese restraunt for dinner and i went all out.got orange chicken,some fried rice,an eggroll,and a pork rib.came home.felt kinda nauciouss so i took my pants off and put on some basketball shorts and a wife beater.sooo i sit down on the couch next to my cousin right to play xbox right? and im like,"hey check it out" lean over to fart on him and "bam!!!".you guessed it.sharted all over the mother fucker.
Even if it didn't happen I laughed so hard spit went flying out of my mouth.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1069 on: December 17, 2007, 10:43:36 PM »
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i ate some iffy foods today.started off with a bacon sandwhich for breakfast.some brisket,peach cobbler,potato salad,and  bush's beans with onions stirred in them at a family reunion around lunch.then we went to a chinese restraunt for dinner and i went all out.got orange chicken,some fried rice,an eggroll,and a pork rib.came home.felt kinda nauciouss so i took my pants off and put on some basketball shorts and a wife beater.sooo i sit down on the couch next to my cousin right to play xbox right? and im like,"hey check it out" lean over to fart on him and "bam!!!".you guessed it.sharted all over the mother fucker.
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Even if it didn't happen I laughed so hard spit went flying out of my mouth.

Ya I found that mad funny too. True or not thats some quality story telling.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1070 on: December 17, 2007, 10:52:40 PM »
good to see 8th and 9th graderz up in this piece...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1071 on: December 18, 2007, 01:33:33 AM »
i thought my teenage life sucked dick until i got a girlfriend, and then afterwards it got even worse

same

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1072 on: December 19, 2007, 01:16:22 PM »
I really wanna plough this girl in but the problem is she's 15.. I'm 19 and I feel kinda dirty even thinking about it..

I asked her what she was doing friday and she said she finish's school at 12 30.. and as soon as i read that i had a reality check that i might actually get in trouble for doing the deed.

oh dear..

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1073 on: December 19, 2007, 01:18:33 PM »
well if you wear a condom and lean back the entire time. you technically never really touched her.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1074 on: December 19, 2007, 01:26:50 PM »
That's made me feel a lot better about the situation. May aswell just grit my teeth and smash the uncooked pasty.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1075 on: December 19, 2007, 01:38:31 PM »
100 years ago it would have been ok, just think of it like that

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1076 on: December 19, 2007, 06:30:36 PM »
i bought fully flared today. and it felt good

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1077 on: December 19, 2007, 10:09:09 PM »
did it feel better then extasy?
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1078 on: December 20, 2007, 06:20:18 AM »

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1079 on: December 20, 2007, 08:38:13 AM »
I really wanna plough this girl in but the problem is she's 15.. I'm 19 and I feel kinda dirty even thinking about it..

I asked her what she was doing friday and she said she finish's school at 12 30.. and as soon as i read that i had a reality check that i might actually get in trouble for doing the deed.

oh dear..

just dont tell anybody and go for it. or wait until shes 16 maybe, i think thats the legal age of consent. after 16 shes fair game.