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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1110 on: December 29, 2007, 02:06:18 PM »
I never double-posted.

Nah, seriously, what brought me back here was, that I found a picture from the day I shit myself on a school trip in France. I am a hundred percent sure it was that day and I was wearing a "shit happens" tshirt. Also I try to make a funny face to the camera, but my greenish pale skin colour already gives notice of the powerful diarrhea that was crawling down my bowels.

Not really a big confession, but there is no funny photos of confessable self-shitting thread, so whatever.

Post please.

And how did this little nugget of retardation slip through?
Im subconscious about my weight and feel like a fag because of it.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1111 on: December 31, 2007, 01:01:46 PM »
i've been doing that little bodega bag thing like kevin long for a couple of weeks

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1112 on: December 31, 2007, 03:30:28 PM »
If ever I film I'm really scared I'm gonna break the camera.......and have to pay for it.


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1113 on: January 01, 2008, 09:04:56 AM »
I'm going to rehab for 90 days.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1114 on: January 01, 2008, 09:26:10 AM »
i wear my momz clothes

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1115 on: January 01, 2008, 04:46:03 PM »
i dont drink, you can all laugh at me now
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1116 on: January 01, 2008, 09:52:27 PM »
i dont drink, you can all laugh at me now

i wont laugh. but if you dont mind me asking, why not? (if you say because of your religion, i might laugh though. sorry)

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1117 on: January 01, 2008, 10:36:57 PM »
i skated the same pair of tensors for 2 and a half years.  i just ditched them a few months ago.

thats a confession.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1118 on: January 02, 2008, 02:02:59 AM »
im think im just now in my life realizing that i have fucked social skills and alot of the things i say in real life and on this message board never come out like i intend them, i usually end up offending someone and there mostly offended beacause i get way to outlandish thoughts. i have been to phscycologist before and it was no help, head pills arent an answer, my typeing/grammar/puncuation and spelling is at a 2nd grade leve and most of this is due to impatience, especially my spelling and grammar, as for everyday life social skills? that varies from day to day, i seriously ned to stop communicating till i can figure out a way to work through the kinks.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1119 on: January 02, 2008, 02:04:50 AM »
this is definetly like a l"the last 10 years" problem too. nothing new.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1120 on: January 02, 2008, 02:05:28 AM »
the only way to fix it is to just talk to as many people as you can about anything and everything untill you're confortable, which sounds horrible and impossible to someone like that

also its cool urkel, mike plumb said no to 2400 free beers, and i like him enough. if you are a piece of shit or rubbing it in everyones face like bill then itd be different
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we toked a marley and i split back to the park, minding my own busineess when a rollerblader mean mugs..i let it go.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1121 on: January 02, 2008, 07:11:33 AM »
has anyone come out of the closet on this thread? thatd be pretty gnar

I think pontoon boat sorta did

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1122 on: January 02, 2008, 12:19:42 PM »
if you are a piece of shit or rubbing it in everyones face like bill then itd be different

nah im not one of those guys. i think im just to cheap to buy alcohol
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1123 on: January 02, 2008, 01:45:59 PM »
also its cool urkel, mike plumb said no to 2400 free beers, and i like him enough. if you are a piece of shit or rubbing it in everyones face like bill then itd be different

Wait, is that a dig at me or is there another bill I don't know about, which there probably is because I don't drink either.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1124 on: January 02, 2008, 04:29:09 PM »
I LOVE HOUSE MUSIC.  :-[

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1125 on: January 03, 2008, 09:56:42 AM »
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1126 on: January 05, 2008, 02:50:41 AM »
I vaguelly remember doing the "soldier boy" dance, drunk as fuck on holloween, after eating all these horrible leftover 151 soaked pinapple wedges from strangers' disgarded drink cups.

probably the closest to "rock bottom" I've ever been.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1127 on: January 05, 2008, 06:55:43 AM »
i drive drunk constently.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1128 on: January 05, 2008, 09:34:12 AM »
my friend sophia just went to jail for driving drunk and killing someone
a damn shame i dont have 105 portraits of you sucking my dick, vicky.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1129 on: January 05, 2008, 11:30:12 AM »

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1130 on: January 05, 2008, 01:21:10 PM »
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i drive drunk constently.
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..and im also guilty of this.
a damn shame i dont have 105 portraits of you sucking my dick, vicky.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1131 on: January 06, 2008, 12:45:46 AM »
havent had ice cream in a lil while tryin to watch my wieght but those cookie dough ice cream
STOP STALKING ME BRO!!!! 8) :-X

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1132 on: January 06, 2008, 07:37:24 AM »
I don't drink. At all.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1133 on: January 06, 2008, 07:41:24 AM »

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1134 on: January 06, 2008, 07:43:23 AM »
i only bought brown cords to fit in with the slap pals!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1135 on: January 06, 2008, 01:52:43 PM »
fuck the world

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1136 on: January 07, 2008, 05:04:11 PM »
first grey hairs at 21
we toked a marley and i split back to the park, minding my own busineess when a rollerblader mean mugs..i let it go.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1137 on: January 07, 2008, 07:18:43 PM »
im still pretty young and whenever i cant go to sleep i just sit there and think about what its gonna be like when the people close to me are gonna die...

and i often think about how horrible its gonna be when im not gonna be able to skateboard anymore not just from getting older but from getting a job that wouldnt let me skate..

dah

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1138 on: January 07, 2008, 09:29:46 PM »
im still pretty young and whenever i cant go to sleep i just sit there and think about what its gonna be like when the people close to me are gonna die...

and i often think about how horrible its gonna be when im not gonna be able to skateboard anymore not just from getting older but from getting a job that wouldnt let me skate..



don't get a job like that then person, no one needs a career until their 35, or do you want to retire when your 65 and chill and get lazy and develop alzheimers and cancer. Fuck enjoy your youth while you have it and dont give a fuck about "what you should be doing" you have your whole life for that. Growing up is for wussies.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1139 on: January 07, 2008, 09:44:45 PM »
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im still pretty young and whenever i cant go to sleep i just sit there and think about what its gonna be like when the people close to me are gonna die...

and i often think about how horrible its gonna be when im not gonna be able to skateboard anymore not just from getting older but from getting a job that wouldnt let me skate..


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don't get a job like that then person, no one needs a career until their 35, or do you want to retire when your 65 and chill and get lazy and develop alzheimers and cancer. Fuck enjoy your youth while you have it and dont give a fuck about "what you should be doing" you have your whole life for that. Growing up is for wussies.
Yeah MAN!! tending to responsibilities is soooo lame man!!! fuck the free world!!! skate or die and rock on in youth BRO!!
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