Author Topic: Caught Masturbating (Read 4232 times)

Alexactly · « **on:** December 06, 2006, 03:15:20 AM »

LOL STOREES NOW

tonycoxhox · « **Reply #1 on:** December 06, 2006, 03:18:56 AM »

Alexactly · « **Reply #2 on:** December 06, 2006, 03:20:32 AM »

So you raped him, right? Much better than jerking, amiright?

tonycoxhox · « **Reply #3 on:** December 06, 2006, 03:28:50 AM »

Alexactly · « **Reply #4 on:** December 06, 2006, 05:05:43 AM »

Hahah, are you covering your tracks, afraid you're confessed too much to someone who you didn't mean to.

kev · « **Reply #5 on:** December 06, 2006, 05:35:14 AM »

Never.

jared... · « **Reply #6 on:** December 06, 2006, 09:09:09 AM »

Quote from: Alexactly on December 06, 2006, 05:05:43 AM

Hahah, are you covering your tracks, afraid you're confessed too much to someone who you didn't mean to.

tell his secrets! I missed them the first time around...

lophatrophazoa · « **Reply #7 on:** December 06, 2006, 09:09:38 AM »

havent been caught, considering my old computer right by the front door and had a window in the room, i dont know how that didnt happen. unless someone saw but didnt say anything....

j0rdan · « **Reply #8 on:** December 06, 2006, 11:04:53 AM »

I've never been exactly caught, but when I was a kid my mom would always walk in right after beating off, and there'd be porn on the screen haha.

And this one time, my computer used to be in my parents room years back, and I was beating off, and finished. I turn around and directly out of the window was my neighbour and his wife playing with their little kid in their backyard hahahah. Fuck I was so scared. They had a perfect view of my mom's room too from their backyard.

Needless to say I never talked to them again until they moved out a few months ago.

jared... · « **Reply #9 on:** December 06, 2006, 11:11:19 AM »

a while back, my girlfriend and I were having sex at her parents house. no one else was home. We were in her brothers room, in his bed. Her mom came home and she walked in on us. her 6 year-old brother was right behind her. we just kinda sat still and pretended we were watching tv. but we were naked. nothing changed after that...didn't feel awkward around her family for some reason.

overdoso · « **Reply #10 on:** December 06, 2006, 11:13:21 AM »

lol what a thread haha
cant say ive ever been caught. very close though

lophatrophazoa · « **Reply #11 on:** December 06, 2006, 11:17:36 AM »

Quote from: jared... on December 06, 2006, 11:11:19 AM

a while back, my girlfriend and I were having sex at her parents house. no one else was home. We were in her brothers room, in his bed. Her mom came home and she walked in on us. her 6 year-old brother was right behind her. we just kinda sat still and pretended we were watching tv. but we were naked. nothing changed after that...didn't feel awkward around her family for some reason.

dats not bating it sir

overdoso · « **Reply #12 on:** December 06, 2006, 11:21:51 AM »

Quote from: jared... on December 06, 2006, 09:09:09 AM

Quote from: Alexactly on December 06, 2006, 05:05:43 AM
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Hahah, are you covering your tracks, afraid you're confessed too much to someone who you didn't mean to.
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tell his secrets! I missed them the first time around...

jared... · « **Reply #13 on:** December 06, 2006, 11:32:12 AM »

basically, Tonyhoxcox put a dudes dick and balls in his mouth and then ate his shit. but in his defense, Tonyhoxcox is gay so it's really not that out-of-the-ordinary.

Bobby Peru · « **Reply #14 on:** December 06, 2006, 12:21:31 PM »

I've been nearly caught so many times, sometimes belt open, arm covering very little. I'm sure at least one of the times, they actually saw but just let it go.

Bobby Peru · « **Reply #15 on:** December 06, 2006, 12:26:04 PM »

WAIT I just remembered one. I was upstairs watching tv and my dad and some friends of his were downstairs. Usually I can hear someone walking up the stairs, so i just went for it without worry. No more than 3 seconds after climax, dick probably still in hand, my dad's friend walks by to grab a video she left by the tv. She just said "see you" without looking and pretended not to see anything.

lophatrophazoa · « **Reply #16 on:** December 06, 2006, 12:36:34 PM »

shit she must have got some serious second hand (haha) embarresment

Meth and Hookers · « **Reply #17 on:** December 06, 2006, 01:14:35 PM »

jerking is all buisiness with me. i make sure i'm done in under a minute, therefore this problem never arises.

sebastian toombs · « **Reply #18 on:** December 06, 2006, 01:17:47 PM »

never been caught.

but whats funny is, just two days ago, after dinner, my girl came upstairs where i was on the computer. i was wearing jeans that are a bit too tight, so had the button and zipper undone (let that whale out). when i heard her coming up, i tried to open craigslist to show her an ad i had just placed, but instead got 'craiglist', which is a bunch of porn and stuff! "what is this?!?", said she, as i told her to come check it out...

anyway, i couldnt stop laughing, and im not sure what she thinks. i kind of 'got caught' when there was nothing to be caught for. too weird.

j0rdan · « **Reply #19 on:** December 06, 2006, 01:20:58 PM »

^ same. I'm always down here on the comp wearing my boxers, and my sister sometimes comes down, and I'll have my hand down my boxers just scratching my nuts haha. not really getting busted, but it's kind of embarassing.

Alexactly · « **Reply #20 on:** December 06, 2006, 01:26:42 PM »

Dude, tell your sister to walk down in my basement sometime.

j0rdan · « **Reply #21 on:** December 06, 2006, 01:31:59 PM »

she's fat :(

Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea · « **Reply #22 on:** December 06, 2006, 01:42:06 PM »

Quote from: sebastian toombs on December 06, 2006, 01:17:47 PM

never been caught.

but whats funny is, just two days ago, after dinner, my girl came upstairs where i was on the computer. i was wearing jeans that are a bit too tight, so had the button and zipper undone (let that whale out). when i heard her coming up, i tried to open craigslist to show her an ad i had just placed, but instead got 'craiglist', which is a bunch of porn and stuff! "what is this?!?", said she, as i told her to come check it out...

anyway, i couldnt stop laughing, and im not sure what she thinks. i kind of 'got caught' when there was nothing to be caught for. too weird.

Soooo good!! So you normally don´t watch porn with her?

Alexactly · « **Reply #23 on:** December 06, 2006, 01:47:11 PM »

So one time I was checking my dog for colon polyps, and the thing is, it was really cold out, and my hands went numb, so I figured I might as well use my penis. And the funniest thing happened, my dad walked by. And you could imagine what he was thinking! Boy did I have some 'splaining to do!

headache · « **Reply #24 on:** December 06, 2006, 01:48:59 PM »

Quote from: Meth and Hookers on December 06, 2006, 01:14:35 PM

jerking is all buisiness with me. i make sure i'm done in under a minute, therefore this problem never arises.

I bet that's great training for embarassing yourself when you're with a chick.
Nothing like practicing to be a two pump chump like getting yourself used to bringing it on one minute after you start. Slow down, zippy. Pleasure comes not from the destination, but from the journey. No matter how bumpy or long the ride may be.

jared... · « **Reply #25 on:** December 06, 2006, 02:01:07 PM »

Quote from: headache on December 06, 2006, 01:48:59 PM

Quote from: Meth and Hookers on December 06, 2006, 01:14:35 PM
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jerking is all buisiness with me. i make sure i'm done in under a minute, therefore this problem never arises.
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Pleasure comes not from the destination, but from the journey. No matter how bumpy or long the ride may be.

not when you're flying solo. kinda like a 14 hour car ride by yourself...you don't monkey around. but when you got a partner in the mix, it's fun to stop and sightsee, maybe rumble and tumble in the bushes...

lophatrophazoa · « **Reply #26 on:** December 06, 2006, 02:03:48 PM »

Quote from: jared... on December 06, 2006, 02:01:07 PM

Quote from: headache on December 06, 2006, 01:48:59 PM
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Quote from: Meth and Hookers on December 06, 2006, 01:14:35 PM
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jerking is all buisiness with me. i make sure i'm done in under a minute, therefore this problem never arises.
[close]
Pleasure comes not from the destination, but from the journey. No matter how bumpy or long the ride may be.
[close]

not when you're flying solo. kinda like a 14 hour car ride by yourself...you don't monkey around. but when you got a partner in the mix, it's fun to stop and sightsee, maybe rumble and tumble in the bushes...

metaphor overload

Alexactly · « **Reply #27 on:** December 06, 2006, 02:05:42 PM »

....maybe go see the grand canyon, visit the worlds biggest ball of hay, and finally arrive at Old Faithful.

jared... · « **Reply #28 on:** December 06, 2006, 02:06:38 PM »

I'll translate for you....

sightsee = eat some ass

rumble = pound some crotch cleavage

tumble = rumble

bushes = hairy-ass beaver crotches...

Alexactly · « **Reply #29 on:** December 06, 2006, 02:08:19 PM »

Oh shit, I didn't catch that.

Author Topic: Caught Masturbating (Read 4232 times)

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