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Your fantasy wet dream Ave/Dill team
« on: May 17, 2013, 07:57:14 AM »
So just to drag this out even more let's play....
Just like Mike Carroll and Rick Howard made a power move in the early 90's to form what many now consider "the Golden Girls," Ave and Dill are pioneering the way for a new endeavor. They've picked up Dylan, Olson and Austin for good looks, obviously, Daryl Angel as the token Mexican, Richie Jackson just for credibility, and Johan Stuckey as the Am. Sorry Darrell, you can't get on. They're going to press the wood themselves out of Ave's garage so look out for those new 6 or 9 ply boards.... Maybe even a cigarette carton ply. Fucking sky is the limit with Team Procrastination.
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Re: Your fantasy wet dream Ave/Dill team
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2013, 07:59:38 AM »
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Re: Your fantasy wet dream Ave/Dill team
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2013, 08:01:09 AM »
the fact that AVE and dill are on the team automatically ruin any possibility of it being a fantasy/wet dream team of mine.

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Re: Your fantasy wet dream Ave/Dill team
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2013, 09:51:10 AM »
Dill and AVE isn't remotely close to the same thing as when Rick Howard and Mike Carroll left to start their own company.

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Re: Your fantasy wet dream Ave/Dill team
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2013, 09:55:55 AM »
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Re: Your fantasy wet dream Ave/Dill team
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2013, 09:56:05 AM »
WTF is this shit. What's with all you little kids and your starfucking? you sound like little girls talking about your dream wedding. FUCK OFF!

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Re: Your fantasy wet dream Ave/Dill team
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2013, 09:59:23 AM »
just dill and ave on a team is enough haha

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Re: Your fantasy wet dream Ave/Dill team
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2013, 10:07:47 AM »
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Re: Your fantasy wet dream Ave/Dill team
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2013, 10:15:15 AM »
I love how Slap is full of a bunch of too cool tough guys....
Get litty.....

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Re: Your fantasy wet dream Ave/Dill team
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2013, 10:36:31 AM »
WTF is this shit. What's with all you little kids and your starfucking? you sound like little girls talking about your dream wedding. FUCK OFF!

lmao.

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Re: Your fantasy wet dream Ave/Dill team
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2013, 10:40:57 AM »
brad cromer, mike anderson, nick boserio, pappalardo

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Re: Your fantasy wet dream Ave/Dill team
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2013, 11:01:02 AM »
Dill + Ave

Dyl - Dream boi. Gonna get that Adidas money
Austyn - Not really that good looking, but he's a total cool guy
Olson - Hunk. Angst.
BA - skart. tall guy steez. already won skateboarding.
Pappalardo and his pizza cove - pepporonis on deck for anybody that's hungry on the spot while filming. Enough scrap metal to build a new TF
Arto - Flip hasn't put out a good graphic in years. does he really want to kill himself filming just to be edited to crappy music? no.

plus anybody else that wants to leave Alien

Daryl Angel is pretty ugly but fuck it. He can cum join the party too. Habitat has had the same graphics for years.
Ozar would make a better token mexican. Get them both. Is Donovon mexican?

Make those Sage elssesser and Aidan Mackey kids am


and flow a bunch of skinhead/greaser kids

WTF is this shit. What's with all you little kids and your starfucking? you sound like little girls talking about your dream wedding. FUCK OFF!
SLAP exists to talk about sk8 drama. of course we're gonna sound like a group of girls. Imagine if every thread was about skate clips and everybody just posted "so sick gnar!!" and other positive crap. that would be boring AF. If anything, SLAP isn't gay enough (cock thread died too quick)

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Re: Your fantasy wet dream Ave/Dill team
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2013, 11:22:11 AM »
WTF is this shit. What's with all you little kids and your starfucking? you sound like little girls talking about your dream wedding. FUCK OFF!

You's a hoe ass bitch.

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Re: Your fantasy wet dream Ave/Dill team
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2013, 11:52:31 AM »
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Re: Your fantasy wet dream Ave/Dill team
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2013, 11:59:16 AM »
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this. they already had the dream team on alien. they left.

now i dont care what they do, i know i will never purchase a fucking awesome board, or whatever the fuck its gunna me named

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Re: Your fantasy wet dream Ave/Dill team
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2013, 01:49:10 PM »
Jason dill
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Re: Your fantasy wet dream Ave/Dill team
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2013, 02:30:19 PM »
JP Jadeed
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Robert Lim (anybody?)
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Daniel Haney TM.

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Re: Your fantasy wet dream Ave/Dill team
« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2013, 02:38:51 PM »
Neil Blender
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« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2013, 05:57:05 PM »
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Re: Your fantasy wet dream Ave/Dill team
« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2013, 06:04:14 PM »
Dill
AVE
BA
Alex Olson
Jake Johnson
Dylan Reider

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Re: Your fantasy wet dream Ave/Dill team
« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2013, 07:51:10 PM »
WTF is this shit. What's with all you little kids and your starfucking? you sound like little girls talking about your dream wedding. FUCK OFF!

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Re: Your fantasy wet dream Ave/Dill team
« Reply #21 on: May 17, 2013, 07:54:29 PM »
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Re: Your fantasy wet dream Ave/Dill team
« Reply #22 on: May 17, 2013, 07:58:12 PM »
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