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What's the sketchiest place you've been to?
« on: July 02, 2013, 03:07:52 AM »
Thought this thread may make for some good stories.

Personally, I've not been to that many sketchy places. But a couple of years ago, I was visiting New York from Europe. One night, me and my friend ended up at this strip club in the middle of nowhere in Queens. We were staying in Manhattan, and we saw these flyers for a rap party. Had a cab take us there, turns out it was just a strip club. It was a Tuesday night, and the people there looked rather sketchy. Anyway, noone was messing with us and nothing bad happenend, but I was still a little sketched out.   

So, what's the sketchiest place the Slap Pals have been to?



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Re: What's the sketchiest place you've been to?
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2013, 03:30:27 AM »
Tijuana
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Re: What's the sketchiest place you've been to?
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2013, 03:39:00 AM »
Ship breaking yard in Pakistan.

Could only get in because our military bodyguards outranked the guys at the gate. This place was in the most dangerous area of pakistan (aside from Kashmir) for violence and assassinations and the like.

When inside the fence and the workers saw us the mood changed very quickly, they all took off running.


had sketchier situations though, everywhere from cambodia and the third world to a public toilet back home in melbourne.

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Re: What's the sketchiest place you've been to?
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2013, 03:52:14 AM »
Alabama.
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Re: What's the sketchiest place you've been to?
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2013, 04:00:44 AM »
Probably Salvador, Brazil.  It's a huge city and gangs of 20-50 kids all high on glue or who knows what else just run up on you begging while their crew tries to go through your pockets.  They have no problem just rolling up and grabbing you.  You can't do anything b/c they're kids.  Such a weird feeling. 

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Re: What's the sketchiest place you've been to?
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2013, 05:55:45 AM »
las tuesday, i went to score some heroin with a co-worker(im at a tortilla shop-mexican kitchen)
dude just went in to the house, and as soon as he went in some other dude came out, took about 3 or 4 steps to bend the fuck down and start clapping and singing about the virgin mary.
dude then ran in to a big intersection, took of his shirt, and kept singing, all while i was waiting inside a fucking beat up pickup truck, at 116?fucking degrees 11 am, in front of a heroin house.

NOT EVEN COMPLAINING THOUGH, i had fun haha.
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Re: What's the sketchiest place you've been to?
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2013, 08:47:55 AM »
ugh, heroin. an old roommate had some strange fascination with it, but only for the image, he hardly would ever do it. He just wanted needles around so people would think he was troubled and some type of blues man. fuck that kid and fuck that drug.

New Haven, CT can be pretty sketchy. the parts of Cleveland I saw were fucked up.

I would have to say skid row in LA was the sketchiest place I've been in the US.
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Re: What's the sketchiest place you've been to?
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2013, 11:10:52 AM »
Cities with heavy segregation and bad economies.

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Re: What's the sketchiest place you've been to?
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2013, 11:19:44 AM »
Home.

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Re: What's the sketchiest place you've been to?
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2013, 11:24:56 AM »
Detroit , we actually taped some of it for home movies


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Re: What's the sketchiest place you've been to?
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2013, 11:25:59 AM »
I once, in bare feet, stepped on a hypodermic (not the pointy end) on the floor of a steam room at a bath house in San Jose. That seemed pretty sketchy. Sex clubs and bath houses definitely top my list for sketchy experiences. I still go to them though because I like to keep my immune system guessing.

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Re: What's the sketchiest place you've been to?
« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2013, 11:29:54 AM »
Gaza.
but south Tel Aviv is pretty sketch, went there in the middle of the night a few weeks ago on my way to a friend and junkies\hookers\refugees from Sudan are everywhere. Junkies shooting heroin in the middle of the street and the nastiest hookers i've ever seen.
but i think that even places like that are pretty safe if youre not stupid, just got to be mellow and blend in.
I met my friend and we went to a place that the girl at the bar said was "the lowest place in the country" haha it has rooms upstairs that you can rent by the hour and people take all the nasty hookers up there. one of the funniest pubs i've ever been to, the whole interaction between the clients and the hookers is hilarious.and all the time we were there they had porno flicks on the screens.
bu the beer was cheap! definitly an experience haha
Usually "sketchy" places are the most interesting ones, you have to explore them.

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Re: What's the sketchiest place you've been to?
« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2013, 11:38:02 AM »
Burger King.  Or Middle School.
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Re: What's the sketchiest place you've been to?
« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2013, 11:58:19 AM »
Chiraq...I was a block away and 2 minutes away from a 6 person shooting Friday.

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Re: What's the sketchiest place you've been to?
« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2013, 12:20:11 PM »
South side of Chicago aka wild 100's.  Definitely not a place to casually skate through thinking you've got it like that.  



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Re: What's the sketchiest place you've been to?
« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2013, 01:16:56 PM »
Vladivostok
Colombo
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Re: What's the sketchiest place you've been to?
« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2013, 01:41:07 PM »
I once, in bare feet, stepped on a hypodermic (not the pointy end) on the floor of a steam room at a bath house in San Jose. That seemed pretty sketchy. Sex clubs and bath houses definitely top my list for sketchy experiences. I still go to them though because I like to keep my immune system guessing.

Damn. You got everybody beat with that.

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Re: What's the sketchiest place you've been to?
« Reply #17 on: July 02, 2013, 01:46:44 PM »
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I once, in bare feet, stepped on a hypodermic (not the pointy end) on the floor of a steam room at a bath house in San Jose. That seemed pretty sketchy. Sex clubs and bath houses definitely top my list for sketchy experiences. I still go to them though because I like to keep my immune system guessing.
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Damn. You got everybody beat with that.

I thought that at first too but some of these dudes have listed places where they'll chop your head off for sneezing in the wrong direction so I'm not so sure anymore. I'll take a dirty hypodermic needle any day over a mob of screaming ragheads.

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Re: What's the sketchiest place you've been to?
« Reply #18 on: July 02, 2013, 02:05:33 PM »
A skatepark in a slum in Bogot?, Colombia. It is only about a mile from the presidential palace, but the neighborhood is pretty much fucked. I went with some local kids on Sunday morning. Even the tougher locals only go there on Sunday mornings. We got there at 9 o'clock. Skated for about half an hour. Someone got stabbed. We left soon after. El Guavio skatepark/bowl is pretty fun though.




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Re: What's the sketchiest place you've been to?
« Reply #19 on: July 02, 2013, 02:14:37 PM »
A skatepark in a slum in Bogot?, Colombia. It is only about a mile from the presidential palace, but the neighborhood is pretty much fucked. I went with some local kids on Sunday morning. Even the tougher locals only go there on Sunday mornings. We got there at 9 o'clock. Skated for about half an hour. Someone got stabbed. We left soon after. El Guavio skatepark/bowl is pretty fun though.





I was gonna ask if anyone ever skated in Colombia.  That whole country is kinda sketchy, no?

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Re: What's the sketchiest place you've been to?
« Reply #20 on: July 02, 2013, 02:19:09 PM »
if someone stabs you then he is not your friend.

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Re: What's the sketchiest place you've been to?
« Reply #21 on: July 02, 2013, 02:41:23 PM »
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A skatepark in a slum in Bogot?, Colombia. It is only about a mile from the presidential palace, but the neighborhood is pretty much fucked. I went with some local kids on Sunday morning. Even the tougher locals only go there on Sunday mornings. We got there at 9 o'clock. Skated for about half an hour. Someone got stabbed. We left soon after. El Guavio skatepark/bowl is pretty fun though.




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I was gonna ask if anyone ever skated in Colombia.  That whole country is kinda sketchy, no?


It is and it isn't. The country has become alot safer in recent years and if you stay in the safe touristy places it is pretty safe. For skating it can be sketchy because like in many other countries they've built some of their skateparks in the poorer parts of the cities. I've skated most Colombian skateparks, but I was always careful to first go to the safer spots and where I talked to the locals to find out about other places to skate or they would take me to the sketchier skateparks. I went to el Guavio after I had already stayed in Bogot? for two months and I went with some local friends. The best days for street skating Bogot? are during Cyclov?a, when they shut down the biggest streets in the downtown area for people to ride their bikes. There is a big police presence all over downtown during that day so you can skate all the good spots without getting hastled by young gang members thyt might try to rob you. there are some really fun street spots in Bogot?. Nothing ever happened to me during two 3 months long trips to Colombia travelling all over. However one of my friends from Bogot? was shot and killed in a skatepark about a year ago, by two kids that robbed him. He was one of the best and craziest human beings I've ever met. He had a wife and a kid too. If I ever go to Colombia again I will definitely be even more careful.

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Re: What's the sketchiest place you've been to?
« Reply #22 on: July 02, 2013, 04:06:37 PM »
Sketchiest place ive been to, was to some show at a hells angels clubhouse... Hells angels everywhere, women that were treated like meat... Even the bands were feeling them up and stuff like that. Me and my friends didnt know where we were.. And what was happening.

Some dude yelled "suck his dick!" To his girlfriend... And two minutes later the girl was sucking another dudes dick...

Drugs everywhere, fights,tits,...

It was some blackmetalshow. Shining was playing. That should say enough...


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Re: What's the sketchiest place you've been to?
« Reply #23 on: July 02, 2013, 04:20:42 PM »
Center of my city and Athens during riots for austerity

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Re: What's the sketchiest place you've been to?
« Reply #24 on: July 02, 2013, 07:02:39 PM »
some spots in north philly. little kids with guns. also, lived in west philly for a year, heard shots around 8am, stray bullet killed a dude living directly across the street from me. he was in his room, 2nd floor, getting ready for work. scary shit man.

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Re: What's the sketchiest place you've been to?
« Reply #25 on: July 02, 2013, 08:02:16 PM »
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A skatepark in a slum in Bogot?, Colombia. It is only about a mile from the presidential palace, but the neighborhood is pretty much fucked. I went with some local kids on Sunday morning. Even the tougher locals only go there on Sunday mornings. We got there at 9 o'clock. Skated for about half an hour. Someone got stabbed. We left soon after. El Guavio skatepark/bowl is pretty fun though.




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I was gonna ask if anyone ever skated in Colombia.  That whole country is kinda sketchy, no?
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It is and it isn't. The country has become alot safer in recent years and if you stay in the safe touristy places it is pretty safe. For skating it can be sketchy because like in many other countries they've built some of their skateparks in the poorer parts of the cities. I've skated most Colombian skateparks, but I was always careful to first go to the safer spots and where I talked to the locals to find out about other places to skate or they would take me to the sketchier skateparks. I went to el Guavio after I had already stayed in Bogot? for two months and I went with some local friends. The best days for street skating Bogot? are during Cyclov?a, when they shut down the biggest streets in the downtown area for people to ride their bikes. There is a big police presence all over downtown during that day so you can skate all the good spots without getting hastled by young gang members thyt might try to rob you. there are some really fun street spots in Bogot?. Nothing ever happened to me during two 3 months long trips to Colombia travelling all over. However one of my friends from Bogot? was shot and killed in a skatepark about a year ago, by two kids that robbed him. He was one of the best and craziest human beings I've ever met. He had a wife and a kid too. If I ever go to Colombia again I will definitely be even more careful.


You nailed it right there. I've been here about a year and just when I think the whole image is overblown, there's a machete fight in the street or an acquaintance gets stabbed or kidnapped. Hit me up next time you're around S!
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Re: What's the sketchiest place you've been to?
« Reply #26 on: July 02, 2013, 08:56:22 PM »
Being from Australia, Oakland was sketchy as fuck.

i dont know which part it was in but i have never felt so white in all my life.  it was so good to get back to SF.

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« Reply #27 on: July 02, 2013, 09:14:07 PM »
Back in my young goon days, I got lost in North Memphis at like 2 am high as hell with me and my homies' eyes as red as Lucifer's dick.  As if my white SUV wasn't drawing enough attention, there was a drunk out of her damn mind bitch in the backseat trying to yell out the window with some racial slurs and drunken babble.  Thank you Based God for window locks, am I right guys? But my surroundings looked like something out of a Three 6 Mafia song from their first two albums, just crackheads running around, many a hoe out working late, and some real hoods out chilling and mean-mugging a glazey-eyed white boy.  Luckily I found refuge in a Taco Bell where I was given directions by a woman that resembled a much sassier Queen Latifah. 

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Re: What's the sketchiest place you've been to?
« Reply #28 on: July 03, 2013, 01:29:19 AM »
I've been to a lot of sketchy places with different jobs. At this point, very little in terms of American ghetto's sketch me out. Somehow though, even the most moderately sketchy place abroad freaks me out. Its like a culture thing I guess. I remember reading up on Lima before I went to Peru, apparently the neighborhood surrounding the airport is really fucked up, and people will see cabs with tourists at red lights, smash the windows and rob the tourists at knifepoint. Apparently its so regular that a lot of cabbies had it worked out where instead of getting shit smashed, they'll pick you up, bring you to a sketchy neighborhood, kick you out to get robbed, drive off, and come back later for a cut. I got picked up by a cab to go to a random place I hooked up through couchsurfing.org at 3 a.m. after a flight. Apparently it was supposed to take about 20 minutes. After about a half hour, we still were in the shanty area. I guess he got lost or something, but he kept going into cul de sacs, stopping for a second, and turning around. Each time I just kind of found buddha and found peace with the fact that sketchy dudes were going to kill me. Luckily, he either genuinely was lost or the guys he worked the deal with weren't there, and I got my to my spot. There probably wasn't any reason to be as terrified as I was, but I've never been so frightened in my life.

When I used to live in the lower bottoms in West Oakland I would regularly get chased down by random people as I skated home from bars or parties, but never got caught, so it didn't phase me. My friend reminded me of it the other day. He said I used to tell him "Yeah, guys try to chase me down late at night when I go home, but their probably just joking around." Apparently he didn't believe they were just joking around at all, but just let it go. One time a little kid, no older than 8, and probably way younger, asked if he could borrow my board when I was skating by the projects that were 2 blocks from my home. I said no, so he started chasing after me with a big old kitchen knife. I would regularly hear gunshots, and one time I saw a dude who had just committed armed robbery run through my backyard with shotgun to avoid the cops. A friend of mine got an odd job digging out a backyard to build a patio in that neighborhood, and while he was digging, he found a human pelvic bone. Rent was cheap and I had a nice miniramp in my backyard that the landlord built and maintained, but it was definitely the sketchiest place I've ever lived.  Its apparently gentrifying now, but it wasn't back then. I slept with a sword under my bed despite having bars on every window and the door. I get what it means to sleep with one eye open now, the tiniest little noise would wake me up and have me going straight for the sword.

Though there was a triple shooting/double murder across the street from my house in the mission. It happened while I was at home, and about a half hour later I stepped out and looked to my left and saw one side of crime scene tape. I looked off further to the left and couldn't see where it ended. Then I looked to my right and realized it ended there and I was inside of it. Still nothing compared to living in the lower bottoms in West Oakland.

I've been to sketchier places in the states though, South Central LA is about as sketchy as you would assume. Lots of gang shit. I subbed at a school in Sobrante Park in east Oakland several times, and apparently that's the most dangerous neighborhood in Oakland. I never felt that sketched out there though
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Re: What's the sketchiest place you've been to?
« Reply #29 on: July 03, 2013, 01:52:26 AM »
well i got jacked at knife point at 5am walking to work in bushwick

i grew up in some shit neighborhoods tho, domestic violence, dogs running wild, babies crying in cars.. poverty aint so glamorous >.<