Skate Hunks: An in-depth review of the world's most beautiful skateboarders

[The Mess]

Once again, the sarcasm goes over the heads of the lower iq bracket.
i thought it was well written and pretty funny.

that being said, you missed alf (dreamboat)

[Seamus_McShamebag]

There's nothing that screams your masculinity and comfort with it than invading another males backside with your junk. Macho power moves.

I tried using that to explain to a young man that was loading groceries into the back seat of my VW Bug that my mounting him was not at all sexual in nature but he was still pretty pissed about it.  Kids these days.

[SodaJerk]

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There's nothing that screams your masculinity and comfort with it than invading another males backside with your junk. Macho power moves.

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I tried using that to explain to a young man that was loading groceries into the back seat of my VW Bug that my mounting him was not at all sexual in nature but he was still pretty pissed about it.  Kids these days.

I thought you drove a Miata? That would have sealed the deal.

[felix.]

yo, the dude that wrote this is a fucking dick with too much time on his hands.

[cousinharold]

Once again, the sarcasm goes over the heads of the lower iq bracket.
i thought it was well written and pretty funny.

that being said, you missed alf (dreamboat)

Alf was mentioned in the summary, but I agree he should have got more air time.
As for Heath, his omission was indeed a grave mistake. Dreamy.com

[GAY]

Lee actually did get a mention...

Words...they never cease to make a fool out of me. Reading causes me to panic so I only look at pictures. I apologize for the "snap judgment of the regular" routine.

[Fongstarr.]

No homo......my dude Alphonso Rawls should be on that list:

[OttoMaddox]

[cousinharold]

Yep, looking at that Alf deserved way more than a throw away mention in the summary. Those arms 

[Fake Tits]

alf's insta is gold.

[WeirdBeach]

Spencer Hamilton...swoon.

[FFUR YLLIB]

This is the most idiotic thread I've seen on here in a while but how could they forget...

[chockfullofthat]

Why does the author have to point out the fact that he's straight and then write an article that a teenage girl would write?  Just because he hasn't putt his p in a b or his t in another man's m doesn't mean he isn't gay. 

"Author: I feel so confident of my sexuality that I can waste the reader's time by rating the skate hunks."

What does that even mean?  I guarantee this man's man is more interested in seeing Dylan's boner than half the girls who walk by him.  I'm not saying there's anything wrong with people who are actually gay, but this dude needs to acknowledge that he'd be down to take a flesh probe into his butt cave if he had enough cosmos.

[cousinharold]

Billy - Peter Bici IS mentioned.

P.s Chockfull - it is a slightly tweaked (to make relevant) Simpsons quote. Hence the picture of the lawyer from the Simpsons.

[ROCKxADIO420]

Once again, the sarcasm goes over the heads of the lower iq bracket.
i thought it was well written and pretty funny.

that being said, you missed alf (dreamboat)

[AfterEight]

No Bill Danforth? No Lee Ralph? I can not, in good conscience, posit that this a complete list. #twinkcity

hahahahahahaha