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What cologne do you wear?
« on: July 24, 2013, 07:54:04 PM »
I got 3 in the rotation right now



Girls love this one, they don't stop sniffing me with escada



Puma this one is ok just for a change



Metal jeans is solid, never heard a complaint about it

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2013, 07:59:53 PM »
I got 3 in the rotation right now



Metal jeans is solid, never heard a complaint about it

It's hard to complain with a chloroform-soaked cloth in your mouth.

3 bottles of cologne "in the rotation"? Tracer = confirmed date rapist.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2013, 08:01:52 PM »
LOL can't believe tracer is actually a rapist

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2013, 08:52:28 PM »
How am I a rapist because I wear expensive cologne? Do my lacoste polos confirm my guilt?

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2013, 09:06:58 PM »
glad ur back bro

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2013, 09:21:13 PM »
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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2013, 09:52:07 PM »
that shit makes me sneeze. cologne is lame.
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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2013, 12:07:13 AM »
What a fucking waste of money.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2013, 12:13:14 AM »
Tracer has to switch it up otherwise people start noticing he smells like shit either way.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2013, 12:20:49 AM »
lol, you cannot wear cologne, dummy. its a city. you cannot wear a city.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2013, 12:57:34 AM »
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Re: What cologne do you wear?
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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2013, 11:15:09 AM »


All day.

I'd drink it if bitches weren't always holding me back.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2013, 02:58:36 PM »
lol, you cannot wear cologne, dummy. its a city. you cannot wear a city.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2013, 04:47:01 PM »
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lol, you cannot wear cologne, dummy. its a city. you cannot wear a city.
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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2013, 04:49:52 PM »
whatevers there,
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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2013, 04:56:02 PM »
I smell like a fucking apricot, bitches love apricots


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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2013, 05:13:58 PM »
I smell like a fucking apricot, bitches love apricots


That's deodorant, womens deodorant.. Step your game up

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2013, 05:24:42 PM »
I think I'll stay confident in my one choice of deodorant

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2013, 05:32:24 PM »
Lately it's been saw mix, bar oil and body odor.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2013, 07:03:22 PM »
Tracer one upping himself. Again.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2013, 07:17:10 PM »
One light spray of Cool Water so only I or someone who's really close to me can smell it.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #23 on: July 25, 2013, 07:21:36 PM »
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Hahaha I couldn't remember his user name but thought the same thing. I was racking my brain for the homophobe Asian dude selling hardgoods out of his apartment in NYC.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #24 on: July 25, 2013, 07:23:08 PM »
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lol, you cannot wear cologne, dummy. its a city. you cannot wear a city.
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Might be the most underrated joke of 2013?  , its gold jerry?  , gold !
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its alright

They're Europeans  ::)
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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #25 on: July 25, 2013, 07:24:14 PM »
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lol, you cannot wear cologne, dummy. its a city. you cannot wear a city.
[close]

Might be the most underrated joke of 2013?  , its gold jerry?  , gold !
[close]

its alright
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They're Europeans  ::)
forget it herc, americans can't laugh about anything unless you use the word "fuck".

cologne is a specific perfume coming from the city cologne isn't it? why do you call every perfume cologne?!

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #26 on: July 25, 2013, 07:46:44 PM »
I fucking hate people who wear too much cologne/perfume. There's this janitor at my work who walks past me a few times a day who must bathe in cologne and it makes me gag. You should not be able to taste someone's cologne or perfume. If you do use it, use it wisely.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #27 on: July 25, 2013, 08:00:02 PM »
Another great thread.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #28 on: July 25, 2013, 08:03:28 PM »
How has noone said Axe??

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #29 on: July 25, 2013, 08:10:34 PM »
Chicks LOOOOOOVE cologne. �This cannot be overstated. �If you aren't wearing some during a night on the town, you are seriously limiting yourself. �Personally, I'm rocking some American Eagle shit I got from an old gf.