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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #30 on: July 25, 2013, 09:55:00 PM »
i fucks with Versace

i even use the shampoo, you don't wanna know how much this liquid plutonium is worth, but you will never experience a better lather




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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #31 on: July 25, 2013, 10:22:33 PM »
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lol, you cannot wear cologne, dummy. its a city. you cannot wear a city.
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Might be the most underrated joke of 2013?  , its gold jerry?  , gold !
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its alright
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They're Europeans  ::)
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forget it herc, americans can't laugh about anything unless you use the word "fuck".

cologne is a specific perfume coming from the city cologne isn't it? why do you call every perfume cologne?!



haha oh my god, that shit is the worst.

i mean "fuck that shit, i aint trippin on that fuck."

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #32 on: July 25, 2013, 10:34:55 PM »
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lol, you cannot wear cologne, dummy. its a city. you cannot wear a city.
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Might be the most underrated joke of 2013?  , its gold jerry?  , gold !
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its alright
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They're Europeans  ::)
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forget it herc, americans can't laugh about anything unless you use the word "fuck".

cologne is a specific perfume coming from the city cologne isn't it? why do you call every perfume cologne?!


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haha oh my god, that shit is the worst.

i mean "fuck that shit, i aint trippin on that fuck."

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #33 on: July 26, 2013, 01:33:07 AM »
Lately it's been saw mix, bar oil and body odor.

Where you live brick? You work as a logger/landscaper or just clearing some stuff on your own property?

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #34 on: July 26, 2013, 02:49:24 PM »
no deodorant, no cologne. quit wearing deodorant around 5 years ago because it was just turning into a gnarly cake of goo in my armpit by 10am. once i quit wearing it my armpits quit sweating as bad and i havent put any on since.

never had girls complain, in fact my girlfriend and all the ones previous to her have all liked the smell. in case  you missed science class, girls are attracted to their mans natural scent, so i guess that explains it.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #35 on: July 26, 2013, 05:26:51 PM »
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Lately it's been saw mix, bar oil and body odor.
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Where you live brick? You work as a logger/landscaper or just clearing some stuff on your own property?
Currently working as a wildland fire fighter for the Forest Service. It won't stop raining though so we're mostly doing project work. I.E. fuel removal.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #36 on: July 26, 2013, 05:30:52 PM »
cologne is for insecure wussies.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #37 on: July 26, 2013, 05:37:58 PM »
no deodorant, no cologne. quit wearing deodorant around 5 years ago because it was just turning into a gnarly cake of goo in my armpit by 10am. once i quit wearing it my armpits quit sweating as bad and i havent put any on since.

never had girls complain, in fact my girlfriend and all the ones previous to her have all liked the smell. in case  you missed science class, girls are attracted to their mans natural scent, so i guess that explains it.

Yep, the right women will love your natural odor once things balance back to normal from not using deodorant. My ex's would straight-up inhale it and want to mount right up.

That said, for cologne, *if* you canone that sort of synchs up with your body odor even better; some of us do work with other people that might find BO offensive/unattractive.

My match is Green Irish Tweed, by Creed; created for none other than Cary Grant. Runs about $130-$160, last forever and you don't need much. Highly copied/lots of fakes out there so buyer beware.


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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #38 on: July 26, 2013, 09:22:13 PM »


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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #39 on: July 27, 2013, 03:34:17 AM »
Perfume is for girls and metrosexuals, not skateboarders.
i likes skooterboarding.. be lets friends :)

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #40 on: July 27, 2013, 05:27:23 AM »
Chicks LOOOOOOVE cologne. �This cannot be overstated. �If you aren't wearing some during a night on the town, you are seriously limiting yourself. �Personally, I'm rocking some American Eagle shit I got from an old gf.

they also love dudes who dress like girls, men who are in touch with their feminine side, asking if you want your nails painted, and among other metro-borderline-gay crap.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #41 on: July 27, 2013, 06:52:09 AM »
ed hardy, bruh

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #42 on: July 27, 2013, 09:03:26 AM »
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Chicks LOOOOOOVE cologne. �This cannot be overstated. �If you aren't wearing some during a night on the town, you are seriously limiting yourself. �Personally, I'm rocking some American Eagle shit I got from an old gf.
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they also love dudes who dress like girls, men who are in touch with their feminine side, asking if you want your nails painted, and among other metro-borderline-gay crap.
I just want to thank you for making it easier for all of us

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #43 on: July 27, 2013, 05:04:53 PM »
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Chicks LOOOOOOVE cologne. �This cannot be overstated. �If you aren't wearing some during a night on the town, you are seriously limiting yourself. �Personally, I'm rocking some American Eagle shit I got from an old gf.
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they also love dudes who dress like girls, men who are in touch with their feminine side, asking if you want your nails painted, and among other metro-borderline-gay crap.

Ha, you sound like a very immature/insecure teenage boy.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #44 on: July 27, 2013, 05:28:58 PM »
a body oder infused with whiskey, cigarettes and piss

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #45 on: July 27, 2013, 06:29:33 PM »
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Chicks LOOOOOOVE cologne. �This cannot be overstated. �If you aren't wearing some during a night on the town, you are seriously limiting yourself. �Personally, I'm rocking some American Eagle shit I got from an old gf.
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they also love dudes who dress like girls, men who are in touch with their feminine side, asking if you want your nails painted, and among other metro-borderline-gay crap.
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Ha, you sound like a very immature/insecure teenage boy.

not quite, yo.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #46 on: September 22, 2021, 12:30:32 PM »
Resurrecting a dead topic, but curious what all the current whatever lurkers wear or if you're into Cologne at all.

I have quite a few myself, but my favorites that i wear the most are

Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille, Grey Vetiver, Black Orchid & Ombre Leather

YSL L'homme

Gucci Guilty

And Montblanc Legend

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #47 on: September 22, 2021, 12:36:09 PM »
Resurrecting a dead topic, but curious what all the current whatever lurkers wear or if you're into Cologne at all.

I have quite a few myself, but my favorites that i wear the most are

Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille, Grey Vetiver, Black Orchid & Ombre Leather

YSL L'homme

Gucci Guilty

And Montblanc Legend

I had a bottle of Dior Sauvage for a while but ran out about a year ago and haven't felt like buying more since I don't leave the house much. Still have the deodorant stick but that shit doesn't work on my pits, gotta have something with some aluminum in it otherwise I'll start stinking halfway through the day lol
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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #48 on: September 22, 2021, 01:11:26 PM »
Resurrecting a dead topic, but curious what all the current whatever lurkers wear or if you're into Cologne at all.

I have quite a few myself, but my favorites that i wear the most are

Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille, Grey Vetiver, Black Orchid & Ombre Leather

YSL L'homme

Gucci Guilty

And Montblanc Legend

My aunt works for a company that designs packaging basically, so sheís always giving me free stuff they get from the companies they do work for. Iíve wound up with a ton of cologne because of it.

Líhomme really does smell great and is the main one I use, no way Iíd be using it if I had to actually pay for it though.
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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #49 on: September 22, 2021, 01:42:24 PM »
b.o

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #50 on: September 22, 2021, 01:44:34 PM »
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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #51 on: September 22, 2021, 07:41:29 PM »
I feel like drakkar would still pull some poonanie.
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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #52 on: September 22, 2021, 09:08:57 PM »
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Resurrecting a dead topic, but curious what all the current whatever lurkers wear or if you're into Cologne at all.

I have quite a few myself, but my favorites that i wear the most are

Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille, Grey Vetiver, Black Orchid & Ombre Leather

YSL L'homme

Gucci Guilty

And Montblanc Legend
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My aunt works for a company that designs packaging basically, so sheís always giving me free stuff they get from the companies they do work for. Iíve wound up with a ton of cologne because of it.

Líhomme really does smell great and is the main one I use, no way Iíd be using it if I had to actually pay for it though.

Hey if you wanna get rid of any, i will gladly accept any Cologne you wanna send my way.

I feel like drakkar would still pull some poonanie.

Nah the new killer is dior sauvage. Everybody loves that shit

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #53 on: September 22, 2021, 10:17:33 PM »
Vintage Calvin Klein fragrances. I have a bottle of Eternity and a small vial of Obsession. These days I only wear them when I go out drinking which is about once in a blue moon so despite the fact that I've had these colognes since like 1995 the bottles are only half empty.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #54 on: September 22, 2021, 10:20:46 PM »
...and that shit about girls liking natural body smells does not apply in my case. I eat a lot of onions and garlic and my armpit odor after a day or two of not showering is fucking rancid and is highly offensive to literally everyone. Deodorant is an absolute necessity in my cabinet, for me it's not optional

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #55 on: September 22, 2021, 10:46:34 PM »
Issey miyake, the boys one, polo blue, polo black, and polos number 1-4
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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #56 on: September 23, 2021, 12:08:55 AM »
Donít wear much cologne anymore but I got a bottle Gucci Guilty and Agua di Gio still.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #57 on: September 23, 2021, 12:50:59 AM »
I don't sell used BMWs so just deo for me.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #58 on: September 23, 2021, 01:53:46 AM »
Louis Vuitton.
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Re: What cologne do you wear?
« Reply #59 on: September 23, 2021, 06:11:19 AM »
Issey miyake, the boys one, polo blue, polo black, and polos number 1-4

A polo fan! How do the ladies down in oz react?