It's fucking snowy here, so you can skate at South Parc.
Smoked meat and poutine are good and all, but you can do so much better here. If you need smoked meat, Schwartz's is the best. You can get poutine anywhere, it's not a biggie. Go to Romados on the plateau and get some Portuguese roasted chicken, it's delicious. If you want good asian food (this is reasonably priced Japanese food), go to Kazu on Ste Catherine near Concordia Metro. Well worth the wait at the door, they're only open for lunch and dinner. GaNaDaRa is in the same area and is a good backup option, it's delicious, nice spot, and shockingly cheap. They do Korean street food inspired stuff. Avenue is a great brunch spot on the plateau, but again, there are often lineups on the weekend.
I'm a fat fuck.
Crescent street is good for clubbing with douchebags and fake ass idiot Cegep girls. St Laurent and St Denis has more choices for clubs. There are a ton of good bars all over the place. If you wanna get hammered and shameless, go to Foufs. If you wanna get some drinks and have a good time, distillerie is good.