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Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2013, 07:13:37 PM »
Who has the photo of Rocky Dennis with the short back and sides haircut?

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Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2013, 07:18:41 PM »
the word team handsome needs to never be uttered again

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Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2013, 07:26:43 PM »
pants aren't short enough
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Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2013, 07:35:12 PM »
Almost everyone is at least a 6 in formal wear like that unless they're fucking hideous.
« Last Edit: July 28, 2013, 07:45:30 PM by BraveUlysses »

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Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2013, 07:39:03 PM »
Shaun White Supply Co. He should supply himself with a gun to put in his mouth.  Then he could sell it at Walmart, and people from all over wherever the fuck Walmart exists could shoot Shaun White in the face and it would be Christmas everyday.

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Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2013, 08:01:12 PM »
Shaun White? Handsome?

Shaun White's face looks like the area between God's and Jesus' taint in a Rosie O'Donnell/Steve Buscemi double penetration four-way.

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Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2013, 08:55:32 PM »
Who has the photo of Rocky Dennis with the short back and sides haircut?

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Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2013, 10:30:38 PM »
money and blow

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Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2013, 10:35:04 PM »
word to whoever said 'everyones a 6' because of how formal they dress.
i'm a hideous chud but god damn do i look great in my suit and tie.


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Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2013, 01:01:30 AM »
while he's undeniably less of a fucking mong now the ginger mane has gone . . . .

he's still a horrible looking cunt

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Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2013, 04:32:44 AM »
I aint gonna get a job at El Pollo Loco, they'll make me tuck my shirt in.

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Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2013, 05:12:07 AM »
Its probably just the angle at which the photograph was taken thats made him look better. Any ex-myspace-bathroom-cellphone chick can probably attest to that fact.

This kinda says it all.

Anyways,

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Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2013, 08:06:35 AM »
fucking clown shoes

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Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2013, 08:58:48 AM »
The comments from all the moist middle aged fat housewives at the bottom are worse than some of the shite that gets posted on SLAP.

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Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
« Reply #17 on: July 29, 2013, 09:07:23 AM »
this sucks

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Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
« Reply #18 on: July 29, 2013, 09:49:23 AM »
Unfortunately he still has that face that could make a train take a dirt road. Still...I wouldn't say no if his ass was pressed up against a glory hole.

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Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2013, 10:02:51 AM »
If you have a stylist you're not team handsome, you're team gay

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Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2013, 10:15:12 AM »
If you have a stylist you're not team handsome, you're team gay
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Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2013, 10:17:58 AM »
Target money will buy you all the cosmetic surgery you want.  You don't think he's vain enough to let a doctor take a knife to his face?  Still not anywhere near handsome.

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Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2013, 11:24:26 AM »
lets work on more GAY posts, less gay threads


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Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
« Reply #23 on: July 29, 2013, 11:46:03 AM »
Unfortunately he still has that face that could make a train take a dirt road. Still...I wouldn't say no if his ass was pressed up against a glory hole.
goddamn i hope Shaun lurks this thread just so he can read that last sentence.



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Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2013, 12:20:29 PM »
The right instagram filter can make anyone handsome. Technology is making the youth gay, once again slap was ahead of the curve.

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Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
« Reply #25 on: July 29, 2013, 12:45:38 PM »
The right instagram filter can make anyone handsome. Technology is making the youth gay, once again slap was ahead of the curve.

I was gay WAY before instagram, yo! #gayhipster

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Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
« Reply #26 on: July 29, 2013, 02:10:17 PM »

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Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
« Reply #27 on: July 29, 2013, 02:11:11 PM »
The Ginger Mikey Taylor..

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Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
« Reply #29 on: July 29, 2013, 03:56:13 PM »
Damn he looks like Mikey Taylor now...

Mikey bites Dylan, Shaun bites Mikey....

Also a ginger could never be on Team Handsome.