Fisting for straights, by straights

[brycickle]

Ever lose anything up your ass?

Only my dignity.

[RCB3]

Since I'm an avid backer of you, GAY, I tell you this story strictly with the intentions to be informative and keep you safe. This is a true story from a human sexuality class. A guest speaker came in and talked about his experience with his homosexuality and discussed certain things he's into and all of that jazz. He got very serious and told a story of a friend who had died in an anal fisting accident(I kid you not) because the guy fisting had a hangnail that cut him up inside and didn't know about it and died of internal bleeding. So, if you do take part, just make sure you, or your male friend have some well groomed cuticles. This world needs you and your beautiful mustache.

[Sgt.Pepper]

Since I'm an avid backer of you, GAY, I tell you this story strictly with the intentions to be informative and keep you safe. This is a true story from a human sexuality class. A guest speaker came in and talked about his experience with his homosexuality and discussed certain things he's into and all of that jazz. He got very serious and told a story of a friend who had died in an anal fisting accident(I kid you not) because the guy fisting had a hangnail that cut him up inside and didn't know about it and died of internal bleeding. So, if you do take part, just make sure you, or your male friend have some well groomed cuticles. This world needs you and your beautiful mustache.

Oh god what a way to go out.

[smokecrack]

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Since I'm an avid backer of you, GAY, I tell you this story strictly with the intentions to be informative and keep you safe. This is a true story from a human sexuality class. A guest speaker came in and talked about his experience with his homosexuality and discussed certain things he's into and all of that jazz. He got very serious and told a story of a friend who had died in an anal fisting accident(I kid you not) because the guy fisting had a hangnail that cut him up inside and didn't know about it and died of internal bleeding. So, if you do take part, just make sure you, or your male friend have some well groomed cuticles. This world needs you and your beautiful mustache.

[close]

Oh god what a way to go out.

reminded me of this lil gem i recently watched

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

you pussy.

[sultsult]

Some girls really love anal.  Never done real anal, but one of those nights I was really fucked up and already came, I just started feeling really dirty and kept at it with the girl and my fingers ended up in her ass. I ran my finger under scolding hot water as long as I could take it.   It looks fucking amazing on paper in the sense that I love anal porn, but in real life... not for me.  Maybe rarely if I am really drunk, but yeah there is going to be shit involved.   Even if a girl use a enema, I mean wtf.  That is fucking nasty.  But it really makes some girls cum really fast.  Instead of 5 minutes of two finger fingering, it is insert one or two fingers in ass and then simply put thumb in pussy and instant orgasm.  It is like a multiplier for some chicks. 

I have had more than one girl mention anal sex and you know if a girl even mention such things, she most likely wants to try it with you.  One even made a semi presentation.  Like a sales pitch, sitting on my bed, saying something like what would u say to anal?  It's just that I have seen porn where there is some nasty looking juice.  In fact brazzers actually took the scene down and I think that is why.  Yellow brown butt juice.  So yeah I don't even know.  I don't even think it is the ultimate, but I guess I don't really know.  Its just sometimes I don't even think regular sex is worth it if the girl is annoying as shit and won't fucking leave.  And now there is the possibility of her shit in my bed.  Yeah no regret with that one.  No ultimate thrill with that.

BUt still I watch some anal porn and think man in a perfect world.  So again, maybe if I was really drunk and the girl prepared at her own house.  Maybe use some scented lube, and put some towels down, but shit, I dunno.  This thread is fucked up.  Shit.

Also, girls going for my ass, fuck no.  I was like maybe push behind my nuts, but never any further.  Another girl tried and I was like what the hell are you doing? Then she was like, why don't most guys like that?  I just ignored it and thought, if you don't know I can't explain it.

sounds like you need to man up an get dat dicc derty

[GAY]

Since I'm an avid backer of you, GAY, I tell you this story strictly with the intentions to be informative and keep you safe. This is a true story from a human sexuality class. A guest speaker came in and talked about his experience with his homosexuality and discussed certain things he's into and all of that jazz. He got very serious and told a story of a friend who had died in an anal fisting accident(I kid you not) because the guy fisting had a hangnail that cut him up inside and didn't know about it and died of internal bleeding. So, if you do take part, just make sure you, or your male friend have some well groomed cuticles. This world needs you and your beautiful mustache.

Thank you a ton RCB3. Yeah...fisting can be big trouble. Big Trouble in Little Sphincter.

[commie]

reminded me of this lil gem i recently watched

Mother Russia never disappoints.

[SEAN PABLO]