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Tristan Funkhouser (that kid on baker)
« on: September 17, 2013, 10:52:08 AM »
Pretty damn good

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Re: Tristan Funkhouser (that kid on baker)
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2013, 11:01:31 AM »
holy crap, that was amazing.

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Re: Tristan Funkhouser (that kid on baker)
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2013, 11:08:33 AM »
he's pretty well rounded for how young he is.

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Re: Tristan Funkhouser (that kid on baker)
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2013, 11:08:54 AM »
that was good as hell
he made little grom style look good, better than the brunner twinzz or midler
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Re: Tristan Funkhouser (that kid on baker)
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2013, 11:41:26 AM »
fuck me you jew bastard?
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Re: Tristan Funkhouser (that kid on baker)
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2013, 11:51:05 AM »
How old is this kid?
He rips!

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Re: Tristan Funkhouser (that kid on baker)
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2013, 12:20:40 PM »
Sick stuff. He'll probably be enjoyable to watch in five years.

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Re: Tristan Funkhouser (that kid on baker)
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2013, 12:37:45 PM »
Sick stuff. He'll probably be enjoyable to watch in five years.

For sure. Once he grows into a style he'll be sick.  Not that he isn't already. He even had the rare fakie heelflip. Don't see that too often.

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Re: Tristan Funkhouser (that kid on baker)
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2013, 12:56:10 PM »
you can tell he's going to grow into good style if he keeps skating.  already not bad to watch and he has great trick selection.  back 180 nosegrind to forward on that handrail was tight



Him ah fall off building an bumboclot him legs

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Re: Tristan Funkhouser (that kid on baker)
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2013, 01:08:00 PM »
Once he starts getting honey's and guns, then I will care.  For now it's all about Baby Scumbag.

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Re: Tristan Funkhouser (that kid on baker)
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2013, 01:19:41 PM »


New part. He fucking shreds.

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Re: Tristan Funkhouser (that kid on baker)
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2013, 01:22:11 PM »
this little dude kills it.


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Re: Tristan Funkhouser (that kid on baker)
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2013, 01:49:48 PM »

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Re: Tristan Funkhouser (that kid on baker)
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2013, 02:06:32 PM »
Wonder what his parents think when he gets picked up from the baker squad to go skate.

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Re: Tristan Funkhouser (that kid on baker)
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2013, 02:29:45 PM »
Wonder what his parents think when he gets picked up from the baker squad to go skate.

yeah i was wondering like, does reynolds try to keep him away from everyone blowing trees and what not? Or maybe does everyone try not to get too buck when hes there? Would he be just as liable as anyone else to catch antwauns fade?
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Re: Tristan Funkhouser (that kid on baker)
« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2013, 02:31:14 PM »
hope weed doesnt ruin his life and he looses his trucks

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Re: Tristan Funkhouser (that kid on baker)
« Reply #16 on: September 17, 2013, 02:39:35 PM »
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Wonder what his parents think when he gets picked up from the baker squad to go skate.
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yeah i was wondering like, does reynolds try to keep him away from everyone blowing trees and what not? Or maybe does everyone try not to get too buck when hes there? Would he be just as liable as anyone else to catch antwauns fade?
second clip in this thread has him rolling a 'phatty' and jamming it in his mouth 2
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Tristan Funkhouser (that kid on baker)
« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2013, 02:46:38 PM »
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Wonder what his parents think when he gets picked up from the baker squad to go skate.
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yeah i was wondering like, does reynolds try to keep him away from everyone blowing trees and what not? Or maybe does everyone try not to get too buck when hes there? Would he be just as liable as anyone else to catch antwauns fade?
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second clip in this thread has him rolling a 'phatty' and jamming it in his mouth 2

shit i was on mobile when i posted that so i didnt watch the second clip.
fuck not only does he rip thirty times harder than i do, it looks like he rolls a mean ass joint better than me two
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Re: Tristan Funkhouser (that kid on baker)
« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2013, 04:08:21 PM »
Damn that was so good!

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Re: Tristan Funkhouser (that kid on baker)
« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2013, 04:16:30 PM »
something about a little california grom named funkhouser skating to Big L rubs me the wrong way

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Re: Tristan Funkhouser (that kid on baker)
« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2013, 04:27:10 PM »
fuck this litle bitch

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Re: Tristan Funkhouser (that kid on baker)
« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2013, 06:49:24 PM »
lil ginger gangster style

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Re: Tristan Funkhouser (that kid on baker)
« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2013, 07:31:01 PM »
this kid just earned alot of my respect. It seems like with kids like baby scumbag who get sponsored by big companies it's usually because they are doing pretty simple tricks on things that seem big for them. This kid is doing actual difficult tricks and you can tell he will have a really good style one day. Almost reminds me of Herman when he was younger

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Re: Tristan Funkhouser (that kid on baker)
« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2013, 08:01:36 PM »
I've known about this kid for years, and i'm pretty sure he's been the same height since he was about 11 years old.

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Re: Tristan Funkhouser (that kid on baker)
« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2013, 08:19:14 PM »
this kid just earned alot of my respect. It seems like with kids like baby scumbag who get sponsored by big companies it's usually because they are doing pretty simple tricks on things that seem big for them. This kid is doing actual difficult tricks and you can tell he will have a really good style one day. Almost reminds me of Herman when he was younger

I hate comparisons but Herman has been getting thrown around when referencing this kid and it's kind of befitting

He was smoking a cig(?) in that latest part so I doubt weed matters really

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Re: Tristan Funkhouser (that kid on baker)
« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2013, 09:09:54 PM »
I've known about this kid for years, and i'm pretty sure he's been the same height since he was about 11 years old.

He looks 11 in those videos, how old is he now?

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Re: Tristan Funkhouser (that kid on baker)
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2013, 09:53:19 PM »
This kid is going to be the shit.

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Re: Tristan Funkhouser (that kid on baker)
« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2013, 10:40:47 PM »
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I've known about this kid for years, and i'm pretty sure he's been the same height since he was about 11 years old.
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He looks 11 in those videos, how old is he now?

He's at least 15, might be 16

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Re: Tristan Funkhouser (that kid on baker)
« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2013, 11:38:02 PM »
Good thing he smokes then, don't want to end up any taller than that!