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Re: Getting Gnaked
« Reply #30 on: October 14, 2013, 09:16:43 AM »
this girls a dork and is sexually empowering internet nerd recluses who should be kept impotent and ostracised its too dangerous, soon they'll be working in our shops teaching our kids eloping with our wives, can you imagine

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Re: Getting Gnaked
« Reply #31 on: October 14, 2013, 09:49:47 AM »
Yes. Oh sweet Jesus yes, I'm imagining that right now.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Getting Gnaked
« Reply #32 on: October 14, 2013, 10:51:44 AM »
shits hilarious!
i love how they fuck her up and then they get stoned.
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Re: Getting Gnaked
« Reply #33 on: October 14, 2013, 11:15:57 AM »
i hope she keeps on posting these. i already have a crush on her. and that blonde chick without the tattoos.

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Re: Getting Gnaked
« Reply #34 on: October 14, 2013, 12:10:31 PM »

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Re: Getting Gnaked
« Reply #35 on: October 14, 2013, 12:48:48 PM »
The frame where the gnome is holding the plug to the vibrator and looking at her is so good.

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Re: Getting Gnaked
« Reply #36 on: October 15, 2013, 10:07:43 PM »
HATE! gets admin status, life hammer!
Party on!

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Re: Getting Gnaked
« Reply #37 on: October 15, 2013, 10:55:35 PM »
haha omg I had to show the homies these picture set..
endless lulz and awkward boners

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Re: Getting Gnaked
« Reply #38 on: October 16, 2013, 07:12:52 PM »
This should be instant classic slap. Do other girls do this too?

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Re: Getting Gnaked
« Reply #39 on: May 08, 2014, 11:52:37 AM »
the best

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Re: Getting Gnaked
« Reply #40 on: May 08, 2014, 12:05:19 PM »
Bunch-o karma and attention whores.

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Re: Getting Gnaked
« Reply #41 on: May 08, 2014, 02:51:05 PM »
hate!, your rep is like .. too low.

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Re: Getting Gnaked
« Reply #42 on: May 08, 2014, 03:37:23 PM »
Boobs and cunt are cool, I guess. Doesn't make her special though.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: Getting Gnaked
« Reply #43 on: May 08, 2014, 03:44:00 PM »
Boobs and cunt are cool, I guess. Doesn't make her special though.
being funny and naked does though. my exwife was a real cunt but one time i skated to the store to buy beer in east cleveland and i hear her screaming when i come up the stairs. i run up not knowing what to expect but the nutty bitch had her shirt off and the octopus we'd defrosted was 'attacking' her. wouldn't have been nearly as comical if she had a shirt on and just pretended the spider fish came to life.

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Re: Getting Gnaked
« Reply #44 on: May 08, 2014, 09:08:26 PM »
There's something really unattractive about this bitch whoring herself out on the internet for a bunch of nerds on reedit, making those ugly faces and shit. At least get paid if you're gonna throw away your dignity like that.

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Re: Getting Gnaked
« Reply #45 on: May 08, 2014, 09:24:43 PM »
You are wrong.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Getting Gnaked
« Reply #46 on: May 08, 2014, 09:31:31 PM »
This had me laughing my ass off with a half chub
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Re: Getting Gnaked
« Reply #47 on: May 08, 2014, 10:26:40 PM »
Boobs and cunt are cool, I guess. Doesn't make her special though.

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Re: Getting Gnaked
« Reply #48 on: May 09, 2014, 12:33:33 AM »

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Re: Getting Gnaked
« Reply #49 on: May 12, 2014, 02:57:51 PM »
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There's something really unattractive about this bitch whoring herself out on the internet for a bunch of nerds on reedit, making those ugly faces and shit. At least get paid if you're gonna throw away your dignity like that.
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She's one of those cam girls so she does get paid, probably way more than most of us actually.  Posting joke threads of herself on reddit is basically advertisement to a massive audience who will pay because she's "one of them" and they feel like they "know" her.

yeah those girls get fucking paid! on top of the cam time they're running the forums offering up nude texts for paypal donations and stuff. imagine if you could get $20 for 5 nudes, then get 10 guys a day. this, on top of the cam shows AND all the anonymous gifts (amazon wish lists, donations to paypal, etc). i wish i had a pair of tits. i looked into the cam thing pretty seriously, hoping my girl would be down to fuck online for a couple hundred bucks each time, but NOoOoOo. prude.

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Re: Getting Gnaked
« Reply #50 on: May 12, 2014, 03:58:18 PM »
No gnomes this time, but I'm sure there won't be any complaints.
I have a gnome fetish, so those were not as arousing.