American Juggalo

[Random Matt]

i was in rehab with this juggalo kid who was in there for dxm (bascally anything he could steal from walgreens he would get high off of) and he had been living in the woods for a while before they brought him in (he was like 17).. i got to be pretty good friends with him in there but he told me that to be a jugalette, you have to be down to fuck a juggalo anytime anywhere if he wants it.. or else youre not a juglette... pretty fucked but he got a bunch of chicks at his crash pad out in the woods this way...

Free and easy isn't worth it with those nasty sluts

[layzieyez]

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i was in rehab with this juggalo kid who was in there for dxm (bascally anything he could steal from walgreens he would get high off of) and he had been living in the woods for a while before they brought him in (he was like 17).. i got to be pretty good friends with him in there but he told me that to be a jugalette, you have to be down to fuck a juggalo anytime anywhere if he wants it.. or else youre not a juglette... pretty fucked but he got a bunch of chicks at his crash pad out in the woods this way...

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Free and easy isn't worth it with those nasty sluts

Sounds like every one of them can be described by the words Dumb Ass Hoe. Good to know even the regular can get it in with the help of juggalo culture.

[camel filters]

a slap field trip is in order. weird behaviour, drugs for those into it, comedy throughout, all the whoop whooping you can ask for... whats not to love.

[jimi420]

a slap field trip is in order. weird behaviour, drugs for those into it, comedy throughout, all the whoop whooping you can ask for... whats not to love.

The impending STDs from having too much "Family Love."

[baconeggandcheese]

[StabMasterArson]

led me to this gem

[spungo]

What's funny is half of that rant is calling people fat ass motherfuckers, and 500lb motherfuckers when that guy (girl?)  is morbidly obese at a fairly young age.

[pencil]

we should just let the juggalos stay at the gathering forever, quarantine them.

[LloydChristmas]

OH MY GOD!  DID I SERIOUSLY JUST WATCH THE FAT FEMALE VERSION OF PATTON OSWALT DO JIUJITSU MOVES?!

she makes patton oswalt look healthy...

[oyolar]

My favorite was the solid steel rod that was clearly hollow.

[jimi420]

something that's always amazed me is that these people will always be happier than me and I can't handle that knowledge. whoop whoop.

[pissedead]

I hate juggalos

[KOOL MIKE LOVE]

i won't be able to eat after watching that.

[Bobby Peru]

What's funny is half of that rant is calling people fat ass motherfuckers, and 500lb motherfuckers when that guy (girl?)  is morbidly obese at a fairly young age.

I also enjoyed the part where she talked about how the guy probably couldn't breathe out in the streets, when she was clearly running out of breath after standing and talking for a while.

[chillout]

something that's always amazed me is that these people will always be happier than me and I can't handle that knowledge. whoop whoop.

you can only lie to yourself so long. you want to be a juggalo

[PaperBoiLaFlare]

wutever floats your boat, but the jug community should switch over to diet faygo to combat obesity

[arthurspooner]

That was awesome. At first glance I thought her bandanna said, "Boner."

[ChillMurray]

[layzieyez]

I'd like to be a tattoo artist at one of these gatherings.  I would tattoo for free but I would give them all the shittiest tattoos knowing they'd be happy with whatever I gave them and the placement of some of these tattoos would disqualify them from jobs where they run the risk of moving up from their current station in life.