i will marry the love of my life
the beautifulQUEEN MERKS
who will leave travis, jerry, spanky, athena, and max fish all behind
when she remembers that first glance she had at my stellar skategro being
way back in 02 at thompkins square park after i switch hardflipped the can and front crooked the box
our eyes then locked and we gazed at each other both wondering how magical it would be to play naked with each other private parts
her nipples hardened even in the sweltering ny midsummer heat whilst her perfect pussylips juiced and marinated themselves for slippery sheffthrusts of bliss
simulaneously my sheffmaker bulged and stiffened mid back lip on the rail which caused me to come out reggie when i had planned to bring fakie
but my cock nor my eyes just would not retreat from our
MOMENT
we had visions of
sheffbabies
and stellar conversations bout skategros and sheffisms
i would school her in the ways of sheffology and she would blind me with all things QUEEN MERKS and glorious
i will teach her bout the most high JESUS
and she will teach me bout MOSES
we will lay buttnaked in her backyard save only our
matching limited edition sheffledge/dgk collabo PUMPS
hittin purlpe haze in watermelon flavored phillie blunts
and argue over who gets the crispiest piece of my mommas fried chicken
then share kosher PESACH desserts of her choice
and have guiness stout guzzlin competitions (winner gets last stout)
yes
she will remember our
MOMENT
and immediatley want to
be my baby mama and bestest homey ever
then we will commence not only to making stuff
but mini sheffs
who too will be skategro maniggacent supreme beings in the flesh and rule at life
such a stellar yr 07 will be
also
frontside bigspin kickflips
sabu flip mannies
nollie back nose blizzies on hubbas by ams
nollie to reggie blunt on rails by pros
stevie skating in the united states again
darren harper pro model
the return of plastic bench nerd
guy mariano mania
koston still killing it
worrest pro model and shoe
the return of smolik
the return of lavar
daewon still bustin
devine pro model shoe
people burning their vulcanized shoes
lakai takeover
element boards at walmart
wearing clothes that fit
no girls jeans on grown men
the return of scott kane
no 5xl shirts on 5'5" boys unless they are too fat to wear anything else
rob and big season 2
clyde singleton breaks into hollywood
shiloh goes back to his roots
the return of REEM, axion, and city stars
pay per view fight of stevie and reemo for the skategro king title
sheffey will be to busy SKATING and getting his PLAN B shape just right
to fight in, care about, or even acknowledge the participants or winner of this dumbass pointless title
sheffledge remains slappal king till slap makes a 3 dimensional holographic message board
of which
sheffledge jr (me and QUEEN MERKS firstborn prince of all things stellar) the great will carry on my stellarness and spread of sheffology throughout the universe
yup
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