Highdeas

[Explosive Bolts]

i've been seriously thinking about making a hand vac that collects pocket change and organizes it in to bank rolls.

and by "seriously thinking about" i mean wishing i had one every time I get stoned.

[sweat stains]

Pizza burrito

[Bluntmane]

I got a mini fridge for beer so i never have to leave the couch to get drunk, it works perfect for a table and for rolling

[Particleboard Penguin]

this

[Rockin Robbin]

Beer boobs. Gonna make a fortune.

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

eggs benedict pizza

[sweat stains]

eggs benedict pizza

Don't even get me started on eggs benedict man, so good.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

eggs benedict pizza would be amazing!
Mine was that people with good style on a skateboard probably have good handwriting too. Like, its all about subtle unconscious movement, so like, if you make the subtle movements you do on a skateboard look good, you probably do the same when you create letters.

[L33Tg33k]

^That simply ain't true though. Or at least the inverse isn't. I suck ass and have fat man having a seizure style, but I'd say my handwriting is in the solid B+/A- range.

[formeitscrazylike]

I think there's an element of truth to it though. Maybe it doesn't show through handwriting necessarily, but seems like lazy people have lazy style, high strung have high strung style. Seems like when I get to know somebody, their attitude about life kind of suits their skateboarding, or vice versa, I dunno. Master Kush.

[yep yep]

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eggs benedict pizza

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Don't even get me started on eggs benedict man, so good.

voila

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

well well well, i told my idiot fat uncle about this pizza idea and he said it couldn't be done, now my innovation is beingn usupred by these peyrogies

[dillanharp]

eggs benedict pizza

You fat fuck.

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

how did you type that without smushing the keyboard with your fat little digits? do you have a special typing wand?

[dillanharp]

how did you type that without smushing the keyboard with your fat little digits? do you have a special typing wand?

I have a special keyboard, like those phones for old people. 

Is it true you like hollandaise sauce because it reminds you of semen?

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

i didn't say it champ, you did

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

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how did you type that without smushing the keyboard with your fat little digits? do you have a special typing wand?

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I have a special keyboard, like those phones for old people. 

Is it true you like hollandaise sauce because it reminds you of semen?

Does it? Did you find that out when you had a drug test to pass?

[Bluntmane]

A reverse microwave that make food really cold fast instead of heating it up
Someone's about to be a millionaire

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

thats already invented in haggard

[Random Matt]

A wheelchair that had pneumatic lifts in the seat so disabled folk can get served in bars easier. Numerous bong ideas and loads of other pointless shit but most have dissolved alot like my memory

Some one got stoned before you then, the artist Chuck Close has a dope wheelchair.

[_aminal]

eggs benedict rules and all but

i want mine with the salmon and capers

on that note I'm gonna take this bong upstairs and make this pineapple upside down cake

[ROCKxADIO420]

they should set the sensor on automatic toilets to go off when the door to the stall unlocks so that itll stop flushing halfway through my shits. its very rude.

[Seamus_McShamebag]

they should set the sensor on automatic toilets to go off when the door to the stall unlocks so that itll stop flushing halfway through my shits. its very rude.

That's just a courtesy flush and it's considered a sign of respect from the toilet.  I like your idea though because I find it to be a little traumatizing walking away leaving my brown trout just swimming around without a proper send off.  The delayed flush 30 seconds after I have walked away is so cold and callous, like I don't even give a shit.

[pencil]

they should set the sensor on automatic toilets to go off when the door to the stall unlocks so that itll stop flushing halfway through my shits. its very rude.

poty 420thirteen

[MaryhillVibe]

eggs benedict pizza

Dude fuck being high this is my go to breakfast on sundays. dough from scratch light on the sauce, top with bacon light cheese and crack four eggs on the motherfucker, bang it in the oven and drizzle on the hollandaise as soon as it comes out.

im salivating so hard right now. will post pics on the weekend

[Bluntmane]

thats already invented in haggard

yeah man falcone is a genius

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

There's a boutique soda shop in the mission (gentrification!  ) and they have a special drink instacooler thing that chills drinks super quickly. yeah.

[MuchasGracias]

i was thinking like what if tree's gave off wi-fi signals, like there was some sort of chip you put inside of seeds then when you plant it it becomes one with the tree and the bigger the tree gets the bigger and stronger the signal gets. idk how exactly that would work but you wouldn't get lost ever again, assuming you have a smart phone plus. plus free interwebs for everyone.

[Jack Strapp]

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they should set the sensor on automatic toilets to go off when the door to the stall unlocks so that itll stop flushing halfway through my shits. its very rude.

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That's just a courtesy flush and it's considered a sign of respect from the toilet.  I like your idea though because I find it to be a little traumatizing walking away leaving my brown trout just swimming around without a proper send off.  The delayed flush 30 seconds after I have walked away is so cold and callous, like I don't even give a shit.

On those toilets there's a little button near the motion sensor you can push to force the toilet to flush. You should never have to worry about that.

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

human sized dyson airblade that drys you off really fast once you get out of the shower