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Honestly Shark, you’re a living breathing shart smear. Your miserable existence is essentially a state of purgatory between being an actualized turd log, and a gaseous fart cloud. If you were to be reincarnated you’d maybe graduate to being that of a swirly coiled cobra-esque steamer, but most likely you’d still have to suffer through life as thick frothy diarrhea expulsion first.
What I’m saying is you fucking suck the largest brand of industrial sized Dick one could ever muster. It’s impressive someone can be such endless stream of assholery, but somehow you pull it off in unrivaled fashion.
Lol the hypocrisy, you're the one projecting hate on me. Delete your account and make me a SLAP Pal
I saw KingSharkIsAShark at a grocery store in Santa Ana yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for proof he actually skates or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Smirnoff Ice’s in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the smirnof’s and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word.
After she scanned each smirnof and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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