Author Topic: message board personality types (Read 2901 times)

Slap Heads

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Howlers generally populate academic, technical or special interest forums. Newbies to such forums often wander in thinking they have found some devastating new argument or special insight on the forum topic on interest, but unless the forum has been recently formed an active discussion group will probably have heard and debated the argument at length. So instead of being welcomed into the bosom of the group the newcomer is forced to flee under a shower of invective.
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could also fit,

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A Swarm hive is almost impossible to detect. When a hapless victim stumbles on a forum that houses a Swarm and disturbs it with an offending message, the Swarm will erupt and fly at their victim from all directions. Taken one at a time the irrelevant, often mindless individual attacks can be easily brushed aside, but because of the sheer volume of the assault even the strongest Warriors must eventually yield. WARNING: Only those who are highly skilled in Swarm management techniques should attempt to wade into a Swarm hive. but even with protective clothing opposing Warriors should expect to suffer a few stings.

hamhead · « **Reply #39 on:** December 21, 2006, 08:12:57 PM »

Guile

"you guys are ripping off the industry, thanks to scam artists like you skateboarding is going to dissapear. you should buy the book and support our industry, blah blah blah, stoops blah. *closes youtube*"

"and your capslock is stuck.....and you didnt do shit for the industry but claimed you did then backtracked and removed the comment so no one else would call you out......"

"I LOVE YOU MAGIK. YOUR SILLY SPELLING STYLE HAS CAPTURED MY EYES, MY HEART, AND MY SOUL. IF I CANT BE WITH YOU NO ONE CAN. TAKE ME!"

"i may not be able to help you guys with your rodent problem, but if anyone needs me to get rid of morons trying to sell things on the forum, apparently i can do that. *blows a kiss towards little sanchez* im gonna fuck you till you love me faggot."

"you guys sound like a bunch of jock fruits. "stellar bro"."

shuvit · « **Reply #40 on:** December 21, 2006, 08:15:41 PM »

great!! I loved it!

Gest · « **Reply #41 on:** December 21, 2006, 08:16:00 PM »

do me do me do me

Guile · « **Reply #42 on:** December 21, 2006, 08:32:41 PM »

nothing negative can ever be shown nor said for gest. my avatar thanks you.

Meth and Hookers · « **Reply #43 on:** December 21, 2006, 08:55:16 PM »

what the hell am i you goddamn savages

E.l.G · « **Reply #44 on:** December 21, 2006, 09:25:49 PM »

S-Town is quite obviously target.

ed · « **Reply #45 on:** December 22, 2006, 03:23:25 AM »

Quote from: Gest on December 21, 2006, 08:41:24 AM

"Ethnix is an extremely powerful Warrior who effectively wields his ethnic origins to undermine his opponents in battle. The accusation of racism immediately puts even the most powerful Warriors on the defensive, and Ethnix can use this weapon to deftly shift from defense to offense, keeping other Warriors off balance. Envious of Ethnix's power, Impostor will impersonate him when the opportunity arises. All Warriors are wary of Ethnix, but Weenie is particularly vulnerable to his power."

i wonder who that could be

gest, you already did yourself.

tonycoxhox · « **Reply #46 on:** December 22, 2006, 03:56:04 AM »

Quote from: Sleazy on December 21, 2006, 12:49:28 PM

tonycoxhox

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Necormancer has a supernatural ability to bring long-dead forum discussion threads back to life. After having been flogged to death the thread may have been deceased for many years, and bringing it back may have scant relevance to the current topic, yet Necromancer will unexpectedly exhume the thread’s rotting corpse, and strike horror in the forum as its grotesque form lurches into the discussion. The monster, instantly recognized by all who knew it in life, seems at first to breathe and have a pulse, but, alas, it is beyond Necromancer’s skill to fully restore the thread’s original vitality. The hideous apparition may frighten away some of the weaker Warriors or Warriors badly wounded in former battles, but the thread is only a shadow of its former self and very quickly expires.
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Oh just because I made that "Gay Pros thread".....

kaufmaner · « **Reply #47 on:** December 22, 2006, 05:48:45 AM »

Quote from: bentmode on December 21, 2006, 06:18:21 PM

on behalf of mizzark

s town holla.

more like jeremy klein

donnie_murdo · « **Reply #48 on:** December 22, 2006, 06:59:20 AM »

Quote from: kaufmaner on December 22, 2006, 05:48:45 AM

Quote from: bentmode on December 21, 2006, 06:18:21 PM
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on behalf of mizzark

s town holla.

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more like jeremy klein

Hook up shirt gave it away