Best Local Strip Joint - Michigan

[StokedTaco]

At a private session at the Kzoo indoor park last winter, lost track of 2 of my friends and long story short they left to the Vu next door andgot thrown out trying to pay a stripper to come back to the park for the rest of the night. Oh the convenience. Michigan is awesome.

[friendly dave]

I went to a titty bar a few nights ago and there was a chick dancing in a pair of shitty generic mall DC's.

[JB]

I went to a titty bar a few nights ago and there was a chick dancing in a pair of shitty generic mall DC's.

talk about boner kill.

[Wizard Fight]

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There is a Deja Vu in Kalamazoo that is like 2 doors down from the indoor park Skate Zoo

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That sounded like a bizzaro dr seuss book

[Rumpleforeskin]

Awesome story, Bobby.  Not going to derail, but I've been to a Strip Club in Arkansas called "Illusions."  Part of the floor was dirt and one of the strippers had a cast..... on her leg. She tried to dance but it wasn't working, so they brought her a chair and she finished her "dance" from a seated position.  Also, in Louisiana I went to a horrible strip club called New Orleans Ladies.  They had a little person stripper there.  She came over to our table and climbed the stool like a ladder.  She asked my roommate for a light for her cigarette and as he lit it he said, "Careful, cigarettes will stunt your growth."  I have never laughed harder in my entire life.

Have you been to any other ones around Arkansas?

[Mundungus]

This is my local. I go more than I would like to admit. When I turned 21 my friends bought me a lap dance by one of the few relatively attractive girls there. She bruised half of my face black and blue because I kept egging her on when she was beating me with a leather paddle.

[pencil]

This is my local. I go more than I would like to admit. When I turned 21 my friends bought me a lap dance by one of the few relatively attractive girls there. She bruised half of my face black and blue because I kept egging her on when she was beating me with a leather paddle.

wait so you go to like a fetish bar or some shit

[Mundungus]

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This is my local. I go more than I would like to admit. When I turned 21 my friends bought me a lap dance by one of the few relatively attractive girls there. She bruised half of my face black and blue because I kept egging her on when she was beating me with a leather paddle.

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wait so you go to like a fetish bar or some shit

Sort of. GG Allin used to hang out here when he stayed in Atl.

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This is my local. I go more than I would like to admit. When I turned 21 my friends bought me a lap dance by one of the few relatively attractive girls there. She bruised half of my face black and blue because I kept egging her on when she was beating me with a leather paddle.

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wait so you go to like a fetish bar or some shit

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Sort of. GG Allin used to hang out here when he stayed in Atl.

thats cool i guess

[Joust Ostrich]

Whoa, you go to the Clairmont regularly?  I get it for novelty, but being a regular is something I can't comprehend, I mean admire. 

[yungCOLDsweat]

So much knowledge that my head is exploding. I can't wait to see some MI boobies (.)(.)

[Mundungus]

Whoa, you go to the Clairmont regularly?  I get it for novelty, but being a regular is something I can't comprehend, I mean admire. 

You admire, or can't admire? Either way I typically go on thursday cause there's no cover charge, and it's a bit more mellow than on the weekends. Slap pals in Atl get at me

[Joust Ostrich]

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Whoa, you go to the Clairmont regularly?  I get it for novelty, but being a regular is something I can't comprehend, I mean admire. 

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You admire, or can't admire? Either way I typically go on thursday cause there's no cover charge, and it's a bit more mellow than on the weekends. Slap pals in Atl get at me

Do admire.  I used to live on 4th, a block from the krispy kreme on Ponce.  But that was a long ass time ago.  A very hot stripper did give me her phone number at Tattle Tails once, without me even asking for it. 

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Whoa, you go to the Clairmont regularly?  I get it for novelty, but being a regular is something I can't comprehend, I mean admire. 

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You admire, or can't admire? Either way I typically go on thursday cause there's no cover charge, and it's a bit more mellow than on the weekends. Slap pals in Atl get at me

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Do admire.  I used to live on 4th, a block from the krispy kreme on Ponce.  But that was a long ass time ago.  A very hot stripper did give me her phone number at Tattle Tails once, without me even asking for it. 

I live on Juniper now... just right up the street. ATL love. Never been to Tattle Tales but I heard its a good time if you bring a good bit of cash

[shark tits]

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Awesome story, Bobby.  Not going to derail, but I've been to a Strip Club in Arkansas called "Illusions."  Part of the floor was dirt and one of the strippers had a cast..... on her leg. She tried to dance but it wasn't working, so they brought her a chair and she finished her "dance" from a seated position.  Also, in Louisiana I went to a horrible strip club called New Orleans Ladies.  They had a little person stripper there.  She came over to our table and climbed the stool like a ladder.  She asked my roommate for a light for her cigarette and as he lit it he said, "Careful, cigarettes will stunt your growth."  I have never laughed harder in my entire life.

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Have you been to any other ones around Arkansas?

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No, outside of Little Rock Arkansas is ultra conservative (and even LR is pretty uptight). 

yeah, do not hitchhike 45 minutes outside of conway to procure booze [conway is dry] then hitch back and drink at a gas station. of all my warrants that one pops up every time the cops do NCIC on me. i tell the cops 'franky says relax, ya can't extradite me for public drinking.'

[Rumpleforeskin]

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Awesome story, Bobby.  Not going to derail, but I've been to a Strip Club in Arkansas called "Illusions."  Part of the floor was dirt and one of the strippers had a cast..... on her leg. She tried to dance but it wasn't working, so they brought her a chair and she finished her "dance" from a seated position.  Also, in Louisiana I went to a horrible strip club called New Orleans Ladies.  They had a little person stripper there.  She came over to our table and climbed the stool like a ladder.  She asked my roommate for a light for her cigarette and as he lit it he said, "Careful, cigarettes will stunt your growth."  I have never laughed harder in my entire life.

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Have you been to any other ones around Arkansas?

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No, outside of Little Rock Arkansas is ultra conservative (and even LR is pretty uptight). 

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yeah, do not hitchhike 45 minutes outside of conway to procure booze [conway is dry] then hitch back and drink at a gas station. of all my warrants that one pops up every time the cops do NCIC on me. i tell the cops 'franky says relax, ya can't extradite me for public drinking.'

Who are you, mysterious Shark Tits?  I recently moved to Conway.

[j....soy.....]

Strip clubs don't make sense. "Let's go to a place where not only do we have to pay to get in but we'll also pay women to make us hornier than ever without ever getting a release! Let's buy $9 mini water bottles while we're at it too!" Good times.

That's true...I've just always thought it was a good rule of thumb not to be in the same room with another man who has a boner.....Let alone a room full...

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Awesome story, Bobby.  Not going to derail, but I've been to a Strip Club in Arkansas called "Illusions."  Part of the floor was dirt and one of the strippers had a cast..... on her leg. She tried to dance but it wasn't working, so they brought her a chair and she finished her "dance" from a seated position.  Also, in Louisiana I went to a horrible strip club called New Orleans Ladies.  They had a little person stripper there.  She came over to our table and climbed the stool like a ladder.  She asked my roommate for a light for her cigarette and as he lit it he said, "Careful, cigarettes will stunt your growth."  I have never laughed harder in my entire life.

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Have you been to any other ones around Arkansas?

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No, outside of Little Rock Arkansas is ultra conservative (and even LR is pretty uptight). 

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yeah, do not hitchhike 45 minutes outside of conway to procure booze [conway is dry] then hitch back and drink at a gas station. of all my warrants that one pops up every time the cops do NCIC on me. i tell the cops 'franky says relax, ya can't extradite me for public drinking.'

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Who are you, mysterious Shark Tits?  I recently moved to Conway.

"the eternal question. the eternal answer. i don't know." bukowski said that. i'm just some asshole who drank away his 20s and early 30s experiencing new cities and their jails. still hyped on skating. conway's fucked, the people were pretty friendly including the gas station attendants but the cops/drinking laws are draconian. there's bootleggers in the trailer parks but the mark up isn't worth it unless you've gotta stave off the shakes. i liked little rock ok. did you get your name from 'death to smoochie'?

[Rumpleforeskin]

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Awesome story, Bobby.  Not going to derail, but I've been to a Strip Club in Arkansas called "Illusions."  Part of the floor was dirt and one of the strippers had a cast..... on her leg. She tried to dance but it wasn't working, so they brought her a chair and she finished her "dance" from a seated position.  Also, in Louisiana I went to a horrible strip club called New Orleans Ladies.  They had a little person stripper there.  She came over to our table and climbed the stool like a ladder.  She asked my roommate for a light for her cigarette and as he lit it he said, "Careful, cigarettes will stunt your growth."  I have never laughed harder in my entire life.

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Have you been to any other ones around Arkansas?

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No, outside of Little Rock Arkansas is ultra conservative (and even LR is pretty uptight). 

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yeah, do not hitchhike 45 minutes outside of conway to procure booze [conway is dry] then hitch back and drink at a gas station. of all my warrants that one pops up every time the cops do NCIC on me. i tell the cops 'franky says relax, ya can't extradite me for public drinking.'

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Who are you, mysterious Shark Tits?  I recently moved to Conway.

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"the eternal question. the eternal answer. i don't know." bukowski said that. i'm just some asshole who drank away his 20s and early 30s experiencing new cities and their jails. still hyped on skating. conway's fucked, the people were pretty friendly including the gas station attendants but the cops/drinking laws are draconian. there's bootleggers in the trailer parks but the mark up isn't worth it unless you've gotta stave off the shakes. i liked little rock ok. did you get your name from 'death to smoochie'?

Yes I did.  I know what you mean about the cops tho, never heard any of that about the trailers though.  Thats crazy, I live right down the road from a trailer park.