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I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?
she looks like a fucking pill fiend. How bout Jennette McCurdy (the blonde from iCarly) she's prob 18 by now, nah?
jeez id be surprised if he could fit a quarter of his dick in that. reminds me of that short girl Shaq dates.
Quote from: Beeda Weeda on February 04, 2014, 08:54:19 AMExpand Quoteapparently this is 2014, she is still looking good to me[close]Christina Ricci is nowhere near a weird choice, and Jennifer Tilly did have some kind of "it" factor that made her attractive though
apparently this is 2014, she is still looking good to me[close]
Speaking of Miley:
I can ollie 6 decks why would I want to scrape the ground with my tricks
Odd......Snooki and J Wow
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would you rather read an abudabi post or have a screwdriver shoved up your ass?
Quote from: Rusty_Berrings on February 04, 2014, 12:56:32 PMExpand Quotejeez id be surprised if he could fit a quarter of his dick in that. reminds me of that short girl Shaq dates.[close]also Jennifer Tilly is a total babe
jeez id be surprised if he could fit a quarter of his dick in that. reminds me of that short girl Shaq dates.[close]
D3s and mongo? It's over.
? Shaquille O'Neal?sweats profusely, very generous, doesn't have a giant cock. ? Vin Diesel?deemed plain and unworldly by Steffans because he doesn't listen to R. Kelly or Ja Rule. Has a giant cock. ? Ja Rule?loves Ecstasy-fueled threesomes. ? Ray J?enjoys incongruously puppy-dog romance with Steffans. Notoriously giant cock, roughly the size of a baby elephant, goes curiously unremarked upon.? Ice-T?loving mentor, doesn't have sex so much as he feeds Steffans' soul with his engorged love-muscle. ? Method Man?Referred to only as "Papa." The love of Steffans' life. ? Jay-Z?A consummate gentleman, in the sense that he featured Steffans in his "Hey Papi" video, then took her for a ride, whipped out his cock, slapped a condom on it, and lovingly placed a hand on the back of Steffans' head. You can probably figure out for yourself what happened next. That might seem cold or overly cautious, but considering the places she's been and the things she's put in her mouth, I'd probably strap on four or five condoms just to do a phone interview with her. As Vixen indelibly conveys, the woman has been banged more times than Antonin Scalia's gavel. ? Usher?kind of a jerk. ? DMX?reckless driver, makes dog noises during sex. ? Xzibit?Good dude, warned by Diddy that Steffans will "have you on video with fingers in your booty." Like Dignan and Mao, has five-year-plan for his career and life. ? P. Diddy?Average lover; nurses strong, unsupported conviction that Steffans will get her lovers on video with fingers in their booties. Takes Steffans and Xzibit to a gay club. Looks good in dress clothes. ? Bobby Brown?Nurses strong convictions that he is a member of al-Qaeda, and that President Bush is looking for him. May be on drugs.
I quit skating for a time due to piling out
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^da fuck?!?! she already looks like a teenager to me, why would you want her to look younger, to increase the weirdness?
I decided to just post this here. Still no beave shot.