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Re: tinder
« Reply #2610 on: August 17, 2021, 03:53:27 AM »
Thatís a good app!
I hope that guy got a million dollars for that shit
Iím gonna download it

Just had this real nice girl show me around town
She said she wanted to smoke weed up this lookout so I brought joints but we just talked and I smoked weed but I donít even think she smokes
We looked at the stars and shit she showed me Mars and Venus and I showed her the southern cross and the Big Dipper
Reckon she already knew them though and she was just being nice ahaha

Then we went to marina and she showed me this navy ship that her parents salvaged or something itís like this big centerpiece of this park they got here

Drove past like six good spots
Rockys got spots
I think I was supposed to kiss her but I tried to be nice about it sheís a fucking kid though sheís 22
Iím the biggest bitch sometimes, deadset
She said she would be keen to do something tomorrow though so thereís that
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Re: tinder
« Reply #2611 on: August 17, 2021, 07:59:20 AM »
Thatís a good app!
I hope that guy got a million dollars for that shit
Iím gonna download it

Just had this real nice girl show me around town
She said she wanted to smoke weed up this lookout so I brought joints but we just talked and I smoked weed but I donít even think she smokes
We looked at the stars and shit she showed me Mars and Venus and I showed her the southern cross and the Big Dipper
Reckon she already knew them though and she was just being nice ahaha

Then we went to marina and she showed me this navy ship that her parents salvaged or something itís like this big centerpiece of this park they got here

Drove past like six good spots
Rockys got spots
I think I was supposed to kiss her but I tried to be nice about it sheís a fucking kid though sheís 22
Iím the biggest bitch sometimes, deadset
She said she would be keen to do something tomorrow though so thereís that

Sounds like a pleasant date

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2612 on: August 17, 2021, 05:49:24 PM »
That’s a good app!
I hope that guy got a million dollars for that shit
I’m gonna download it

Just had this real nice girl show me around town
She said she wanted to smoke weed up this lookout so I brought joints but we just talked and I smoked weed but I don’t even think she smokes
We looked at the stars and shit she showed me Mars and Venus and I showed her the southern cross and the Big Dipper
Reckon she already knew them though and she was just being nice ahaha

Then we went to marina and she showed me this navy ship that her parents salvaged or something it’s like this big centerpiece of this park they got here

Drove past like six good spots
Rockys got spots
I think I was supposed to kiss her but I tried to be nice about it she’s a fucking kid though she’s 22
I’m the biggest bitch sometimes, deadset
She said she would be keen to do something tomorrow though so there’s that
Yer a bit of a romantic cunt, aren’t ya?
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Re: tinder
« Reply #2613 on: August 18, 2021, 09:17:15 AM »
Mate I get lonely you gotta have that dream hey
Itís gonna happen deadset
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Re: tinder
« Reply #2614 on: August 18, 2021, 04:48:30 PM »
ion really use tinder, but thought of something. tinder but for fights, naturally i looked it up. someone already made that but it was a joke. so i made a real one. let out your frustration on people who want to do the same, great way to spend your weekend.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2615 on: August 18, 2021, 08:59:50 PM »
reminded me of this one experience from tinder


Ok so this chick and I matched, were talking about gorillaz, somehow that got into talking about hanging out, its been years I forgot the exchange exactly. Anyways, I drive 40 mins away to meet her after talking for a couple weeks and I hinted that I was gonna give her some strong johnson.

Probably in my favor that I said that. As soon as I walked up to the doorstep she flung the door open and started making out with me. I'm a pretty awkward guy so that was pretty tight. Girls don't do that usually especially if you're awkward..

Anyways we're making out on the couch and I had smoked a J on the way up so I was pretty struck by the whole thing, basically didn't know how the fuck things escalated so quickly. So push comes to shove and she had ripped my clothes off and hers and started sucking my dick on the couch. Now I'm usually not a picky guy when it comes to head but I really don't think this 19 year old girl had given head before. it was like watching a dog lapping water while trying to get the little piece of dog food at the bottom of the bowl. It wasn't stimulating at all.

Skip to a couple hours later after we were done she leaned up against me and said "Now I feel like I'm yours."
Kinda weirded out by that sentiment but I went up there one more time a couple weeks later and stayed there for all of 15 minutes. Felt a weird obsessive creepypasta type vibe coming from her so I got up out of there. Broke it off with her and a few months later she felt the need to text me about her and her new flame moving to Wyoming lol
Now that I think about it I might have taken her virginity and she just didn't tell me about it. Or maybe she was just a really weird person.

That was my last interaction on Tinder. I deleted the app permanently and met my current girlfriend of over 4 years a few months after that. Fuck Tinder lol

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2616 on: August 19, 2021, 09:56:15 PM »
your bad time sounds so much better than the ones that have gone ok for me

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2617 on: August 19, 2021, 10:28:11 PM »
Yeah for sure, if the initial meeting is at yours or theirs youíre defz gonna bang

Thereís some freaks on there I met this chick on there years ago and she liked getting facefucked it was crazy

Itís weird though itís hard to go from that, my favourite is just getting a blowjob and they use their hands, less work lmao

The bro had this 18 year old that liked to do cocaine so like once a month heíd rent a room in town grab a ball and just destroy her, I saw the videos it was mad
Itís easier to bang the ones into drugs but itís also pretty seedy when you think about it
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Re: tinder.
« Reply #2618 on: August 20, 2021, 03:20:55 PM »
Iíve been slaying hoes on plenty of those apps but itís like this with pussy if itís too easy thereís just something wrong there, thereís no challenge to me and if Iím trying to bang some random I would at least like to if I could repeat the same encounter again. Personality goes longer than weight, I like a bitch who can cook me a full meal suck my balls and let me spunk on her tits. lol

Some bitches are just stupid and want a free meal which Iíve been like Willie D nah get your own meal or order from the fuck side of the menu as Iím not trying hear no bullshit.

Also if they reveal too much then itís better to duck the fuck outta there, as your parents have said itís easier to find trouble then to get out of it.
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Re: tinder
« Reply #2619 on: August 20, 2021, 03:22:39 PM »
Yeah for sure, if the initial meeting is at yours or theirs youíre defz gonna bang

Thereís some freaks on there I met this chick on there years ago and she liked getting facefucked it was crazy

Itís weird though itís hard to go from that, my favourite is just getting a blowjob and they use their hands, less work lmao

The bro had this 18 year old that liked to do cocaine so like once a month heíd rent a room in town grab a ball and just destroy her, I saw the videos it was mad
Itís easier to bang the ones into drugs but itís also pretty seedy when you think about it
Yeah man Iím too wholesome to get down like that Iíd rather get a blower and bounce.
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Re: tinder
« Reply #2620 on: November 15, 2022, 08:25:36 AM »
cool.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2621 on: November 15, 2022, 12:13:57 PM »
This fucking thread makes me jealous as fuck and want to kill myself but I just canít look away.
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Re: tinder
« Reply #2622 on: November 15, 2022, 12:24:05 PM »
Way too old for this shit, but you guys have it easy

My ďgameĒ is no game. Just be yourself even if youíre a dork. Itíll work out. If not, fuck it, youíre probably better off. Trust me.
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Re: tinder
« Reply #2623 on: November 15, 2022, 08:40:50 PM »
lost my virginity during my freshman year of college because of a girl i met on tinder. I met up with her once, hooked up, and she stopped replying to my messages. then sophmore year rolls around and she approaches me at a house show and then next thing you know i'm in one of the most toxic situationships ever. moral of the story don't be like me. hit it and quit it. don't look back unless she really relationship material.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2624 on: November 15, 2022, 08:45:50 PM »
I met up with some chick from tinder in September and she tried taking me to a party with her friends. After we got there and there wasn't any party, her friend calls up her bf to hang with us. Her bf arrives and he's in his late twenties at least. I'm 19 turning twenty next week and these girls claimed to be 18 so I thought that shit was mad weird... Well, he gets there and then informs me that these chicks are underage, except for the one he was dating who supposedly wasn't. Boy am I glad he did that. I left, blocked her, and I report her profile whenever I see it floating around in the tinder-verse.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2625 on: November 17, 2022, 10:56:07 AM »
I met up with some chick from tinder in September and she tried taking me to a party with her friends. After we got there and there wasn't any party, her friend calls up her bf to hang with us. Her bf arrives and he's in his late twenties at least. I'm 19 turning twenty next week and these girls claimed to be 18 so I thought that shit was mad weird... Well, he gets there and then informs me that these chicks are underage, except for the one he was dating who supposedly wasn't. Boy am I glad he did that. I left, blocked her, and I report her profile whenever I see it floating around in the tinder-verse.

So funny that ďlate 20sĒ is considered old

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2626 on: November 17, 2022, 02:52:54 PM »
My ďgameĒ is no game. Just be yourself even if youíre a dork. Itíll work out. If not, fuck it, youíre probably better off. Trust me.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2627 on: November 17, 2022, 02:59:49 PM »
tinder never happens for me, but im on there. Last night i start a chat around 12:30 at night bout to go to bed and this girl invites me to have a drink in any dive bar (we live near enough each other). It was cold but i biked out, found a karaoke spot and she came down with a little hairless dog qith the qorst attitude in the world. We went back to her place when the bar closed and she raced through the internet like ahe was on speed ahowing me stuff, lying in her kingsized bed with now 3 hairless dogs, yapping away. The place was a huge artist loft, pretty baller, lot of drugs and late nights by the look of it. I left at 6am cause i had a 4 h zoom conference at noon. Didn't even make out, it was a great date.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2628 on: November 22, 2022, 10:22:07 PM »
I'm about 2 weeks into tinder and other apps and I have to ask, do these not feel obvious to be the worst thing possible for mental health?  I mean just the crudness swiping left one after one after one its wild. I'm stacking matches but I still think you're all insane

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2629 on: November 23, 2022, 10:07:28 AM »
No so what you do is you buy the boost the 5 or so package. This is if you have a new profile if you have an older one delete it now. Then you make a new account with good photos and no group photos. Donít swipe yet at all. No swiping yet. Then you boost. Boost at a time youíd think girls are swiping. Either night time after work or lunch time during a week day. Then wait til the boost ends and see how many likes you have. If itís 10+ then make the distance settings the lowest possible. Basically so itís only a mile. Look at your tinder stack and see if the first girl is 5 or more miles away. If she is then she swiped right on you and the next few girls who popped up most likely swiped right on you too. Also never have a profile up for longer than a week and donít swipe so much. This messes with your score which will cause tinder to not show you to women. And your first message should never be youíre hot sexy beautiful gorgeous or whatever.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2630 on: November 23, 2022, 03:04:08 PM »
I'm about 2 weeks into tinder and other apps and I have to ask, do these not feel obvious to be the worst thing possible for mental health?  I mean just the crudness swiping left one after one after one its wild. I'm stacking matches but I still think you're all insane

Yes, my initial reaction was also horror. But as you swipe away at your values and ideals over the coming months, what was once cause for dismay will turn into a predictable and rewarding system of consumer-based gratification. Part of you may continue to have misgivings at the idea that becoming an objectively worse person enables you to live a more satisfactory and happy life, and what that says about humanity and our established social order. Thas okay.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2631 on: November 24, 2022, 01:00:55 AM »
I've had loads of sexy times using Feeld. Do people still use OkC? Met loads of cool people from there years ago

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2632 on: November 24, 2022, 09:07:12 AM »
I've had loads of sexy times using Feeld. Do people still use OkC? Met loads of cool people from there years ago
Iíve got OKC. No bites. Never heard of Feeld though. I love failing on new platforms.
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Re: tinder
« Reply #2633 on: November 27, 2022, 11:55:19 AM »
This a stoked but not stoked on post:

Matched with a chick who is an on air personality for a TV channel that I'm a pretty big fan of, but she hasn't messaged me yet and I have a feeling that I won't get a message from her. (It is Bumble not Tinder, so she has to message first.)

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2634 on: November 27, 2022, 08:13:12 PM »
Iím trying so hard guys. I donít think there is any woman that would want me. Shitís crazy. Luckily for me Iím an S class masturbator.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2635 on: November 27, 2022, 08:56:19 PM »
Lazy to start a new topic, anyone know good ways to find a female interested in a threesome? Does tinder work for this? I never used it. I'm guessing the answer is discord groups and shit like that.
My girl said she's into it so I'm rushing to make it happen before she changes her mind.

Good chance the opportunity will pass just because it's too complicated so at least let me brag about it.

Iím trying so hard guys. I donít think there is any woman that would want me. Shitís crazy. Luckily for me Iím an S class masturbator.
Relationships are overrated, porn rocks.

But if you still want a girl I'd say just hit the gym, superficial times call for superficial measures.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2636 on: November 27, 2022, 11:32:06 PM »
Lazy to start a new topic, anyone know good ways to find a female interested in a threesome? Does tinder work for this? I never used it. I'm guessing the answer is discord groups and shit like that.
My girl said she's into it so I'm rushing to make it happen before she changes her mind.

Good chance the opportunity will pass just because it's too complicated so at least let me brag about it.

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Iím trying so hard guys. I donít think there is any woman that would want me. Shitís crazy. Luckily for me Iím an S class masturbator.
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Relationships are overrated, porn rocks.

But if you still want a girl I'd say just hit the gym, superficial times call for superficial measures.

I recall seeing a lot of people looking for a third on tinder and that gross fetlife site had a lot of people setting up stuff like that when I was a degenerate fiend lurking there. It comes with a lot of drama usually though so be careful. That situation almost randomly fell into my lap this weekend but one of the girls got way too drunk. Ah well. It was my woman's idea and wanted to invite her friend who was down but I probably would have done something wrong and gotten in trouble...

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2637 on: November 28, 2022, 05:49:13 AM »
Lazy to start a new topic, anyone know good ways to find a female interested in a threesome? Does tinder work for this? I never used it. I'm guessing the answer is discord groups and shit like that.
My girl said she's into it so I'm rushing to make it happen before she changes her mind.

Good chance the opportunity will pass just because it's too complicated so at least let me brag about it.

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Iím trying so hard guys. I donít think there is any woman that would want me. Shitís crazy. Luckily for me Iím an S class masturbator.
[close]
Relationships are overrated, porn rocks.

But if you still want a girl I'd say just hit the gym, superficial times call for superficial measures.

That Feeld app mentioned by someone else above seems to be exactly for this

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2638 on: November 28, 2022, 01:16:48 PM »
Many thanks

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Lazy to start a new topic, anyone know good ways to find a female interested in a threesome? Does tinder work for this? I never used it. I'm guessing the answer is discord groups and shit like that.
My girl said she's into it so I'm rushing to make it happen before she changes her mind.

Good chance the opportunity will pass just because it's too complicated so at least let me brag about it.

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Iím trying so hard guys. I donít think there is any woman that would want me. Shitís crazy. Luckily for me Iím an S class masturbator.
[close]
Relationships are overrated, porn rocks.

But if you still want a girl I'd say just hit the gym, superficial times call for superficial measures.
[close]

I recall seeing a lot of people looking for a third on tinder and that gross fetlife site had a lot of people setting up stuff like that when I was a degenerate fiend lurking there. It comes with a lot of drama usually though so be careful. That situation almost randomly fell into my lap this weekend but one of the girls got way too drunk. Ah well. It was my woman's idea and wanted to invite her friend who was down but I probably would have done something wrong and gotten in trouble...

I can imagine, it's not like I'm a married dad so it's worth the risk. Fuck it.

Funny that it all started with me telling a dream that gave her the courage to say she's interested in women and I replied with 'damn me too'

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2639 on: November 29, 2022, 04:55:00 AM »
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Lazy to start a new topic, anyone know good ways to find a female interested in a threesome? Does tinder work for this? I never used it. I'm guessing the answer is discord groups and shit like that.
My girl said she's into it so I'm rushing to make it happen before she changes her mind.

Good chance the opportunity will pass just because it's too complicated so at least let me brag about it.

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Iím trying so hard guys. I donít think there is any woman that would want me. Shitís crazy. Luckily for me Iím an S class masturbator.
[close]
Relationships are overrated, porn rocks.

But if you still want a girl I'd say just hit the gym, superficial times call for superficial measures.
[close]

That Feeld app mentioned by someone else above seems to be exactly for this

feeld is way better than tinder if you
-look for dtf people
-live in a big city because there aren't too many people on it