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Here are my wild experiences of online dating over the years. I hope it helps some of you.
1. OKC. Didn't go anywhere after 1 date. Didn't look like her pictures. Tried to kiss me in the parking lot but I said bye and quit online dating for a year and half.
2. OKC. Met a smart, troubled Chinese girl. Got married, had a kid, got divorced, she moved across the country and I got most of the custody because of that. Long story.
3. Tinder. A Colombian who was visiting the city so it was implied this was a hookup. I had a lot of anxiety about meeting her and we met in a quiet restaurant eating pho with no booze. Afterward we went to a jazz club and I drank a lot to calm the nerves. We slept together a few times and she wanted me to choke her a bit which isn't my thing but I dabbled. She came back to USA a couple months later and accidentally brought a chocolate bar with shrooms in it on an international flight. We split it and I felt it way more than I thought I would. She was on her period so she gave me head 3 times instead of having sex.
4. Hinge. A couple dates with a Mexican girl who told me on our first date she stole a car in Mexico and got arrested for it. She lived too far away and always wanted me to hang out with her extended family when we had only dated once. We agreed it wouldn't work.
5. Tinder. Another Chinese "girl" attempted to scam me with a pig butchering forex scam. I was lonely and depressed but I'm not greedy or that desperate and got away with just a funny story. It's an entire industry ran by the chinese mafia out of vietnam and they have training manuals and 24/7 call center offices.
6. Tinder. I started dating a Thai absolute freak but we both were living with our parents at the time so had to bang mostly in cars. Our second date we got drugged at a bar and were both puking outside her house. Every time I picked her up I had to see my puke stain on her driveway. For a few reasons I decided I was over it after 2-3 months and she got like suicidal and asked me to give her some of my xanax prescription to cope. It was wild.
7. Hinge. Dating an American girl and it's going well.
I have enjoyed every bit of this roller coaster and knight thee with a gnar, sir
i enjoyed reading this list so here's mine
1- feeld. matched with an italian girl. she opened the convo with "i'm working at home, looking for a snack for the afternoon. You're up for it ?" she opened her door in a summer dress with nothing under. we saw each others a few times, she told me that she was getting feel guys like me on the regular and that the day i met her in the afternoon, another guy came to fuck her after i was gone. She had an MMF fantasy and i was kinda down for it but it didn't happen. It was cool and she was gorgeous but i cut it because i could feel how she was starving for feelings and bonding, this lonely italian girl in Paris.
2- tinder. french (i live in paris btw) chick proposed some wine down my house, i was like ok, we chatted for a little bit, she was interested to see my posters collection so i took her home, i think it was late already. she was looking at things at my place, i left her for two minutes to do something and when i returned she had stripped to her underwear. She was gone before i woke up the morning after. I saw her again a couple times but cut it because she was too depressed and desperate.
3- tinder. french girl i randomly hooked up with and chatted with for a long time, which usually ends up in never meeting, although we eventually did meet, she looked like a very regular girl, nothing crazy. we went to a random bar, had a good convo and drank a lot of wine, like 3 bottles just the two of us. After we drunkenly kissed at the bar i told her "wanna go back to my place ? i got drugs and alcohool" (i was joking, i didn't mean to take drugs in the middle of the week, and i hardly ever do any) she replied with "lets rather go back to mine, its closer" i was like allright let's go, we go back to her place which was 2 minutes away, she puts on some godart movie and reach to a box, which was full of cocaine. she starts doing rails and watches the movie while i strip her naked. I realized i had no condoms and neither did she, so i had to get back down in the street, and i bought three condoms from an african prositute who was hanging with her friends nearby. We had amazing drunk/drugged out sex (i didnt touch the cocaine but she probably sniffed more than 1 gram over the night) at one point i messed up and fucked her in the ass and she was like "its allright go on" we went to sleep at like 4 in the morning, she took one last rail before going to bed. Her alarm rang at 7am and she woke up fresh like a flower and went to work. We saw each others once more and that was it. I miss this crazy girl
4- Tinder. matched with a girl who had blurry pictures. the chat wasn't very interesting but at some point she goes "you know i think we met up before, completely drunk at a party" and i remember this girl who took me home and banged after which i just quit and got back to my place. we set up for a drink the same evening, had drinks, she got me back to her place, jumped me the minute she sat me on her couch. We started to see each other regularly after that, a good sexfriends relationship.
5- Fruitz. met a recently divorced girl, my age. she came up to my place on a rainy day and started kissing me in the entrance of my building. We fucked almost immediately, she was wild. She was really sad about her breakup, but very willing to have her brains fucked out to forget about hit. I saw her a couple more times before i decided to start a couple with another girl. I miss her.
6- Fruitz. Matched with a girl late in the evening while i was having drinks at some bar. She invited me to her place. It was rainy and i was biking, i managed to crash myself on the road before arriving to her place. It was a hard crash but i just had some bruises. She was a little fat, and wasn't really pretty, but the sex was amazing. i saw her a couple times more, and still message her times to times to see if she'd be down for another time. She travels a lot and i'm not very available, but i hope it happens one of these days.
of course these experiences are intertwined with a lot of endless messaging trying to fish for nudes, boring meetups for drinks that never went anywhere and leaves you with a void feeling and bad experiences in the bed, sometimes i couldn't even get it up. I should add that i'm really scared of catching diseases eventhough i always wear condoms, so these experiences almost always leave me with some anxiety. Still, it was fun and although i've been in a couple for 3 years now, i miss these adventures every now and then.
Also girls rarely discuss their tinder experiences openly, but some of these girls i met told me about theirs and they were wilder than what i could phantasise for myself. One would pick strangers in the streets and bring them home under some weird reason just to fuck them, the italian would get 10 feeld guys a week in her bed, when guys want sex it's a grind, when girls want straight up sex on an app it's a candy shop.