Andrew Reynolds should write a book...

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

...on staying healthy as an aging skateboarder. People always talk about his routines and diet, which for the most part seem pretty simple: fruit, ice baths, and unrelated abstinence from alcohol and drugs. Maybe it is that simple, but if there is more to it, I would but that book in a second. Would anybody else?

[Mundungus]

...on staying healthy as an aging skateboarder. People always talk about his routines and diet, which for the most part seem pretty simple: fruit, ice baths, and unrelated abstinence from alcohol and drugs. Maybe it is that simple, but if there is more to it, I would but that book in a second. Would anybody else?

Abstinence from drugs and alcohol seems a pretty important part of staying healthy as an aging whatever.  I would definitely buy that book

[shark tits]

and not skating tranny. only meth ages you faster than tranny.

[doublesteveburger]

if only duane could keep a steady hand long enough to write a book on how to survive fifty years loaded on anything and everything, I'd read that book first.

but yes, Andrew should definitely write a book.

[shark tits]

if only duane could keep a steady hand long enough to write a book on how to survive fifty years loaded on anything and everything, I'd read that book first.

but yes, Andrew should definitely write a book.

the ancient pederast william burroughs wrote a book about that and even though it was 'junk science' he believed that the cycle of becoming dependent on a substance and w/drawing becoming independent of it over and over replenished your cells. so basically, do dope, kick dope, fuck little boys in mexico and write about it and you'll be an octogenarian some day. 50 is nothing, gg was like 42 when he shit the bed.

[spungo]

Stretch, keep your nose clean, eat right, and yeah bathe in ice or epsom salt. nothing better than epsom salt bath when you're sore.  draws out the lactic acid

[doublesteveburger]

I wish gg would have lived long enough to kill himself on stage like he had promised.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

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if only duane could keep a steady hand long enough to write a book on how to survive fifty years loaded on anything and everything, I'd read that book first.

but yes, Andrew should definitely write a book.

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the ancient pederast william burroughs wrote a book about that and even though it was 'junk science' he believed that the cycle of becoming dependent on a substance and w/drawing becoming independent of it over and over replenished your cells. so basically, do dope, kick dope, fuck little boys in mexico and write about it and you'll be an octogenarian some day. 50 is nothing, gg was like 42 when he shit the bed.

When did Burroughs fuck little boys in Mexico? He shot his wife in the face and killed her in Mexico, then snuck out of the country to avoid arrest, but I don't think he fucked little boys.

[Conan]

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if only duane could keep a steady hand long enough to write a book on how to survive fifty years loaded on anything and everything, I'd read that book first.

but yes, Andrew should definitely write a book.

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the ancient pederast william burroughs wrote a book about that and even though it was 'junk science' he believed that the cycle of becoming dependent on a substance and w/drawing becoming independent of it over and over replenished your cells. so basically, do dope, kick dope, fuck little boys in mexico and write about it and you'll be an octogenarian some day. 50 is nothing, gg was like 42 when he shit the bed.

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When did Burroughs fuck little boys in Mexico? He shot his wife in the face and killed her in Mexico, then snuck out of the country to avoid arrest, but I don't think he fucked little boys.

Teenage boys, refers to it in Junkie if my memory serves me correct.

[iwishilivedinfinla]

i'd rather read fred gall's book about how to be a piece of shit

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

i'd rather read fred gall's book about how to be a piece of shit

how to be a piece of shit lesson #1: never write, read, or have anything to do with books.

[ChronicBluntSlider]

Yeah, it was in Junkie. Burroughs fucked boys in the Big Easy too. I imagine that Andrew only knows a small amount of what has been published in other similar books.

[andocom]

I guess there might be some insight the boss could provide regarding skateboarding specific stretching or something but generally I would probably look to books by actual sports physios, dieticians, high performance trainers & doctors etc, you know the PHDs and MDs who have spent their professional lives studying / practising the field.

[Fenzadill]

Yeah, it was in Junkie. Burroughs fucked boys in the Big Easy too. I imagine that Andrew only knows a small amount of what has been published in other similar books.

Fucking boys is a regular fixture in Burroughs' writing.

[galaxies]

would not suprise me one bit if the boss uses substances that in other sports would be considered "steroids". not that i have any proof but... realistically...

[GAY]

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Yeah, it was in Junkie. Burroughs fucked boys in the Big Easy too. I imagine that Andrew only knows a small amount of what has been published in other similar books.

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Fucking boys is a regular fixture in Burroughs' writing.

I wish I could say I was one of the boys that Burroughs fucked...I'd get so much street cred and possibly even sponsorship on Deatwish or Happy Hour.

[gnidraobetaks]

the novel contains such tales as his childhood alligator fetish, heath kirchart's use of nipple tassles, OCD, his acting career, his pickle obsession and more...

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

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Yeah, it was in Junkie. Burroughs fucked boys in the Big Easy too. I imagine that Andrew only knows a small amount of what has been published in other similar books.

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Fucking boys is a regular fixture in Burroughs' writing.

I never took "boys" to necessarily mean children, though admittedly most of the stuff I have read of his I have had a dream-like understanding of, never sure what's real or related to what. Kinda living the junkie perspective as I read. Though the only long piece of his I've ever read was Naked Lunch

[D. Bag]

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Yeah, it was in Junkie. Burroughs fucked boys in the Big Easy too. I imagine that Andrew only knows a small amount of what has been published in other similar books.

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Fucking boys is a regular fixture in Burroughs' writing.

As is the occasional mention of rectal mucus.

[stevedave]

great skateboarder.  doubt his literary prowess compares to his skating. 

[lk130]

He is in a few books

[dillanharp]

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Yeah, it was in Junkie. Burroughs fucked boys in the Big Easy too. I imagine that Andrew only knows a small amount of what has been published in other similar books.

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Fucking boys is a regular fixture in Burroughs' writing.

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I never took "boys" to necessarily mean children, though admittedly most of the stuff I have read of his I have had a dream-like understanding of, never sure what's real or related to what. Kinda living the junkie perspective as I read. Though the only long piece of his I've ever read was Naked Lunch

[Cooner66]

id be more hyped to hear stories of the piss drunx days than how to stretch are you fuckin kiddin me haha.. although i doubt he could recall most of that shit

[poowizard]

the novel contains such tales as his childhood alligator fetish, heath kirchart's use of nipple tassles, OCD, his acting career, his pickle obsession and more...

Proper. Would Buy.

[360 frip]

I can't believe Reynolds was fucking little boys in Mexico.

Although, he was fooling around with that orangutan.

First the filmer,  now this.  Disgusting.

[venmare]

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