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Jason Ellis is a douche?
« on: March 06, 2014, 05:05:29 AM »
Was listening to Opie and Anthony last night and they start talking about some radio guy named Jason Ellis who they helped out years ago and who went on some radio show the other day talking shit on them. The name sounded familiar and Anthony said something about how the guy's super old but thinks he's all extreme, and something about how his gray hair is falling out on his skateboard, and I'm like, oh shit, I vaguely remember that guy. So basically Jason Ellis has a radio show and sounds like a douche.



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Re: Jason Ellis is a douche?
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2014, 05:33:47 AM »
I grew up close to where  Jason came from and would say that he is a riddle wrapped in an enigma. At times he could be the biggest douche and at other times he was an affable human being. Many people have their own version of him and there are a lot of stories that would contribute to their reasoning. I had my run ins with him but for the most part I can say that I don't hold anything against him and think that everyone has a right to their opinion.

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Re: Jason Ellis is a douche?
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2014, 05:48:21 AM »
Was listening to Opie and Anthony last night and they start talking about some radio guy named Jason Ellis who they helped out years ago and who went on some radio show the other day talking shit on them. The name sounded familiar and Anthony said something about how the guy's super old but thinks he's all extreme, and something about how his gray hair is falling out on his skateboard, and I'm like, oh shit, I vaguely remember that guy. So basically Jason Ellis has a radio show and sounds like a douche.



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They basically backed the dude and gave him a platform for his shitty show when he started, then he said he was better than them or whatever. They had him in studio a few years ago and he's fucking awful. His whole "EXTREME!!" shtick with his metal mulisha MMA bullshit is embarrassing. His show is awful and he claims he's "just starting and already has a huge audience" yet he's had a show for like 10 years.
whatever, dude's a kook

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Re: Jason Ellis is a douche?
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2014, 06:16:32 AM »
I grew up close to where? ? Jason came from and would say that he is a riddle wrapped in an enigma. At times he could be the biggest douche and at other times he was an affable human being. Many people have their own version of him and there are a lot of stories that would contribute to their reasoning. I had my run ins with him but for the most part I can say that I don't hold anything against him and think that everyone has a right to their opinion.

I had a couple of pissed up nights out with him in Germany in the nineties, he was funny, and undoubtedly quite the douche but then everyone was then.
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Re: Jason Ellis is a douche?
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2014, 07:00:17 AM »
Jason Ellis is most definitely a douche. But I do like his radio show. He can be super funny and his show is interesting, you just have to get past the douchiness and understand his humor and style.

His radio show is on the SiriusXM Faction channel, and I used to hate him because I wanted to listen to the music rather than a radio show on my drive home. But after a while I started liking him. And I'll tune into him whenever he's on. He's on like 4-5 hours in the middle of the day every day so its kind of hard to miss.

Yes, he's a douche in a lot of cases. But I'm down with Ellis.

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Re: Jason Ellis is a douche?
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2014, 07:02:03 AM »
a little bit







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Re: Jason Ellis is a douche?
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2014, 07:55:12 AM »

This guy? Noooooo

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Re: Jason Ellis is a douche?
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2014, 08:32:37 AM »
I don't know why anyone would listen to his horrible fucking show when you could listen to Howard Stern instead.

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Re: Jason Ellis is a douche?
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2014, 08:57:11 AM »
I don't know why anyone would listen to his horrible fucking show when you could listen to Howard Stern instead.

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Re: Jason Ellis is a douche?
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2014, 09:03:50 AM »
He ate the heart of a shark.

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Re: Jason Ellis is a douche?
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2014, 09:17:46 AM »
I don't know why anyone would listen to his horrible fucking show when you could listen to Howard Stern O&A instead.

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Re: Jason Ellis is a douche?
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2014, 09:43:45 AM »
holy shit that book cover....."get fit, get laid"??
I never, ever thought we'd have guys like that coming out of skating. Pure jock. then again he's Australian so...
(no offense to Ozzies, but in my experience they're the most sport-orientated people I've ever seen)

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Re: Jason Ellis is a douche?
« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2014, 09:47:20 AM »
Howard Stern is so much better but when he's not on I'll listen to Ellis

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Re: Jason Ellis is a douche?
« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2014, 09:54:34 AM »


this was radio gold, i almost fell out of my seat laughing. but yea this guy is a mega douche and O&A are terrible.
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Re: Jason Ellis is a douche?
« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2014, 10:06:24 AM »
I've got to catch his show a few times before in other peoples cars and its not all bad from what I heard. I really liked Opie and Anthony like ten years ago when they were on FM. I know they were real close and always had Louis Ck, Patrice O'Neil and Jim Norton on the show. But for as much as Jason Ellis seems like a douch, I've bet he has an equally awesome side to him. I don't know how much he lays it on while on-air, but he does seem like he is always down to do fun shit.

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Re: Jason Ellis is a douche?
« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2014, 10:26:48 AM »
I've listened to his show a couple times and it was entertaining. I don't have satellite radio, but the ones I listened to were pretty funny and filled with some rad old skate trip stories of touring with Tony Hawk and Cab and all those guys, which I found pretty interesting. He is definitely a pretty chongo guy, and is always talking about RDS and Red Dragon, but I think he kinda plays up the douche for his role on the radio.

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Re: Jason Ellis is a douche?
« Reply #19 on: March 06, 2014, 10:37:53 AM »

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Re: Jason Ellis is a douche?
« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2014, 11:04:32 AM »


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He ate the heart of a shark.
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That video is hilarious in the fact that the flyer right above it is sponsored by PETA

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Re: Jason Ellis is a douche?
« Reply #21 on: March 06, 2014, 11:25:06 AM »
Im an O&A fan, cool to see them come up on slap. Ellis is lame.

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Re: Jason Ellis is a douche?
« Reply #22 on: March 06, 2014, 11:28:13 AM »
ellis got his issues honestly. by his dad making him suck his dick.

So, though he may be a douche in fact, it's tough for me to hate on him. if anything i think of how rad he could've been if he grew up without being sexually abused as a child. that shit is no laughing matter and i feel like going through that type of shit and not killing yourself or others is pretty much a pass to kook it as hard as you want without reprimand. douche on you crazy diamond.

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Re: Jason Ellis is a douche?
« Reply #23 on: March 06, 2014, 11:28:34 AM »
I would have gloryhole sex with him, but it's something I'd be quite embarrassed of later...and to clarify, I'd be embarrassed that it was with him, not that it was through a gloryhole.

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Re: Jason Ellis is a douche?
« Reply #24 on: March 06, 2014, 11:33:38 AM »
ellis got his issues honestly. by his dad making him suck his dick.

So, though he may be a douche in fact, it's tough for me to hate on him. if anything i think of how rad he could've been if he grew up without being sexually abused as a child. that shit is no laughing matter and i feel like going through that type of shit and not killing yourself or others is pretty much a pass to kook it as hard as you want without reprimand. douche on you crazy diamond.

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Is this in his book? I heard crazy stories when I was younger but never directly from Ellis.

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Re: Jason Ellis is a douche?
« Reply #25 on: March 06, 2014, 11:33:52 AM »
That video is hilarious in the fact that the flyer right above it is sponsored by PETA
I'm pretty sure that was the joke.

Every tuesday I listen to Tony Hawk's Demolition Radio at 7pm which comes on immediately after Jason Ellis's show. Well sometimes Jason's show runs a little late, like until 7:05 or whatever. Well let me tell you, those 5 minutes I have to listen to Jason's shitty show can be infuriating.
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Re: Jason Ellis is a douche?
« Reply #26 on: March 06, 2014, 12:02:58 PM »
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ellis got his issues honestly. by his dad making him suck his dick.

So, though he may be a douche in fact, it's tough for me to hate on him. if anything i think of how rad he could've been if he grew up without being sexually abused as a child. that shit is no laughing matter and i feel like going through that type of shit and not killing yourself or others is pretty much a pass to kook it as hard as you want without reprimand. douche on you crazy diamond.

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Is this in his book? I heard crazy stories when I was younger but never directly from Ellis.

it was either his book or in some crazy interview. maybe the stern one? it was a few years ago, but he definitely directly stated that that was why he grew up so fucked in the head. i felt so sorry for him and then kind of admired him for dealing with it by being as awesome as he could (which sometimes wasn't so much, but you get my drift).

edit: it was stern. here ya go: @ 3:00



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Quote from: The Gipper

Classic keyboard skate champion talk right there.

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Re: Jason Ellis is a douche?
« Reply #27 on: March 06, 2014, 01:06:00 PM »
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ellis got his issues honestly. by his dad making him suck his dick.

So, though he may be a douche in fact, it's tough for me to hate on him. if anything i think of how rad he could've been if he grew up without being sexually abused as a child. that shit is no laughing matter and i feel like going through that type of shit and not killing yourself or others is pretty much a pass to kook it as hard as you want without reprimand. douche on you crazy diamond.

K
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Is this in his book? I heard crazy stories when I was younger but never directly from Ellis.
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it was either his book or in some crazy interview. maybe the stern one? it was a few years ago, but he definitely directly stated that that was why he grew up so fucked in the head. i felt so sorry for him and then kind of admired him for dealing with it by being as awesome as he could (which sometimes wasn't so much, but you get my drift).

edit: it was stern. here ya go: @ 3:00



K
Ok, so this goes a long way to explaining some of the stories I heard. Gnarly shit.

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Re: Jason Ellis is a douche?
« Reply #28 on: March 06, 2014, 01:54:30 PM »
O&A fans on Slap unite!!!

a side note - i have zero respect for someone who murders animals for amusement, ellis is a fucking faggot - I don't care what happened it him as a kid. that washed up vert jock deserves nothing.

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Re: Jason Ellis is a douche?
« Reply #29 on: March 06, 2014, 02:42:59 PM »
O&A are terrible.

They really are.  Opie is a bore and Anthony is just an asshole, but in the least funny or endearing way.