do you guys cum before or after a session

[SneakySecrets]

I call it “making soap” because I don’t like the c-word.   

[Francis Xavier]

I call it “making soap” because I don’t like the c-word.   

Lathering up on the reg

[pugmaster]

I call it “making soap” because I don’t like the c-word.   

I don't have any issue saying the c word, but when I go to bathrooms that have motion activated soap dispensers I do pretend to give a ghost a hand job with one hand, tickle their balls with my other hand, and then turn that hand over to catch the  c word. The amount of time I jerk the ghost off depends. If it is a single bathroom I take my time. If it's a shared bathroom I jerk the ghost off fast so that I don't get caught.

[Mesteezo]

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I call it “making soap” because I don’t like the c-word.   

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I don't have any issue saying the c word, but when I go to bathrooms that have motion activated soap dispensers I do pretend to give a ghost a hand job with one hand, tickle their balls with my other hand, and then turn that hand over to catch the  c word. The amount of time I jerk the ghost off depends. If it is a single bathroom I take my time. If it's a shared bathroom I jerk the ghost off fast so that I don't get caught.

You earned a hard giggle from me. Now I’m forever going to be seeing Caspers wang n nut at the c word dispenser.

[SneakySecrets]

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I call it “making soap” because I don’t like the c-word.   

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I don't have any issue saying the c word, but when I go to bathrooms that have motion activated soap dispensers I do pretend to give a ghost a hand job with one hand, tickle their balls with my other hand, and then turn that hand over to catch the  c word. The amount of time I jerk the ghost off depends. If it is a single bathroom I take my time. If it's a shared bathroom I jerk the ghost off fast so that I don't get caught.

I’m just fucking around... I got that from some shit I heard like 24 years ago.  I was raised Catholic as a kid and was once sent to this really weird 2 day retreat/revival/whatever it’s called with a bunch of really intense, hardcore religious people.  Anyways, amongst the believers was this one group of weirdos that were taking turns doing this public admittance about the fact that they jerk of, haha. 

The thing about it was that they’d censor themselves and swap in “make soap” instead of having to say “masterbate” or “jerk of” or whatever,  (As in I made soap 17 times this week and twice this morning).  I found that so fucking weird that it permanently burned itself into my brain.

[DJPhantasmagloria]

I practice semen retention so never.