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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #750 on: May 18, 2014, 11:13:07 AM »
That kid has the worst style I've ever seen. I feel bad for him.

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« Reply #751 on: May 18, 2014, 11:21:39 AM »
seems as if every trick he did he was doing for the first time in his life. also one of his sponsors, JSLV, supports gabriel iglesias so fuck this this kid. fuckin hate gabriel iglesias.

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #752 on: May 18, 2014, 11:49:35 AM »
Am I wrong in seeing that he thought he won after Morgan missed his first bigger flip attempt when he went to give him a hug? I was really hoping he thought that, then Morgan went and won, thus crushing the spirits of this lifeless Nick Holt fella.


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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #753 on: May 18, 2014, 11:54:16 AM »
the awkward twist of his nollie heelflips made this kid's nollie bs heelflip almost a thing of beauty...
but then again he didn't land it anyways.

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #754 on: May 18, 2014, 12:08:20 PM »
Haha it looked like it took some restraint from Sewa to not blow that whistle a bit more.  Also was Holt trying to give Morgan the good game handshake without realizing Morgan had another try? I hope Koston goes full 3 ring circus on him.
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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #755 on: May 18, 2014, 12:17:04 PM »
Haha it looked like it took some restraint from Sewa to not blow that whistle a bit more. Also was Holt trying to give Morgan the good game handshake without realizing Morgan had another try? i hope Koston goes full 3 ring circus on him.

I noticed that to. It annoyed the fuck out of me. Like he assumed that morgan was'nt going to land it and that the game was already over. Fuck that gross ass style and tall goofy fucker.
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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #756 on: May 18, 2014, 12:55:05 PM »
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Hahaha this is awesome, the kid with the worst style and tricks beats two of the best pros in this. Hope he just wipes out all the rest and wins the whole thing bumming everybody out
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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #757 on: May 18, 2014, 01:14:03 PM »
Morgan seems like a genuinely super rad dude that was kinda stoked a kid took him out. Nick Holt has zero chance of having a professional career so part of me wants him to go further just so he can say he did it later in life. Better him than Whiney Will.

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #758 on: May 18, 2014, 01:21:48 PM »
I was kinda bummed when he beat PJ but I really hope this kid with terrible style goes on to win the whole thing now.
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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #759 on: May 18, 2014, 01:23:17 PM »
It seems like about half of his tricks bounce on the ground before he even lands on his board.
I can ollie 6 decks why would I want to scrape the ground with my tricks

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #760 on: May 18, 2014, 01:29:11 PM »
I was kinda bummed when he beat PJ but I really hope this kid with terrible style goes on to win the whole thing now.

Hey Frank Gerwer's Nose - what video is the gif by your name from. Is he sawing the tail short so it doesn't hang on the wall when he tailslides the rail? If so that's amazing.

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #761 on: May 18, 2014, 01:33:18 PM »
It was a legit game of skate tho.

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #762 on: May 18, 2014, 02:04:46 PM »
Anybody that thinks a double heelflip is legit can get the FUCK OUT!

Plus, he has the worst style I have ever seen.

KOOK!

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #763 on: May 18, 2014, 02:09:41 PM »
Go gross kid, go!
This guy is the "fuck you" we all deserve for still watching this shit, so my support continues.

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #764 on: May 18, 2014, 02:50:21 PM »
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I was kinda bummed when he beat PJ but I really hope this kid with terrible style goes on to win the whole thing now.
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Hey Frank Gerwer's Nose - what video is the gif by your name from. Is he sawing the tail short so it doesn't hang on the wall when he tailslides the rail? If so that's amazing.

That is BA from Cherry, and that is exactly what that is.  Learn your shit. 

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #765 on: May 18, 2014, 03:30:09 PM »
Anybody that thinks a double heelflip is legit can get the FUCK OUT!

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #766 on: May 18, 2014, 03:58:28 PM »
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Anybody that thinks a double heelflip is legit can get the FUCK OUT!
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Rodney innovated, that Nick Holt kid is just trying hard as shit to win a flat ground contest.

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #767 on: May 18, 2014, 04:01:31 PM »
hearing lil shit talk about circus tricks made me do a double take...

then the kid with the worst style ever beat Morgan and it made me even more cut.
during the interviews i wanted to grab that stupid curly hair and kick the hat of the top of his head.

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« Reply #768 on: May 18, 2014, 06:18:55 PM »
Kid is the Lil b of this fucking event.  Jesus titty fucking christ that sucked. 

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #769 on: May 18, 2014, 06:23:06 PM »
Kid is the Lil b of this fucking event.?  Jesus titty fucking christ that sucked.? 

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« Reply #770 on: May 18, 2014, 06:48:02 PM »
thought it was pretty funny how strict sewa was for those defensive makes.. kinda saw that coming, but it seemed like he was harder on the joe than he was for morgan

I noticed that to. It annoyed the fuck out of me. Like he assumed that morgan was'nt going to land it and that the game was already over. Fuck that gross ass style and tall goofy fucker.
I highly doubt that.  I'm sure he was just caught up in the moment, didn't realize morgan had another try and actually thought he won.  Although it definitely would've been funny as shit if he ended up losing after that

Anybody that thinks a double heelflip is legit can get the FUCK OUT!

Plus, he has the worst style I have ever seen.

KOOK!
i think the way he did the actual trick wasn't very "legit" (I agree his style is kind of ass), but if he popped the shit out of it and caught it all nice I feel like you wouldn't be saying double heels aren't legit in a game of SKATE


Rodney innovated, that Nick Holt kid is just trying hard as shit to win a flat ground contest.
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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #771 on: May 18, 2014, 07:15:52 PM »

Holy shit I'm in full underdog mode now and want him to win. Imagine the outcome of Pros VS Joes was that a kid from Texas with the worst non popped double flips wins. Berra will probably get him killed though.


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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #772 on: May 18, 2014, 07:28:17 PM »
The kids wants 20 grand.

Fuck it.  By any means necessary.  Who cares.  I love the grossness.  Don't think he doesn't know he is not
looking like Kenny Anderson out there

Side note:  his boy that read the rules said he was Mickey whitehouse....aka Miley Cyrus in that Halloween edit.  Dude is super fucking good.
Would like to see them put together an edit out there
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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #773 on: May 18, 2014, 07:51:53 PM »
whenever the recaps are going on I just have this playing in my head

you remember that game Jon Jon? Ah yea man those were days

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« Reply #774 on: May 18, 2014, 08:34:08 PM »
Sewa played a great game and although he's not really my cup of tea skating wise he's got a great attitude towards skateboarding.  That was the best I've seen him skate in one of these things. As many others stated, "lil will" was super salty and I can't imagine anyone watching that will not be super bummed on him.  Morgan smith as always was super cool and looked wayyy better compared to that kid.  Good for him for winning but he's either trying to hard or just has really bad style. 

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #775 on: May 19, 2014, 12:19:41 AM »
The kids wants 20 grand.

Fuck it.  By any means necessary.  Who cares.  I love the grossness.  Don't think he doesn't know he is not
looking like Kenny Anderson out there

Side note:  his boy that read the rules said he was Mickey whitehouse....aka Miley Cyrus in that Halloween edit.  Dude is super fucking good.
Would like to see them put together an edit out there


That would be sick

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #776 on: May 19, 2014, 07:13:54 AM »
Go gross kid, go!
This guy is the "fuck you" we all deserve for still watching this shit, so my support continues.


im totally backing this kid. hes by far the worst looking skater ever in BATB. even pudwill looks graceful compared to him. but the dude has already taken out two champs. hes painful to watch, but i love it!

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #777 on: May 19, 2014, 08:06:38 AM »
Well, that was unexpected...

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #778 on: May 19, 2014, 08:11:44 AM »
Well, that was unexpected...
Never thought i'd see prod get skunked in a game of skate.

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #779 on: May 19, 2014, 08:17:58 AM »
Moose seems like a good dude, glad he won! He was still humble, giving P Rod credit and saying he probably just had a bad day. Touch of class there boys.