Author Topic: hitler madness! (Read 9688 times)

shark tits · « **on:** March 20, 2014, 11:54:23 AM »

basically the thesis of this article is people who call other people are trite and awful and deserve to die in a camp w/ their families. joking about the last part but yeah, it's a pretty unoriginal insult and my gentle comedic posts hardly qualify me as the fuhrer least of all since i ain't german.
http://www.vice.com/read/hitler-madness

Ollie Ringwald · « **Reply #1 on:** March 20, 2014, 12:56:39 PM »

Quote from: hitler shits on March 20, 2014, 11:54:23 AM

i ain't german.

Neither was Hitler.

Alan · « **Reply #2 on:** March 20, 2014, 01:11:23 PM »

The numbers don't lie.

JB · « **Reply #3 on:** March 20, 2014, 01:36:07 PM »

i still like you ~~shark tits~~ hitler shits.

sorry the meanie mods dont.

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #4 on:** March 20, 2014, 04:32:57 PM »

So now you come on hear just to bitch how nobody likes you? poor, poor, hitler shits.

shark tits · « **Reply #5 on:** March 20, 2014, 04:44:12 PM »

not exactly. i seen the article and related it to my situation. like i was dwelling on my SLAP account and what's that word, synchronicity? yeah, i'm on VICE and what do i see? i don't really have a thought on hitler one way or the other. if ya wanted to insult me they should've went w/ ariel sharon or gw bush or obama. someone in my lifetime. i'm a solipsist, i don't even know if there was a hitler.

shark tits · « **Reply #6 on:** March 20, 2014, 05:08:04 PM »

Quote from: Alan on March 20, 2014, 01:11:23 PM

The numbers don't lie.

is that a joke? actually they do lie cause i got up to 900plus posts twice and they mysteriously went down. and my grown up moniker 'shark tits' was changed to schoolyard-ass 'hitler shits'. i'm not a baby, i don't want to belch anymore. i want a boku.

Wizard Fight · « **Reply #7 on:** March 20, 2014, 05:12:18 PM »

Quote from: hitler shits on March 20, 2014, 04:44:12 PM

not exactly. i seen the article and related it to my situation. like i was dwelling on my SLAP account and what's that word, synchronicity? yeah, i'm on VICE and what do i see? i don't really have a thought on hitler one way or the other. if ya wanted to insult me they should've went w/ ariel sharon or gw bush or obama. someone in my lifetime. i'm a solipsist, i don't even know if there was a hitler.

I'm just waiting for you to say that Hitler wasn't racist because he sent white people to concentration camps.

Exposure · « **Reply #8 on:** March 20, 2014, 05:21:34 PM »

Quote from: hitler shits on March 20, 2014, 04:44:12 PM

i don't even know if there was a hitler.

There's no way you're serious

shark tits · « **Reply #9 on:** March 20, 2014, 05:27:25 PM »

Quote from: Wizard Fight on March 20, 2014, 05:12:18 PM

Quote from: hitler shits on March 20, 2014, 04:44:12 PM
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not exactly. i seen the article and related it to my situation. like i was dwelling on my SLAP account and what's that word, synchronicity? yeah, i'm on VICE and what do i see? i don't really have a thought on hitler one way or the other. if ya wanted to insult me they should've went w/ ariel sharon or gw bush or obama. someone in my lifetime. i'm a solipsist, i don't even know if there was a hitler.
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I'm just waiting for you to say that Hitler wasn't racist because he sent white people to concentration camps.

heh, i didn't think of that. maybe you're a closet jew hater? to your other post, most of my posts are halfass sarcastic but i'm glad you caught that. the shit people jump on is whatever but sometimes i drop some gems that get overlooked. i'm kinda stuck w/ 'hitler shits' so it's hard to be serious and say meaningful stuff. i was being a sweetheart on the 'dead phelps' thread and got lambasted.

L33Tg33k · « **Reply #10 on:** March 20, 2014, 08:12:56 PM »

This thread is dumb. I'll change the subject. This is my attempt at crowdsourcing. I want to have sex. Would the Pals be interested in pitching in for a quality escort if I film the interaction?

brycickle · « **Reply #11 on:** March 20, 2014, 08:14:24 PM »

Quote from: Wizard Fight on March 20, 2014, 05:12:18 PM

Quote from: hitler shits on March 20, 2014, 04:44:12 PM
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not exactly. i seen the article and related it to my situation. like i was dwelling on my SLAP account and what's that word, synchronicity? yeah, i'm on VICE and what do i see? i don't really have a thought on hitler one way or the other. if ya wanted to insult me they should've went w/ ariel sharon or gw bush or obama. someone in my lifetime. i'm a solipsist, i don't even know if there was a hitler.
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I'm just waiting for you to say that Hitler wasn't racist because he sent white people to concentration camps.

Don't be an asshole. Everybody knows that Jews, gypsies, cripples, faggots and commies aren't white.

JB · « **Reply #12 on:** March 21, 2014, 07:31:25 AM »

Quote from: L33Tg33k on March 20, 2014, 08:12:56 PM

This thread is dumb. I'll change the subject. This is my attempt at crowdsourcing. I want to have sex. Would the Pals be interested in pitching in for a quality escort if I film the interaction?

SodaJerk · « **Reply #13 on:** March 21, 2014, 07:50:08 AM »

Quote from: L33Tg33k on March 20, 2014, 08:12:56 PM

This thread is dumb. I'll change the subject. This is my attempt at crowdsourcing. I want to have sex. Would the Pals be interested in pitching in for a quality escort if I film the interaction?

No, but yeah. Like JB said I've got 5 on it.

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #14 on:** March 21, 2014, 03:52:59 PM »

Quote from: hitler shits on March 20, 2014, 04:44:12 PM

not exactly. i seen the article and related it to my situation. like i was dwelling on my SLAP account and what's that word, synchronicity? yeah, i'm on VICE and what do i see? i don't really have a thought on hitler one way or the other. if ya wanted to insult me they should've went w/ ariel sharon or gw bush or obama. someone in my lifetime. i'm a solipsist, i don't even know if there was a hitler.

Here's what you are missing- the reason people call you a racist is because you clearly are, and are attempting to smoothly put your bullshit racist point of view into the conversation- playing up stereotypes, posting articles that argue white supremacy, etc. Why do we call you Hitler? Because you are a racist failure at life who we all would love to see die.

Got it, Mikey?

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #15 on:** March 21, 2014, 03:59:47 PM »

Oh, and Mike, if you don't focus now, I'm going to stop going after "shark tits" or whatever name is decided upon for the day, and go after your real world relationships to ruin them.

D. Bag · « **Reply #16 on:** March 21, 2014, 04:18:10 PM »

Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on March 21, 2014, 03:59:47 PM

Oh, and Mike, if you don't focus now, I'm going to stop going after "shark tits" or whatever name is decided upon for the day, and go after your real world relationships to ruin them.

Aw, the Gip once again throws a tantrum because there's someone on SLAP who he doesn't like, and rather than ignore them as most people would, it's time for a holy crusade to protect the sanctity of the board. After all, we can't have one of those nasty rayciss folks getting in the way of all the interesting talk over Alex Olson's sexuality or something equally important.

D. Bag · « **Reply #17 on:** March 21, 2014, 04:20:33 PM »

Quote from: L33Tg33k on March 20, 2014, 08:12:56 PM

This thread is dumb. I'll change the subject. This is my attempt at crowdsourcing. I want to have sex. Would the Pals be interested in pitching in for a quality escort if I film the interaction?

What price range are you looking for in your quality escort? We need numbers, man.

I'm good to kick in $20, and I'll do $50 if I don't have to see the footage.

shark tits · « **Reply #18 on:** March 21, 2014, 04:59:44 PM »

Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on March 21, 2014, 03:59:47 PM

Oh, and Mike, if you don't focus now, I'm going to stop going after "shark tits" or whatever name is decided upon for the day, and go after your real world relationships to ruin them.

real world relationships? hahaha.

pinche gringo · « **Reply #19 on:** March 21, 2014, 07:01:01 PM »

How about we kick in for a Gipper vs. Shitler Hits 12oz glove main event. Winner takes all. If Shitler Hits wins he gets pal status and Gipper has to live out his SLAP lifetime as 'Hitler Shits'. If Gipper wins he gets to rub his butthole fingering finger in Shitler Hits eye every week for a year for perpetual pink-eye status. Winner gets the buy in cheese, we set up a gambling pool. The undercard is getting leetgeek a top-shelf escort.

This is just a rough draft, everyone feel free to elaborate.

shark tits · « **Reply #20 on:** March 21, 2014, 08:59:48 PM »

Quote from: pinche gringo on March 21, 2014, 07:01:01 PM

How about we kick in for a Gipper vs. Shitler Hits 12oz glove main event. Winner takes all. If Shitler Hits wins he gets pal status and Gipper has to live out his SLAP lifetime as 'Hitler Shits'. If Gipper wins he gets to rub his butthole fingering finger in Shitler Hits eye every week for a year for perpetual pink-eye status. Winner gets the buy in cheese, we set up a gambling pool. The undercard is getting leetgeek a top-shelf escort.

This is just a rough draft, everyone feel free to elaborate.

i'm into it

sleepypancakes · « **Reply #21 on:** March 21, 2014, 11:19:27 PM »

When are you just going to finally get it and walk away? No one wants you here, no one has your back. No one is supporting you they're just giving Gipper flack. The closest thing you have to an "ally" is Rusty who's just going on about Chinese food, phish, and his weird inventions. You're not some small scale skate messageboard revolutionary. You're a racist prick who likes to play the victim card. Just bail, just lurk here. Don't post.

Alan · « **Reply #22 on:** March 22, 2014, 08:29:24 AM »

Quote from: sleepypancakes on March 21, 2014, 11:19:27 PM

When are you just going to finally get it and walk away? No one wants you here, no one has your back. No one is supporting you they're just giving Gipper flack. The closest thing you have to an "ally" is Rusty who's just going on about Chinese food, phish, and his weird inventions. You're not some small scale skate messageboard revolutionary. You're a racist prick who likes to play the victim card. Just bail, just lurk here. Don't post.

L33Tg33k · « **Reply #23 on:** March 22, 2014, 08:44:01 AM »

Quote from: sleepypancakes on March 21, 2014, 11:19:27 PM

No one wants you here, no one has your back.
No one is supporting you they're just giving Gipper flack.

You're a poet and you didn't no it. You make a rhyme every time.

paraquat · « **Reply #24 on:** March 22, 2014, 09:46:40 AM »

Quote from: L33Tg33k on March 20, 2014, 08:12:56 PM

This thread is dumb. I'll change the subject. This is my attempt at crowdsourcing. I want to have sex. Would the Pals be interested in pitching in for a quality escort if I film the interaction?

Yo.

Not sure what your into chick-wise. She might be a good first.
http://www.bunnyranch.com/showgal.php?g=content/BR/Bunnies/sybilstallone/1830/2_1&s=6

L33Tg33k · « **Reply #25 on:** March 22, 2014, 10:01:16 AM »

Not that I care about age, but no way that bitch is 23. The part of her face that she actually shows looks older than mine.

paraquat · « **Reply #26 on:** March 22, 2014, 10:04:37 AM »

Quote from: L33Tg33k on March 22, 2014, 10:01:16 AM

Not that I care about age, but no way that bitch is 23. The part of her face that she actually shows looks older than mine.

That's the thing about your first time though, whatever right? But in all seriousness if everybody dropped you $5, you're set.

matter of fact · « **Reply #27 on:** March 22, 2014, 10:29:35 AM »

Quote from: hitler sharts on March 21, 2014, 04:59:44 PM

Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on March 21, 2014, 03:59:47 PM
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Oh, and Mike, if you don't focus now, I'm going to stop going after "shark tits" or whatever name is decided upon for the day, and go after your real world relationships to ruin them.
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real world relationships? hahaha.

dude what do you do all day? how shitty are your circumstances that this passes for entertainment in your life? do you have friends or anything? i can't imagine what's going through someone's head when they say shit like you do. in your head are you shaking this place up or something?

do you have a dad?

dillanharp · « **Reply #28 on:** March 22, 2014, 10:33:21 AM »

Quote from: paraquat on March 22, 2014, 10:04:37 AM

Quote from: L33Tg33k on March 22, 2014, 10:01:16 AM
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Not that I care about age, but no way that bitch is 23. The part of her face that she actually shows looks older than mine.
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That's the thing about your first time though, whatever right? But in all seriousness if everybody dropped you $5, you're set.

We should run this through kickstarter.

weedpop · « **Reply #29 on:** March 22, 2014, 12:36:16 PM »

All this changing of names/post counts and threatening to ruin 'real world relationships' is extremely pathetic. Are you guys seriously so sensitive to different points of view that you have to engage in this sort of childish bullshit?

Shark Tits may be a racist, unemployed, faux intellectual (former?) heroin addict, but I'd rather spend a day hanging out with him than some of you 'adults'.

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