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http://m.wikihow.com/Differentiate-Between-a-Real-Skater-and-a-Poser-Skater


So all of this information is correct right? Do any of you non posers have any tips on being a real skater?
One post in and he's threatening pro skaters with violence over their shitty bands. Best first post ever?

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Re: How to Differentiate Between a Real Skater and a Poser Skater
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2014, 04:30:21 AM »
This article enlighted me and will change my life forever.

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Re: How to Differentiate Between a Real Skater and a Poser Skater
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2014, 05:10:34 AM »
if i read this  article 25 years ago it might have turned me off trying skateboarding in fact if i was a kid today i probably would steer toward any other activity any way cause from the outside looking in, skateboarding is  pretty much redlining the wack side of the cool meter.
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Re: How to Differentiate Between a Real Skater and a Poser Skater
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2014, 05:29:25 AM »

I can't tell if this was meant to be the poser or the real skater....
Do i hate this guys $wag or do I try to achieve it.
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Re: How to Differentiate Between a Real Skater and a Poser Skater
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2014, 05:57:41 AM »
Finally, just the algorithm I have been looking for!  Time to bring it to my local arcade.   

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Re: How to Differentiate Between a Real Skater and a Poser Skater
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2014, 06:17:53 AM »
Kook him. If he throws a hissy fit he's totes a poser!



Oh wait, you meant irl?
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Re: How to Differentiate Between a Real Skater and a Poser Skater
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2014, 06:21:20 AM »
bahahaha "If you think the person is a poser, ask him to do any trick. If he can Ollie then he/she is fine. Leave him/her alone." does anyone even care if someone is a poser enough the try to out them as one publicly

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Re: How to Differentiate Between a Real Skater and a Poser Skater
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2014, 06:25:03 AM »
I hate skateboarders.


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Re: How to Differentiate Between a Real Skater and a Poser Skater
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2014, 12:31:51 PM »
I thought some guy looked like a poser and he asked to try a few tricks on my board.

He stole it.
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Re: How to Differentiate Between a Real Skater and a Poser Skater
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2014, 12:45:08 PM »
look for an adam's apple

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Re: How to Differentiate Between a Real Skater and a Poser Skater
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2014, 12:48:35 PM »
So if someone just got a board and is trying to learn andvyou come along and ask him to do something he can't do, you ridicule him and act like a dick bag? I'm sure whoever wrote that garbage skated better than guy the first time he stepped on a board.
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Re: How to Differentiate Between a Real Skater and a Poser Skater
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2014, 12:51:21 PM »
Fuck they caught me.

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Re: How to Differentiate Between a Real Skater and a Poser Skater
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2014, 12:57:11 PM »
This article makes me want to quit skateboarding

I like how you're a poser if you know the big skateboarder names. But you're not a poser if you can list some of the guys from the Sorry! video

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Re: How to Differentiate Between a Real Skater and a Poser Skater
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2014, 02:46:04 PM »

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Re: How to Differentiate Between a Real Skater and a Poser Skater
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2014, 02:50:42 PM »
"if the person you are interrogating only knows who Tony Hawk, Bam, and Ryan Sheckler are, then they're hopeless. If they mention Arto Saari, Geoff Rowley, Chris Borkoski, Ali Boulala, or any other skater other than Hawk, Bam, and Sheckler, then good!"

Aww, man, I must be a poser. I don't even know who Chris Borkoski is.....
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Re: How to Differentiate Between a Real Skater and a Poser Skater
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2014, 03:31:53 PM »
this is what ya foo's really need
http://www.wikihow.com/Impress-a-Girl-With-a-Skateboard

"Look at the girl and point to her while you do the trick, make sure you can land the trick! "

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, NO!!!!

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Re: How to Differentiate Between a Real Skater and a Poser Skater
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2014, 03:43:30 PM »
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this is what ya foo's really need
http://www.wikihow.com/Impress-a-Girl-With-a-Skateboard
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"Look at the girl and point to her while you do the trick, make sure you can land the trick! "

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, NO!!!!
Babe Ruthe shit lol

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Re: How to Differentiate Between a Real Skater and a Poser Skater
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2014, 03:48:42 PM »
Quote
8. If you can do a handstand on the skateboard. Do one!

The girls go crazy for them handstands...

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Re: How to Differentiate Between a Real Skater and a Poser Skater
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2014, 03:53:08 PM »
"if the person you are interrogating only knows who Tony Hawk, Bam, and Ryan Sheckler are, then they're hopeless. If they mention Arto Saari, Geoff Rowley, Chris Borkoski, Ali Boulala, or any other skater other than Hawk, Bam, and Sheckler, then good!"

Aww, man, I must be a poser. I don't even know who Chris Borkoski is.....

I thought i was the only one, i was like ummmm who???

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Re: How to Differentiate Between a Real Skater and a Poser Skater
« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2014, 03:56:24 PM »
you check their undercarriage

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Re: How to Differentiate Between a Real Skater and a Poser Skater
« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2014, 04:42:33 PM »
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"if the person you are interrogating only knows who Tony Hawk, Bam, and Ryan Sheckler are, then they're hopeless. If they mention Arto Saari, Geoff Rowley, Chris Borkoski, Ali Boulala, or any other skater other than Hawk, Bam, and Sheckler, then good!"

Aww, man, I must be a poser. I don't even know who Chris Borkoski is.....
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I thought i was the only one, i was like ummmm who???
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Re: How to Differentiate Between a Real Skater and a Poser Skater
« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2014, 04:50:47 PM »
If you have the most youtube comments on those punk sk8r vs ghetto sk8r videos you're probably real as fuqqqq
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Re: How to Differentiate Between a Real Skater and a Poser Skater
« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2014, 10:17:27 PM »
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"if the person you are interrogating only knows who Tony Hawk, Bam, and Ryan Sheckler are, then they're hopeless. If they mention Arto Saari, Geoff Rowley, Chris Borkoski, Ali Boulala, or any other skater other than Hawk, Bam, and Sheckler, then good!"

Aww, man, I must be a poser. I don't even know who Chris Borkoski is.....
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I thought i was the only one, i was like ummmm who???

Me too. Chris whothefuck?

Ask 'em what they know about Todd Falcon and Nate Jones, that sorts the men from the boys.

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Re: How to Differentiate Between a Real Skater and a Poser Skater
« Reply #24 on: March 30, 2014, 10:33:34 PM »
did some research and im glad to say im not a poser anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmeu_fm-fOA

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Re: How to Differentiate Between a Real Skater and a Poser Skater
« Reply #25 on: March 30, 2014, 11:31:32 PM »
from the outside looking in, skateboarding is  pretty much redlining the wack side of the cool meter.

Also: if this article was written by Chris Borkoski then Chris Borkoski is my new favorite skater and this article is amazing.
« Last Edit: March 30, 2014, 11:39:29 PM by We Like Mike Carroll »

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Re: How to Differentiate Between a Real Skater and a Poser Skater
« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2014, 02:22:22 AM »
If you don't want to be called a poser you guys should really support Andy Schrock's new company Revive! He is a local skater around here and a real cool and zany guy. His new company has a really COOL image and not to mention a damn good name. He is a role model to me and acts like a real skater should!!!i feel he deserves all the support he can get so if you guys could pick up some Revive product that would be awesome!
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Re: How to Differentiate Between a Real Skater and a Poser Skater
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2014, 02:31:07 AM »
bahahaha "If you think the person is a poser, ask him to do any trick. If he can Ollie then he/she is fine. Leave him/her alone." does anyone even care if someone is a poser enough the try to out them as one publicly

What if the person does a no comply or treflip? Is he a poser because he didn't show an Ollie?
And at which point is an Ollie really an Ollie? (I.e. there are many people around who interpret the poor attempt of an Ollie actually an Ollie).

Enough with all those Ollies...

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Re: How to Differentiate Between a Real Skater and a Poser Skater
« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2014, 02:52:11 AM »
"Posers will buy new shoes after the other in matters of a few weeks. Let's say someone gets a pair of Etnies. He'll rip them up every day and maybe even claim, "I was trying to land a fingerflip airwalk off the picnic table and my shoes got wrecked." WRONG! There is no way in hell you can easily land a fingerflip airwalk off a picnic bench (unless you're quick and coordinated)."

Fuck. He knows about my stash of shoes and my pretense of having a fingerflip airwalk game... Cover blown.
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Re: How to Differentiate Between a Real Skater and a Poser Skater
« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2014, 02:57:37 AM »
"Posers will buy new shoes after the other in matters of a few weeks. Let's say someone gets a pair of Etnies. He'll rip them up every day and maybe even claim, "I was trying to land a fingerflip airwalk off the picnic table and my shoes got wrecked." WRONG! There is no way in hell you can easily land a fingerflip airwalk off a picnic bench (unless you're quick and coordinated)."

Fuck. He knows about my stash of shoes and my pretense of having a fingerflip airwalk game... Cover blown.
is fingerflip airwalk off a picnic bench still NBD?
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