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Hella Cool????
« on: April 14, 2014, 11:04:08 AM »
so... what is this?  i don't even... like... is James Kelch on some next level ironic art direction shit or?......









whatever. riding a board that says princess power is more gangster than some shit with "fucking awesome" written on it anyway.

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Re: Hella Cool????
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2014, 11:11:13 AM »
the rabbit smoking from a bong is a social commentary on weed culture that is prevalent among skateboarders.  #bongrip #420 #high #chronic #bud #dank #pot #faded #blunt #weedstagram #smoke #weedsmoke #nug #purp #inhale #hufweedsocks #kush #kushlife #plantlife #weedstagrambayarea #blaze #green #joint

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Re: Hella Cool????
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2014, 11:11:26 AM »
lol the princess power is tight id roll with it sucks the back trucks cover the words

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« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2014, 11:13:32 AM »
the shape on those is so damn good! Deep AND Spoony!  :o

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« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2014, 11:14:36 AM »
kind of better than anything FA, Bianca chadon, or 3D has shown us

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« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2014, 11:20:04 AM »
having kids changes you. what's you get past the different colored paints boards are all the same underneath man, just giant emory boards. go kelch.

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Re: Hella Cool????
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2014, 11:20:23 AM »
comic sans

because no fucks are given. raw.

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« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2014, 11:28:05 AM »
this is awesome

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« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2014, 11:31:30 AM »
that ghost holding a flag one looks pretty rad

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2014, 12:07:24 PM »
hella stupid

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« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2014, 12:10:03 PM »
having kids changes you. what's you get past the different colored paints boards are all the same underneath man, just giant emory boards. go kelch.
Kelch doesn't have kids, just cats.

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Re: Hella Cool????
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2014, 12:12:58 PM »
other option: james kelch is sitting at home bored and thinks "yo fuck it.  I'm bored. let me make some graphics on ms paint real quick and see how many skate shops I can get to order this shit because I'm mother fuckin james kelch."


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« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2014, 12:19:27 PM »
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having kids changes you. what's you get past the different colored paints boards are all the same underneath man, just giant emory boards. go kelch.
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Kelch doesn't have kids, just cats.
i thought i read that he was drawing up these comics w/ his daughter and that's where the concept was born. maybe i am that fucked up but i'm not thinking i am.

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Re: Hella Cool????
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2014, 12:25:54 PM »
Nah him and his chick:
You recently started Hela Cool Skateboards. What?s the vision for the brand?
James Kelch: HELLA COOL SKATEBOARD CLUB is a little company I started on my front porch. It?s a cartoon me and my girl Lee Ann were working on. It?s about a princess who skates and has pets who skate. And a plant also. Each character is a version of a modern skater. Hella cat is the maniac rager skater. The princess is the skater who thinks they deserve everything. The bunny is the skater who can ollie but has no tricks. The squirrel is the skater who spins in circles running his mouth and won?t shut up. The potted plant named Potty is the stoned skater who you drop off at the park, and when you come to pick him up, he is sitting in the same place. He has no feet. They all live in a haunted house. I started it in May 2013. The vision is to just maintain and sustain a positive attitude in such a weird high-profile business-owned skateboard world. No pros at the moment. Maybe never. I have no plan. I let the universe decide what happens. I just go with the flow. Since I ain?t trying to get rich?I?m a vagrant?I won?t waste the money living like a movie star. It?s all for the club! And you?re all invited to join #HELLACOOLSKATEBOARDCLUB. And one more thing?the club isn?t about me or my past. It?s about enjoying skateboarding for what it?s worth. And the only thing it?s really worth is your own peace of mind."

from BTO, from Some other web interview
Anyone else notice that Tony Parker is the Gino of basketball?

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Re: Hella Cool????
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2014, 12:26:27 PM »
Fuck Ya! Go James!
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Re: Hella Cool????
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2014, 12:29:17 PM »
comic sans

because no fucks are given. raw.

Haha. That is literally a design teacher's nightmare. Comic San is the devil!
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« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2014, 12:36:43 PM »
Nah him and his chick:
You recently started Hela Cool Skateboards. What?s the vision for the brand?
James Kelch: HELLA COOL SKATEBOARD CLUB is a little company I started on my front porch. It?s a cartoon me and my girl Lee Ann were working on. It?s about a princess who skates and has pets who skate. And a plant also. Each character is a version of a modern skater. Hella cat is the maniac rager skater. The princess is the skater who thinks they deserve everything. The bunny is the skater who can ollie but has no tricks. The squirrel is the skater who spins in circles running his mouth and won?t shut up. The potted plant named Potty is the stoned skater who you drop off at the park, and when you come to pick him up, he is sitting in the same place. He has no feet. They all live in a haunted house. I started it in May 2013. The vision is to just maintain and sustain a positive attitude in such a weird high-profile business-owned skateboard world. No pros at the moment. Maybe never. I have no plan. I let the universe decide what happens. I just go with the flow. Since I ain?t trying to get rich?I?m a vagrant?I won?t waste the money living like a movie star. It?s all for the club! And you?re all invited to join #HELLACOOLSKATEBOARDCLUB. And one more thing?the club isn?t about me or my past. It?s about enjoying skateboarding for what it?s worth. And the only thing it?s really worth is your own peace of mind."

from BTO, from Some other web interview

Potty sounds like a cool guy

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Re: Hella Cool????
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2014, 01:46:34 PM »
Also speaking of Kelch whatever happened to the EMB Documentary?

EMB Trailer on Vimeo

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Re: Hella Cool????
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2014, 01:55:07 PM »
absolutely no fucks were given during the creation of this brand
I can ollie 6 decks why would I want to scrape the ground with my tricks

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« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2014, 02:29:03 PM »
absolutely no fucks were given during the creation of this brand
WAY TO REGURGITATE SHIT THAT'S ALREADY BEEN SAID, FUCCBOI.

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Re: Hella Cool????
« Reply #20 on: April 14, 2014, 05:55:41 PM »
why is not it that not giving 2 shits about board graphics is cool to all you guys? This is the worst image Ive seen be for a brand ever. Id rather buy a mini logo and draw a cock and crossbones all over it with sharpie. then write a college bro term across the nose, get the fuck out of here.

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« Reply #21 on: April 14, 2014, 07:59:53 PM »
Also speaking of Kelch whatever happened to the EMB Documentary?

EMB Trailer on Vimeo

https://emb4ever.wordpress.com



Weird that someone stupid enough to put a Biggie song in an EMB doc like that didn't have the wherewithal to finish this project.

Too bad though. Would love to see that.

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« Reply #22 on: April 14, 2014, 09:07:22 PM »
why is not it that not giving 2 shits

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« Reply #23 on: April 14, 2014, 09:18:37 PM »

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Re: Hella Cool????
« Reply #25 on: April 15, 2014, 12:26:09 AM »
absolutely no fucks were given during the creation of this brand
Holy crap you can't help yourself can you Exposure? I know exactly what type of kid you are.

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« Reply #26 on: April 15, 2014, 03:16:56 AM »
James Kelch n Leeann Kiser can do NO wrong , love the shapes n graphics

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Re: Hella Cool????
« Reply #27 on: April 15, 2014, 10:18:01 AM »
Yeah imma need that princess power board, BUT first they have to move the fucking text. Come one
I'm going to argue that Placebo owes their entire career to a Canadian dude's skate video part. Appleyard should be getting royalties for this shit.

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« Reply #28 on: April 15, 2014, 12:08:08 PM »
Yeah imma need that princess power board, BUT first they have to make an 8 inch version

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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« Reply #29 on: April 17, 2014, 10:19:12 AM »
Nah him and his chick:
You recently started Hela Cool Skateboards. What?s the vision for the brand?
James Kelch: HELLA COOL SKATEBOARD CLUB is a little company I started on my front porch. It?s a cartoon me and my girl Lee Ann were working on. It?s about a princess who skates and has pets who skate. And a plant also. Each character is a version of a modern skater. Hella cat is the maniac rager skater. The princess is the skater who thinks they deserve everything. The bunny is the skater who can ollie but has no tricks. The squirrel is the skater who spins in circles running his mouth and won?t shut up. The potted plant named Potty is the stoned skater who you drop off at the park, and when you come to pick him up, he is sitting in the same place. He has no feet. They all live in a haunted house. I started it in May 2013. The vision is to just maintain and sustain a positive attitude in such a weird high-profile business-owned skateboard world. No pros at the moment. Maybe never. I have no plan. I let the universe decide what happens. I just go with the flow. Since I ain?t trying to get rich?I?m a vagrant?I won?t waste the money living like a movie star. It?s all for the club! And you?re all invited to join #HELLACOOLSKATEBOARDCLUB. And one more thing?the club isn?t about me or my past. It?s about enjoying skateboarding for what it?s worth. And the only thing it?s really worth is your own peace of mind."

from BTO, from Some other web interview
I can't talk shit on his approach.