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Berrics buying the skateboard mag
Mr. Lono:
--- Quote from: SK8houses on May 12, 2014, 10:41:36 AM ---
--- Quote from: kamltoe on May 09, 2014, 09:41:51 AM ---Expand Quote"BERRICS SINGLEHANDEDLY RESCUES STAFF FROM PRINT MEDIA COLLAPSE AND SUCKLES THEM BACK TO FINANCIAL STABILITY FROM HIS TEAT OF LIFE"
Berra stated, "it was like lord of the flies when i got there man... I mean, if you could have seen the break room? I just...I just couldn't stand by and watch those ethiopian, i mean skateboardmag employees starve. I did what any american would have done. I loosened my shirt and let them all drink from the teat of life. I got a chubber for a sec, but that was just the joy of helping. Swear to Xenu"
K
[close]wtf?!?!?! berra actually stated that on record. GOLDEN
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Dude he swore to Xenu, what more do you want. When you open the mag does it play overdramatic music or maybe some weird pinball machine shit?
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