#TRENDWATCH2014

[KING TUT]

Tight pants, big shoes. Bring it back before it's retro. You've gotta get tumblr before tumblr gets you.

Sometimes you've gotta cover yourself in spiders before your enemies can.

tumblers just instagram on the computer yeah?

[new_york_shitty]

I was going to say tie dye griptape just being an asshole and then realized grizzly grip actually makes it already.
fuck, that company sucks.

[Senrud]

After this satin paisley thing runs its course, conflicting layered patterns will be all the rage. Also skate sandals.

[Bobbydoof]

adidas wind pants, most likely track suits by end of summer

[ill_Murray]

Skating with a wrist brace to look super committed

[GAY]

Skating and going big in those flying squirrel suits that dudes cliff jump in.

[Yacine]

adidas wind pants, most likely track suits by end of summer

Jason Byoun, Nakel Smith, Tyshawn Jones and Lucas Puig are down with the track suits

[perverted super otaku!]

adidas wind pants, most likely track suits by end of summer

I remember slamming wearing tear-a-ways as a kid shit hurt so much

[yapple dapple]

How about trucks that start to spark after griding three feet or so.

[Cuban_Lynx]

Busenitz bringing back the LL Cool J rolled up pant leg.

[GAY]

How about trucks that start to spark after griding three feet or so.

Sparkle Trucks customer service:
MOM: My son's trucks aren't sparkling. We paid 37 dollars extra for these things and no sparkles.
SPARKLE TRUCKS CUSTOMER SERVICE (STCS): How long is your son grinding ma'am?
MOM: Grinding? Is that some sort of dance move?
STCS: It's a maneuver where one rubs the axel of his sparkle trucks against an object. Sparkle trucks patented process guarantees sparkles but only after three feet's worth of grinding. They're actually equipped with gps so that regardless of speed, they'll sparkle and sparkle like hell if your son reaches 3 feet's worth of grindage. Anything less, however: no sparkle.
MOM: Hmmm...hang on a second please........WILFORD ARE YOU ACHIEVING 3 FEET'S WORTH OF GRINDING?............................NO..........HONEY THE MAN ON THE PHONE STATED YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO GRIND FOR 3 FEET..................................I KNOW YOU'RE IN A WHEEL CHAIR HONEY BUT YOU ASKED FOR THESE THINGS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.......................................................YES I KNOW YOU ONLY HAVE ONE LEG AND YOU WERE BORN WITHOUT A PENIS OR A VAGINA BUT THOSE THINGS DON'T MATTER...............NO DEAR WHAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU RUB YOUR SPARKLE TRUCKS FOR AT LEAST THREE FEET AGAINST SOMETHING BEFORE THEY SPARKLE.....................................YES I KNOW YOU'RE THE PRODUCT OF RAPE............................
*click*

[WeirdBeach]

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How about trucks that start to spark after griding three feet or so.

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Sparkle Trucks customer service:
MOM: My son's trucks aren't sparkling. We paid 37 dollars extra for these things and no sparkles.
SPARKLE TRUCKS CUSTOMER SERVICE (STCS): How long is your son grinding ma'am?
MOM: Grinding? Is that some sort of dance move?
STCS: It's a maneuver where one rubs the axel of his sparkle trucks against an object. Sparkle trucks patented process guarantees sparkles but only after three feet's worth of grinding. They're actually equipped with gps so that regardless of speed, they'll sparkle and sparkle like hell if your son reaches 3 feet's worth of grindage. Anything less, however: no sparkle.
MOM: Hmmm...hang on a second please........WILFORD ARE YOU ACHIEVING 3 FEET'S WORTH OF GRINDING?............................NO..........HONEY THE MAN ON THE PHONE STATED YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO GRIND FOR 3 FEET..................................I KNOW YOU'RE IN A WHEEL CHAIR HONEY BUT YOU ASKED FOR THESE THINGS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.......................................................YES I KNOW YOU ONLY HAVE ONE LEG AND YOU WERE BORN WITHOUT A PENIS OR A VAGINA BUT THOSE THINGS DON'T MATTER...............NO DEAR WHAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU RUB YOUR SPARKLE TRUCKS FOR AT LEAST THREE FEET AGAINST SOMETHING BEFORE THEY SPARKLE.....................................YES I KNOW YOU'RE THE PRODUCT OF RAPE............................
*click*

[SHARPSHOOTER]

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adidas wind pants, most likely track suits by end of summer

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I remember slamming wearing tear-a-ways as a kid shit hurt so much

Fuck this made me laugh so hard.

[cuntzilla]

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Tight pants, big shoes. Bring it back before it's retro. You've gotta get tumblr before tumblr gets you.

Sometimes you've gotta cover yourself in spiders before your enemies can.

[close]

tumblers just instagram on the computer yeah?

Its more sharing cool shit other people did/do than posting your own lame shitty life stuff.

[SodaJerk]

Narco corridos will become the new hip hop in videos.

[el chino]

Narco corridos will become the new hip hop in videos.

shits been done too many times here in mexican skateboarding

[Jake "The Snake" Roberts]

varial flips. just a ton of varial flips

[Bread Harrity]

90-degree-rotation-to dead-stop-to-fakie bank tricks

[GAY]

i would LIKE to see a resurgence of emerica this is skateboarding stylez (brown boot cut cords, big emericas, i.e. 2003 spanky or bryan herman) but i think its gonna be a couple years before that happens.

Ellington's first shoe is one of my all-time favorites.

[Bobbydoof]

i would LIKE to see a resurgence of emerica this is skateboarding stylez (brown boot cut cords, big emericas, i.e. 2003 spanky or bryan herman) but i think its gonna be a couple years before that happens.

we have to finish up the nineties before we get to the oughties, but i'm sure your dream will eventually come true

[PEEP GAME]

Kool Keith plastic Elvis Wigs
bleached G.I.S.M shirts/Japanese crustcore in general
offensive nods to 90s style graphics/ads
death metal long sleeves
Stretch & Bobbitto era freestyles
New Orleans soulja style (reebok classics, girbaud jeans, white t, camo, gold slugs, homicide)
Red Hot Chili Peppers, Big Boys, Firehose funk punk (aka skate rock)
coconut water
skate lotion
90s R&B in clips
kneecap tattoos
a white version of Antwuan
skating with guns

[BraveUlysses]

90s R&B in clips

I hope so because I think this song would be sick as fuck in a video.

[Melanoma]

paradox grip. so hot rn

[Fenzadill]

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90s R&B in clips

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I hope so because I think this song would be sick as fuck in a video.

I always thought a video called Quiet Storm set to only 90's R&B would be sick, and probably conducive to having sex to.

[Dummbert]

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90s R&B in clips

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I hope so because I think this song would be sick as fuck in a video.

90s r&b is so hot right now.
can you think of anyone whose skating goes well with r.kelly?

[el chino]

Kool Keith plastic Elvis Wigs
bleached G.I.S.M shirts/Japanese crustcore in general
offensive nods to 90s style graphics/ads
death metal long sleeves
Stretch & Bobbitto era freestyles
New Orleans soulja style (reebok classics, girbaud jeans, white t, camo, gold slugs, homicide)
Red Hot Chili Peppers, Big Boys, Firehose funk punk (aka skate rock)
coconut water
skate lotion
90s R&B in clips
kneecap tattoos
a white version of Antwuan
skating with guns

im down with that, might go to dis is tijuana tomorrow its going to be fucking sick

[Yacine]

Kool Keith plastic Elvis Wigs
bleached G.I.S.M shirts/Japanese crustcore in general
offensive nods to 90s style graphics/ads
death metal long sleeves
Stretch & Bobbitto era freestyles
New Orleans soulja style (reebok classics, girbaud jeans, white t, camo, gold slugs, homicide)
Red Hot Chili Peppers, Big Boys, Firehose funk punk (aka skate rock)
coconut water
skate lotion
90s R&B in clips
kneecap tattoos
a white version of Antwuan
skating with guns

that would be sick

90s R&B, there you go:

[finknoos]

Tote bags

[WeirdBeach]

Tote bags

I love tote bags.

[OopsPoops]

Using songs sung in various European languages for every part