Are religious pros lame?

[pinch a loaf]

The thread title is pretty much a yes or no question. How has it  deteriorated into all this ranting I just skimmed through??? And Gip and Leet you 2 guys especially really need to get laid. For the love of.....doh! sorry, for the love of Pete! Church is a great place to pick up pussy I mean seriously Gip, how many times have you been jerking off to porn and fingering your own butt and heard the chick on the screen yelling, "oh Buddah! oh Buddah!

I find it funny when pornstars have cross tattoos, and I see it pretty frequently. Maybe I'm jerking it too much...

[Jud Nestorkins]

Prod, Jamie Thomas, Christian Hosoi, Sierra Fellers, Brian Sumner, Lennie Kirk

I don't care if anyone is religious, but it bothers me when they bring it into skateboarding.
Kids are super impressionable. To me its the same as ARMY ads in skate mags, it doesn't belong.
And the Prod "THANK YOU GOD" when he wins contests, Bill said it best - "what your really saying is 'THANK YOU GOD... FOR MAKING MEEEEE!''

The religious go to church every Sunday, lead bible study, sing songs that worhship your god like Sumner? Yes.

The pray into my hat, saying thanks god after a trick like P-Rod? Nah.

[ineedthis]

Nearly need a where are they now?... but are they still Christian now? That Sierra Fellers video was pretty whack.. fucking brainwashing a kid at 7. Religion is a waste of time and has created a halt to humanity. Look at the middle east.. the Crusades.. Violent stupid people. Don't even get me started on Priests..

[FROGGY]

once in the tender days of my youth i was at a religious skate camp/cult and the pastor saw that i had glasses on and he asked everyone to put their hands on me and started praying and yelling for god to heal my eyesight and then after a real sweaty uncomfortable 5 minutes he told me to open up and sure enough... he tried to finger me.

[PatrickSkateman]

I dunno, I always thought Guru Khalsa was pretty sick.

[cucktard]

Weed is pretty much a religion for skaters, and is just as annoying when they talk about it.

[cky enthusiast]

repent and be saved

[Idk]

Yes.

[duniwayRobber]

Weed is pretty much a religion for skaters, and is just as annoying when they talk about it.

THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE STRAIN, DESCENDED FROM ON OF HIGH.

[tuesday]

Are religious pros lame?

Is resurrecting dead threads lame?

[Mesteezo]

Are religious pros lame?

Is resurrecting dead threads lame?

“UsE tHe SeArCh FuNcTiOn”

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[Mr. Kamikazi]

the obnoxious 'satan/666' attention seeking dudes are just as awful as the religious dudes.

Or just the overtly sacrilegious clowns that claim their so accepting but blatantly despise or can’t accept someone’s choices.

[DaleSr]

the obnoxious 'satan/666' attention seeking dudes are just as awful as the religious dudes.

I feel attacked rn

[iknowisuck]

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the obnoxious 'satan/666' attention seeking dudes are just as awful as the religious dudes.

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I feel attacked rn

and you need to stop touching yourself too

[DannyDee]

No, but some definitely are. If some people are so fucked up that they need religion to keep them on the straight and narrow, and not smoking meth, then I guess that works. Now, people who actively try to convert other people drive me insane. I don't care if someone is religious, just don't impose those beliefs on me or try to implement them in law (see Abortion, gay marriage, etc). Or people who use god to justify ridiculous actions like Lennie Kirk, although he may be schitzophrenic.

[DaleSr]

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the obnoxious 'satan/666' attention seeking dudes are just as awful as the religious dudes.

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I feel attacked rn

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and you need to stop touching yourself too

Hey man what i do on public transportation is my own business

[conqueso]

[valuecommonsense]

Weed is pretty much a religion for skaters, and is just as annoying when they talk about it.

Uhh religion isn't annoying, it's deadly.. Millions of people have been killed because of religion.

Hell more people have been killed because of religions stance on weed use alone then people that have actually died from weed.

[PatrickSkateman]

All preachy pros are lame.

[cucktard]

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Weed is pretty much a religion for skaters, and is just as annoying when they talk about it.

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Uhh religion isn't annoying, it's deadly.. Millions of people have been killed because of religion.

Hell more people have been killed because of religions stance on weed use alone then people that have actually died from weed.

OK, if I knew someone was going to get ultra-serious and take an obviously joking metaphor to its conclusion, I probably should have said ‘drugs are religion for skaters’.

But as it stands, not all religions are equally bad.
Weed, something fairly benign, could be compared to Jehovah’s witnesses, whereas something like coke which uses child slave labor and people are killed in turf wars would be something akin to the Roman Catholicism.

So in conclusion, you aren’t being ‘woke’ by trying to start arguments over jokes, you are being a bit of a dick.

[cky enthusiast]

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Weed is pretty much a religion for skaters, and is just as annoying when they talk about it.

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Uhh religion isn't annoying, it's deadly.. Millions of people have been killed because of religion.

Hell more people have been killed because of religions stance on weed use alone then people that have actually died from weed.

you almost got me w/ this one

[matty_c]

Yeah but what’s the plan just like go show them all they’re wrong that’s just being argumentative
Some people are religious and some aren’t and that’s fine
Both sides look wack when they preach their shit,
it should just be some personal business sort of thing

I would ride a Jesus style pro board before a Braille but not before a normal one or even some ultra trendy shit with moslem style writings but that’s just cause that’s on trend

[yeahhoe]

You could say the same with weed and alocohol in skateboarding .

[Swithflip]

Religious people are lame when they pratices proselytism or uses other peoples faith to making money.

Prod only uses it for himself, its an individual thing and behavior. I CANT say nothing about him, he dont knock my door in the morning to tell "Jesus will save you".

Dudes here love to say: "I dont care bout others people thinks or do". But cares about other people individual pray that has nothing about you.

[JosephSmith]

Jesus was a hunk. Nobody likes a zealot.

[veritas]

No just Jamie Thomas

[Youoverthere]

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Weed is pretty much a religion for skaters, and is just as annoying when they talk about it.

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Uhh religion isn't annoying, it's deadly.. Millions of people have been killed because of religion.

Hell more people have been killed because of religions stance on weed use alone then people that have actually died from weed.

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OK, if I knew someone was going to get ultra-serious and take an obviously joking metaphor to its conclusion, I probably should have said ‘drugs are religion for skaters’.

But as it stands, not all religions are equally bad.
Weed, something fairly benign, could be compared to Jehovah’s witnesses, whereas something like coke which uses child slave labor and people are killed in turf wars would be something akin to the Roman Catholicism.

So in conclusion, you aren’t being ‘woke’ by trying to start arguments over jokes, you are being a bit of a dick.

sorry to nitpick but I gotta assume you dont have any family members who are jehovah’s witnesses or have been to a Kingdom Hall if you think it’s comparable to weed lol more like meth.

[DaleSr]

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Weed is pretty much a religion for skaters, and is just as annoying when they talk about it.

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Uhh religion isn't annoying, it's deadly.. Millions of people have been killed because of religion.

Hell more people have been killed because of religions stance on weed use alone then people that have actually died from weed.

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OK, if I knew someone was going to get ultra-serious and take an obviously joking metaphor to its conclusion, I probably should have said ‘drugs are religion for skaters’.

But as it stands, not all religions are equally bad.
Weed, something fairly benign, could be compared to Jehovah’s witnesses, whereas something like coke which uses child slave labor and people are killed in turf wars would be something akin to the Roman Catholicism.

So in conclusion, you aren’t being ‘woke’ by trying to start arguments over jokes, you are being a bit of a dick.

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sorry to nitpick but I gotta assume you dont have any family members who are jehovah’s witnesses or have been to a Kingdom Hall if you think it’s comparable to weed lol more like meth.

For real, i was about to say, JWs are way fucked. Kids dying because they won't allow them to get life saving surgery, pedophiles being able to move from congregation to congregation and never face consequences because they're "neutral" and don't report anything to the government, the fact that they excommunicate you on the hard core manner where your parents are forbidden to contact you if you leave the church.

Also of all the goofy American Christianity remixes, JWs high key the fucking dumbest. A dude predicted the apocalypse wrong like three times and said only 144,000 people are going to heaven and yet people still keep joining despite that max number being reached 200 years ago.

[skatingisntspecialstupid]

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Weed is pretty much a religion for skaters, and is just as annoying when they talk about it.

[close]

Uhh religion isn't annoying, it's deadly.. Millions of people have been killed because of religion.

Hell more people have been killed because of religions stance on weed use alone then people that have actually died from weed.

[close]

OK, if I knew someone was going to get ultra-serious and take an obviously joking metaphor to its conclusion, I probably should have said ‘drugs are religion for skaters’.

But as it stands, not all religions are equally bad.
Weed, something fairly benign, could be compared to Jehovah’s witnesses, whereas something like coke which uses child slave labor and people are killed in turf wars would be something akin to the Roman Catholicism.

So in conclusion, you aren’t being ‘woke’ by trying to start arguments over jokes, you are being a bit of a dick.

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sorry to nitpick but I gotta assume you dont have any family members who are jehovah’s witnesses or have been to a Kingdom Hall if you think it’s comparable to weed lol more like meth.

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For real, i was about to say, JWs are way fucked. Kids dying because they won't allow them to get life saving surgery, pedophiles being able to move from congregation to congregation and never face consequences because they're "neutral" and don't report anything to the government, the fact that they excommunicate you on the hard core manner where your parents are forbidden to contact you if you leave the church.

Also of all the goofy American Christianity remixes, JWs high key the fucking dumbest. A dude predicted the apocalypse wrong like three times and said only 144,000 people are going to heaven and yet people still keep joining despite that max number being reached 200 years ago.

This is all true. As someone raised as a JW with family still in it, it’s tough to hear people justify a smaller orgs social consequences because something larger like the Catholic Church just so happens to exist. In the end, they all end up doing bad shit and then they do worse shit when attempting to repair their reputation. I’ve wondered what a church that doesn’t claim to be infallible or directly connected to the “divine” would look like, but I guess that wouldn’t be a church at all.