Author Topic: KELCH JOKES (Read 10071 times)

kelchmonster · « **on:** January 05, 2007, 07:47:08 AM »

ILL LEAVE A NEW ONE EVERY DAY JUST TO BOTHER THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. HERES THE FIRST ONE.

WHAT DID ONE PRO SKATER SAY TO THE OTHER?

DUDE! CAN I BORROW YOUR PANTS ? I HAVE TO FILM!

MAGIK INC GROUPIE · « **Reply #1 on:** January 05, 2007, 08:54:53 AM »

"Ah nigggggggy!!!"

How bout some Kelch classics. Tell these kids why you were the boss at emb.

FFUR YLLIB · « **Reply #2 on:** January 05, 2007, 09:47:20 AM »

jake vogel - switch preshky

MAGIK INC GROUPIE · « **Reply #3 on:** January 05, 2007, 09:48:31 AM »

Lil dirt!!!!!! The Weez!!!!

jimmy_chadwick · « **Reply #4 on:** January 05, 2007, 06:54:13 PM »

ha ha ...kelch rulez the board...yadiddi?!?!?

tehmizzark · « **Reply #5 on:** January 05, 2007, 09:49:04 PM »

There this girl I know. Who I have a big crush on, Well one day I happened to go to her place and she was sleeping. I tried to wake her up and the blaket came off. Well I saw her laying there naked. At frist I just foddled her. She didn't even wake up, Well I kissed her and started to climb up on her. She rolled over So I did her from behind. I didn't even use a codom and it's been a month since this happened, I talked to her today and she say's she is pregant and doesn't even know how it happened. Since she hasn't had sex in three months. How do I tell her I might be the father and that I raped her?

Gest · « **Reply #6 on:** January 05, 2007, 09:52:14 PM »

you just answered your own question

tony cox_hox · « **Reply #7 on:** January 05, 2007, 09:56:12 PM »

Quote from: sk8arab on January 05, 2007, 09:49:04 PM

There this girl I know. Who I have a big crush on, Well one day I happened to go to her place and she was sleeping. I tried to wake her up and the blaket came off. Well I saw her laying there naked. At frist I just foddled her. She didn't even wake up, Well I kissed her and started to climb up on her. She rolled over So I did her from behind. I didn't even use a codom and it's been a month since this happened, I talked to her today and she say's she is pregant and doesn't even know how it happened. Since she hasn't had sex in three months. How do I tell her I might be the father and that I raped her?

You funking person if this is really true and i find out where you live the police is right behind me or you can tell the fucking truth and WTF where you thinking you dumbass if you where real man you wouldnt have done that and if this is a joke i say go to hell !!!

L.S · « **Reply #8 on:** January 06, 2007, 02:27:40 AM »

Quote from: yellowfox on January 05, 2007, 09:56:12 PM

if this is a joke i say go to hell !!!

oh man..

headache · « **Reply #9 on:** January 06, 2007, 07:39:17 AM »

Quote from: sk8arab on January 05, 2007, 09:49:04 PM

There this girl I know. Who I have a big crush on, Well one day I happened to go to her place and she was sleeping. I tried to wake her up and the blaket came off. Well I saw her laying there naked. At frist I just foddled her. She didn't even wake up, Well I kissed her and started to climb up on her. She rolled over So I did her from behind. I didn't even use a codom and it's been a month since this happened, I talked to her today and she say's she is pregant and doesn't even know how it happened. Since she hasn't had sex in three months. How do I tell her I might be the father and that I raped her?
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I think you have less explaining to do for her father and more to explain to us...you know, lying about having sex with a girl and all. Anyone who's read your posts knows females aren't really your thing.

j....soy..... · « **Reply #10 on:** January 06, 2007, 08:06:04 AM »

why was 6 afraid of 7?

grimcity · « **Reply #11 on:** January 06, 2007, 08:11:08 AM »

Quote from: sk8arab on January 05, 2007, 09:49:04 PM

There this girl I know. Who I have a big crush on, Well one day I happened to go to her place and she was sleeping. I tried to wake her up and the blaket came off. Well I saw her laying there naked. At frist I just foddled her. She didn't even wake up, Well I kissed her and started to climb up on her. She rolled over So I did her from behind. I didn't even use a codom and it's been a month since this happened, I talked to her today and she say's she is pregant and doesn't even know how it happened. Since she hasn't had sex in three months. How do I tell her I might be the father and that I raped her?

That bitch is lying... she did the same thing to me!

kelchmonster · « **Reply #12 on:** January 06, 2007, 08:16:54 AM »

wow! the joke page got ugly. my bad!

gub · « **Reply #13 on:** January 06, 2007, 08:31:12 AM »

kelch u done it agin

Venture1 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 06, 2007, 11:47:24 AM »

Quote from: jsoy on January 06, 2007, 08:06:04 AM

why was 6 afraid of 7?

coz 7 8 9!

//////////// · « **Reply #15 on:** January 06, 2007, 07:50:37 PM »

Quote from: jsoy on January 06, 2007, 08:06:04 AM

why was 6 afraid of 7?

cuz 7 8 9!
badabing badaboom

Alexactly · « **Reply #16 on:** January 06, 2007, 08:06:51 PM »

I dunt get it.

supermoonunit · « **Reply #17 on:** January 06, 2007, 08:08:06 PM »

Quote from: Alexactly on January 06, 2007, 08:06:51 PM

I dunt get it.

because Seven ate (

nine

wghpChris · « **Reply #18 on:** January 06, 2007, 09:28:52 PM »

Why did Kelch cross the road?

wghpChris · « **Reply #19 on:** January 06, 2007, 09:29:38 PM »

To be a fat washed up kook and make shitty posts on SLAP.

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #20 on:** January 07, 2007, 12:26:46 AM »

Shut up, Cheezy E. Only I can make fun of Kelch.

kelchmonster · « **Reply #21 on:** January 07, 2007, 09:11:10 AM »

fat! how funny. sticks and stones children, sticks and stones.

slumper · « **Reply #22 on:** January 07, 2007, 09:22:55 AM »

I want my reds jacket back.

and these kids in here are just as bad as all the ones from last night.

bentmode · « **Reply #23 on:** January 07, 2007, 02:06:30 PM »

whos fat...you are.

wghpChris · « **Reply #24 on:** January 07, 2007, 03:05:36 PM »

chalmchalms · « **Reply #25 on:** January 07, 2007, 03:18:11 PM »

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,

A carton of eggs,

A quart of orange juice,

A head of romaine lettuce,

A 2 lb. can of coffee,

And a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to checkout, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated," You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly"

wghpChris · « **Reply #26 on:** January 07, 2007, 03:37:20 PM »

HAHAHAHAHA. Do you have a board sponsor yet?

kelchmonster · « **Reply #27 on:** January 08, 2007, 06:20:35 AM »

i have plenty of sponsors. i skate all the time, unlike most of you dwellers. i come here to have fun. you shit talkers make my day. its like comedy central on here. and i will be in tampa for the am contest if any shit talkers wanna come down and have a face to face conversation! later bloods!

peacepappies · « **Reply #28 on:** January 08, 2007, 06:25:48 AM »

haha good one chalms.

kelchmonster · « **Reply #29 on:** January 08, 2007, 06:27:17 AM »

nice poll jam homie!

Author Topic: KELCH JOKES (Read 10071 times)

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