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Dream Hook Up (No Homo)
« on: January 08, 2007, 11:51:56 AM »
I know its already been done a million times and blah blah, but this ones done by me so its less inter-queer.

I'd kill to be sponsored* by subway or gillette. i could have skin smooth as eggshells and eat twelve manly subs a day. lets hear what you want.










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Re: Dream Hook Up (No Homo)
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2007, 12:00:23 PM »
Silk Soymilk, Sam's Hoff Brau, Snap-On Tools, Klein Tools, Coca-Cola, Wal-Mart, Gatorade Propel, KY, Hanes.

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Re: Dream Hook Up (No Homo)
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2007, 12:10:26 PM »
Apple(MAC), wing stop, corona, lakers, nike golf, and uuuhhhhh the weed man!

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Re: Dream Hook Up (No Homo)
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2007, 12:17:43 PM »
sears, target, priceless, the boston celtics and red sox and bruins, i want some free delorians, levis, the hersheys coorperation, apple, sony so i could get some nice tvs, lacie, dayquil, myspace, the easter bunny, and bic pens

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Re: Dream Hook Up (No Homo)
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2007, 12:23:46 PM »
fuji film.  shell oil.  subway.  safeway.  my mortgage company?

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Re: Dream Hook Up (No Homo)
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2007, 12:29:05 PM »
fuji film.  shell oil.  subway.  safeway.  my mortgage company?
whats it like to skate for the cannucks?

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Re: Dream Hook Up (No Homo)
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2007, 12:30:45 PM »
olde english, pizza , nj transit

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Re: Dream Hook Up (No Homo)
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2007, 12:32:09 PM »
i'm with mr. toombs, having our mortgage paid would make my wife shut up (for a minute).
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Re: Dream Hook Up (No Homo)
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2007, 12:34:03 PM »
powerball lotto, just the one-week flow program

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Re: Dream Hook Up (No Homo)
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2007, 12:38:16 PM »
just some skate company i guess. the crail and lakai. maybe mac and sony for some video gear. the red light district so i can have all those blown out sour pussys fo free.
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Re: Dream Hook Up (No Homo)
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2007, 12:58:05 PM »
- Qdoba ( actually any restaurant I like for that matter)
- Phillies
- Lortab
- Of course, the Weedman
- Lakai or I-Path
- And shit maybe Urban Outfitters of American Apparel or some other pricey store so I can keep it fresh when I'm not skating. A good cologne (Givenchy maybe?) company would be nice too.
- Volvo for the ride, for life
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Re: Dream Hook Up (No Homo)
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2007, 12:59:55 PM »
us treasury

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Re: Dream Hook Up (No Homo)
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2007, 01:08:41 PM »
subaru, us postal, rightgaurd, nike.

i like lance armstrong.
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Re: Dream Hook Up (No Homo)
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2007, 01:14:41 PM »
Hoegarrden - but that diet sucks all you do is get fat
Sony - i guess, i mean, TV's, phones, laptops, playstations, etc
Magimix - but you know they last like 40 years so a one off is good
le creuset - that shit last forever as well
Some knife company - haven't work out who yet though
British Airways and there affilitates - well you would, wouldn't you
North Face - well obviously
Levi
Nike - they do pretty much do everything

Finally i'll go with Gub, and say the National Lottery

For skate stuff,

Chapman wood
Spitfire
Thunder
Swiss

Think that's me covered
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Re: Dream Hook Up (No Homo)
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2007, 01:18:15 PM »
vans, levi, anti-hero, bones, sony for sure, barnes and noble/any other book/music store, lowe's for all my wood/hardware needs.

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Re: Dream Hook Up (No Homo)
« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2007, 01:24:57 PM »
My dream hook up would be david beckham... in the skat industry i'd have to say Austin stephens....

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Re: Dream Hook Up (No Homo)
« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2007, 01:31:45 PM »
someone didnt get the no homo memo.
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Re: Dream Hook Up (No Homo)
« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2007, 01:32:32 PM »
Netflix
Gamefly
Apple (MAC)
Kyocera
Quantas
California Bearings (Rock'n Ron's Rocket Ceramics)
Bones Wheels
Creature
BMW
Lakai
Pearl Izumi
Maxtor
Ernie B's Reggae (ebreggae.com)

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« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2007, 01:36:25 PM »

California Bearings (Rock'n Ron's Rocket Ceramics)

he's no longer doing it through california bearings, he's opening a new brand that will be called LLC skate technology or something like that

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  After a long hard thought out decision, I have decided to part ways with my business partner/nephew at California Bearing, ending my connection to Rockets and California Bearing. Due to legal issues I cannot go into much detail at this time. My new company “Skate Technology LLC” has already begun and my new skate bearing will be tested this week and available VERY SOON(days). It will exceed my previous skate bearings in quality, speed and performance. Again, I cannot give too much detail on this public forum. But trust me! I’m very excited and the new bearings KICK even more

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Re: Dream Hook Up (No Homo)
« Reply #19 on: January 08, 2007, 01:39:21 PM »
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California Bearings (Rock'n Ron's Rocket Ceramics)

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he's no longer doing it through california bearings, he's opening a new brand that will be called LLC skate technology or something like that

What are these things and are they better than Swiss ?
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Re: Dream Hook Up (No Homo)
« Reply #20 on: January 08, 2007, 01:42:42 PM »
I warn people before they drop into the bowl with my board.  It's that big of a difference.  I hardly throw my weight around, and I've got more than enough speed.  Them bearings is dangerous.

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Re: Dream Hook Up (No Homo)
« Reply #21 on: January 08, 2007, 01:53:45 PM »
Al Queda.

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Re: Dream Hook Up (No Homo)
« Reply #22 on: January 08, 2007, 01:58:54 PM »
Habitat
Ellesse
Thunder
Apple
Target
Levis
New Era
Autobahn
Alitalia
North Face (good call)
Sig Sauer
Swiss Bones
Ikea or Room & Board
Tumi
Roscoes Chicken & Waffles (West coast)
The Duke (East coast)
Ferrari
Ducati
MF Doom
Easy Mac
Nilla Wafers
Dean & Deluca
Dwell
Paypal
Black Tail Magazine
Vivid Video
Stella Artois


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Re: Dream Hook Up (No Homo)
« Reply #23 on: January 08, 2007, 02:04:41 PM »
chiquita
eat like a bird and drink like a whale

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Re: Dream Hook Up (No Homo)
« Reply #24 on: January 08, 2007, 03:11:15 PM »
Skateboarding:
Vans most def
Habitat
Indy

Non-Skatboarding
Mac
some cable company (free cable and fast internet!)
Sony (since they basically make everything electronic)
Honda (for cars, crotchrockets, four wheelers, dirt bikes)
Chilis or Applebees w/e

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Re: Dream Hook Up (No Homo)
« Reply #25 on: January 08, 2007, 03:16:19 PM »
subway and whatever company makes the Aloe drink

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« Reply #26 on: January 08, 2007, 03:30:41 PM »
TAIL DEVILS, THE WEATHERMEN, WORLD INDUSTRIES (CIRCA 1999 when they were in their prime) A.U.C., VIET CONG, F.A.R.C., KMHER ROUGE, UP TRUCKS, HIM, DRAGONETTI, SLIM JIM, LEGOS, SKATEWAVE, TODD FALCON'S BOARD COMPANY, NICE SKATE SHOES, and gatorade

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Re: Dream Hook Up (No Homo)
« Reply #27 on: January 08, 2007, 04:03:10 PM »
ebay, credit card company, cell phone company, BMW, Apple (iPods suck, but free ones don't. free mac books dont hurt either), Indy, Vans or Nike SB or Adidas or Lakai, a stable board company, Autobahn, Bones Bearings, oh and Mob grib so I definitely don't get any wack air bubbles that mess me up while doing sk8 trix.

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Re: Dream Hook Up (No Homo)
« Reply #28 on: January 08, 2007, 04:07:49 PM »
This thread has been made 50 times. It sucked the first 49 times too. It just basically is people saying what stuff they would like to get for free. Its not even skate related really.
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Re: Dream Hook Up (No Homo)
« Reply #29 on: January 08, 2007, 04:21:01 PM »
shit, so many...here's a few

*Buffalo Exchange
*American apparel
*Levi's
*Merc clothing
*Fred Perry
*Mini Cooper
*Triumph
*Lambretta
*Amoeba records
*Profondo Rosso DVD store
*Raising Cane's chicken fingers
*Ludwig Drums
*Vater drumsticks
*Sabian cymbals
*Blackheart tattoos
*True Love collective
*Heroin skateboards
*Traffic
*Swiss bearings and bones bushings
*Indy (so I wouldn't have to keep paying for broken trucks)
*Nike SB
*Lakai
*Blue Cross/Blue Shield
*Wal-mart

yeah, get all of those covered, throw in a French bulldog or two, and it'd make my life a lot easier...