Oh my, this is quite the thread. Got a few stories, nothing that can't be laughed at though...
-I was in my early 20's and living with 2 friends. One had a job shellfishing and the other was unemployed (still is) well the unemployed one would sleep all day, wake up around 4 and go from there. Had a terrible habit of drinking a ton, and cooking what I would say, were elaborate meals (chicken cacciatore was a fav) given the level of inebriation and how late this would be (10-11pm). I'd find tomato sauce on the ceiling from him tossing this stuff in the pan. What also added to this, was the kitchen and living room were really one big room, with carpet up to the linoleum. As you could expect, he would rarely do dishes and rarely finish these meals, leaving what was unfinished out. I'm like a strange house cat, eat mostly dry food, don't really cook, eat at work for the majority, so this didn't bother me as much as it should have at the time. Well one day, I was up at 4:30, getting ready to ride to work with a bong rip, and I hear something moving from the stove area. I go to check it out, and whatever he had made, had turned to a pyrex baking tray full of maggots. I think I sent a text when I went to work.
-Was living in PDX, in an apartment I found through my gf at the time, as she was in school out there and I threw caution to the wind and moved out there. The roommates were 2 students at Reed College and they were bright dudes in lotsa ways, but not so much in others. I was a bit older than these dudes, working and going to community college for whatever while they helped run a nuclear reactor or something. Moving on, the school they attended had/has some long time drug culture, "honor code" policy so you can go pretty wild, if you don't blow yourself up or whatever. One of the roommates was ordering coke off the dark web, shipping it to the apartment under a misspelled name of the other roommate and then doing it when he wasn't working on complicated problem sets. At the end of the year, Reed always put on some sort of "ball" always with a different theme. This year was "trap ball" so they decided to turn their dark web coke into crack, they just had to use the one pan I would cook with. These dudes probably all work at google now, or are burnt out.
I currently live in a "Hey Arnold" sorta boarding house of sorts and its great...