13 year old Jagger Eaton wins Tampa AM!

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

Jagger is the whitest name, we mixed all of our favorite racial slurs together into one name.

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

His brother Kiggot kills it, though.

[heckler]

I don't think anyone should be allowed to place in the top 3 in a contest if they do that annoying fly out, drop right back in combo. The judges count lip tricks as tricks too, you know.

[Fenzadill]

Knibbs should have won, the results have seemed flawed at Tampa for years, even though the judges are all respectable dudes.  I don't doubt that his leaving for Boardr affected his placing.

Best trick of the entire contest was during the courtyard Nike demo when Cory Kennedy flew out and hung from the rain gutter, which then bent and spilled its contents on Cory and the concrete course.

This year was good cuz I didn't black out even once 

[wallieD]

[Heather Chandler]

Yuck.  No thanks.

[360 frip]

Was the rest of the competition that weak? Is Jagger even a first name? Sounds like a Thunder Cat.

[AsianVegan]

His dad kinda sounds like Dill, just not as coked out. I kept picturing Dill saying those things (I'd also like to see his Dad skate, what a kook)

[cuntzilla]

Was the rest of the competition that weak? Is Jagger even a first name? Sounds like a Thunder Cat.

One of his other sons is called Koston. I don't think he knows what a first name is.

[beazlocal]

That was so fucking boring to watch

[layzieyez]

That was so fucking boring to watch

Yup.  It gave me the cocksucker blues.

[Bagger Vance]

Why would you name your kid Koston?

I took a class about the holocaust once and the professor would always stress how he never trusts anybody who has a last name as their first name. I guess it was common among nazi leaders.

Is Koston Eaton a Nazi? I'm afraid it's too early to tell.

[Soggy]

when does he turn 16?

[heckler]

Probably in 2017, dumbass.

[mini pebble]

here it is. jagger always refers to his skating as "we"as in his and his dad

Imagine your dad making you drop in on the mega, everyday after school. I bet this kid loves school.

[sleepypancakes]

I can't wait for this kid to get a bunch of shitty tattoos and pile out.

[Soggy]

i want to suck his cock before that happens

[DannyDee]

His dad kinda sounds like Dill, just not as coked out. I kept picturing Dill saying those things (I'd also like to see his Dad skate, what a kook)

Maybe Dill combined with Nyjah's dad. I'm convinced these kids who skate the mega like these kids are gonna have serious long term health issues, people question letting kids that age play football or contact hockey at their ages. One of these kids takes a bail like Jake Brown did its gonna end the X-games.

[4wheels]

i want to suck his cock before that happens

lol wut

[4wheels]

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His dad kinda sounds like Dill, just not as coked out. I kept picturing Dill saying those things (I'd also like to see his Dad skate, what a kook)

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Maybe Dill combined with Nyjah's dad. I'm convinced these kids who skate the mega like these kids are gonna have serious long term health issues, people question letting kids that age play football or contact hockey at their ages. One of these kids takes a bail like Jake Brown did its gonna end the X-games.

its probably safer than jumping down rails and stairs and shit for the long term. but one good slam and ur donezo

[Spaced Cadet]

I'm sure Mick Jagger has Eaton much younger than 13.

[360 frip]

Was this seriously the best skating of the contest? Fuck. The future is bleak. Fucking Jagger. He should be disqualified for not having a name and his mum should buy a skirt.

[cuntzilla]

Why would you name your kid Koston?

I took a class about the holocaust once and the professor would always stress how he never trusts anybody who has a last name as their first name. I guess it was common among nazi leaders.

Is Koston Eaton a Nazi? I'm afraid it's too early to tell.

Walker Ryan is Hitler confirmed?

[Fenzadill]

Just to clarify, this is the run that got Knibbs 4th place

[Kanye Omari West]

Why would you name your kid Koston?

I took a class about the holocaust once and the professor would always stress how he never trusts anybody who has a last name as their first name. I guess it was common among nazi leaders.

Is Koston Eaton a Nazi? I'm afraid it's too early to tell.

Koston been eatin', bruh.

[ben shraider]

Just to clarify, this is the run that got Knibbs 4th place

Dude has great lines and flow, but the tricks weren't too hard, liked this dude way more.

 

Kinda sucks that there aren't really any actually important and already established ams in this.

[GAY]

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Just to clarify, this is the run that got Knibbs 4th place

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Dude has great lines and flow, but the tricks weren't too hard, liked this dude way more.

 

Kinda sucks that there aren't really any actually important and already established ams in this.

That frontside air was a thing of beauty.

[Vibes of skating rocks]

The kid is gross to watch. Anyone with little kid style, no matter how good, should never be able to win a contest. Style should be factored in and if it was the kid wouldn't be in the top 10. Politics are bullshit, Tampa used to be better than that before the whole split up and Boardr starting up.

[Bloody Matt]

  Hardflip back lip

so gross

[Glitch]

This guy won in my opinion.