Putting AVE on blast

[chockfullofthat]

Tracer is the man, SLAP is da goat 

[Jared]

Tracer is the type of person that thinks the transformers films hold artistic merit.

[Seamus_McShamebag]

I was kicking around the internet a little bit looking for some zany clips to edit into a festive holiday video that I am putting together for my family.  The hope being that we can enjoy a little something something while sipping egg nog and eating Martha Stewart inspired holiday cookies while the kids make popcorn garland and I trip acid.  After adding the clip below (I think it's a polar bear so it just seemed to fit the theme) I couldn't help but notice how much it reminded me of Tracer's posting style...



Thanks for the inspiration and helping make my holidays neat as fuck.

[mooraga]

[The Ghost of Lenny Kirk]

cmon tracer, you used to put more effort into these topics

[oyolar]

Tracer is the type of person that thinks the transformers films hold artistic merit.

I don't know about the Transformers films exactly, but I remember hearing that Michael Bay is pretty well-respected with regard to his ability to make unique or innovative framing and angle choices.  Like he should be a director of photography instead of a director/producer.

[Dark Knight]

Michael Bay sucks ass

[yapple dapple]

This Larry Perkins bit is getting old. I mean It was kind of funny 20 years ago in  the big brother interview. But come on! Knock this tired act off. Or don't its a free world.

[Loller_skater]

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[Wall of Nausea]

Michael Bay sucks ass

Yup

Turd person makes turd.

[JamesFardy]

http://makeagif.com/m4wQjK

[The Nose Face]

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Michael Bay sucks ass

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Yup

Turd person makes turd.

Loved when he "winged this" presentation - such a pussy

[writtenword]

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don't mention mindfield because that was horrrrrible

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lol

[Dustin Stoner]

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Mindfield part felt like tossed together in 2 months. Also it's hard to believe AVE smokes crack with all the royalty checks rolling in, guy should be able to afford classy drugs like cocaine and designer

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people just prefer crack to cocaine. i know lotsa folks who buy soft and cook it up themselves [shoutout rusty berrings!] but i'm w/ you tracer. shooting cocaine is a million times better than smoking hard.

Use that lemon juice, and shoot the hard rock son!!!!  Now that is a million times better than anything.  Well, at least for the first 10-15 seconds. Then it's all downhill from there. 

[shark tits]

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Mindfield part felt like tossed together in 2 months. Also it's hard to believe AVE smokes crack with all the royalty checks rolling in, guy should be able to afford classy drugs like cocaine and designer

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people just prefer crack to cocaine. i know lotsa folks who buy soft and cook it up themselves [shoutout rusty berrings!] but i'm w/ you tracer. shooting cocaine is a million times better than smoking hard.

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Use that lemon juice, and shoot the hard rock son!!!!  Now that is a million times better than anything.  Well, at least for the first 10-15 seconds. Then it's all downhill from there. 

i usually go vick vinegar insteada lemon juice but yeah. it's basically shooting soft but w/ added boolsheet. lemon juice can give you heart fungus, careful of that stuff, guy.

[GarbageMan]

This thread is trash... Tracer, please dispose of your account

[Rockin Robbin]

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Mindfield part felt like tossed together in 2 months. Also it's hard to believe AVE smokes crack with all the royalty checks rolling in, guy should be able to afford classy drugs like cocaine and designer

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people just prefer crack to cocaine. i know lotsa folks who buy soft and cook it up themselves [shoutout rusty berrings!] but i'm w/ you tracer. shooting cocaine is a million times better than smoking hard.

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Use that lemon juice, and shoot the hard rock son!!!!  Now that is a million times better than anything.  Well, at least for the first 10-15 seconds. Then it's all downhill from there. 

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i usually go vick vinegar insteada lemon juice but yeah. it's basically shooting soft but w/ added boolsheet. lemon juice can give you heart fungus, careful of that stuff, guy.

Maybe just don't do super gnarly drugs...? Also AVE has some of the best hair in skateboarding so fuck you T-dog.

[shark tits]

if you don't wanna do gnarly drugs then don't. i ain't yo pusherman. are you calling me a t-dog? i never questioned AVE's hair. someone a while ago referred to him as an 'oversexed greaser' i thought that was funny shit.

[Tracer]

How did this go from AVE smoking crack a few times, to injecting lemon juice and vinegar into your veins? Yall are dumb as fuck sometimes my gawd. Atleast crack is relatively common even the mayor of Toronto smoked it and retained office.

Does anyone know the interview of AVE smoking crack ?

[abudabi]

How did this go from AVE smoking crack a few times, to injecting lemon juice and vinegar into your veins? Yall are dumb as fuck sometimes my gawd. Atleast crack is relatively common even the mayor of Toronto smoked it and retained office.

Does anyone know the interview of AVE smoking crack ?

i find it difficult to believe that you genuinely wanna read the interview, but its in an old transworld with ave front 5050ing a ledge against a wall. came out around the time mindfield was released. dont know where to find it online.

[Slappydarkslide]

This thread is insulting, but that interview is on Chromeball incident. Heavy interview. If you think AVE isnt gonna kick fucking ass in the Vans video you're tripping. AVE RULES

[CAPTAIN NOBODY]

This thread is insulting, but that interview is on Chromeball incident. Heavy interview. If you think AVE isnt gonna kick fucking ass in the Vans video you're tripping. AVE RULES

Hell yeah. He just had a sick clip on Guy's instagram too

[slosher]

I forgot Ave used to be good. lol

[pabloalvarado]

Tracer you are a really dumb human. Why do you skate ?

If you skate because is fun please dont bring your opinions with you. AVE is a master.

[TMKF]

you truly are fucking regular. he will most likely have the last part in the Vans video and the dude isn't young. he's definitely been around and relevant since before you started skating that's for sure.

[olden intheway]

Wow, you really put dude on blast. 

I'm sure he's devastated.

Tard

[Tracer]

This thread is insulting, but that interview is on Chromeball incident. Heavy interview. If you think AVE isnt gonna kick fucking ass in the Vans video you're tripping. AVE RULES

[moeron]

AVE's Mindfield part is amazing. Switch Backtail 180 to front tail on a high ass ledge. I haven't even watched that part in over a year and can still vividly see that trick in my head. The man knows how to make a lasting impression.

His Vans part will prove he deserves to have his own shoe more than you deserve to even have a slap account.

[Shazamsung]

I remember when AVE left DC for Vans, one of my friends said something like, "It's better for his outfits. DC's don't look RAWKER enough." That always stuck with me for some reason. That being said, his switch skills are SOOOOOO underrated, it's not even funny. Dude kills everything.


And to all the people saying "You're an idiot, Tracer. Focus your account. Blah blah blah." Think of it this way, there are two choices here: 1. Tracer is legitimately mentally disturbed and you guys are talking shit (you lose), OR 2. He's a fucking troll and you're playing his game his way (you lose.) Tracer wins, regardless of what stupid shit he posts, because all of you get so fucking upset over it. Like he stabbed your moms or something.

It's a dude on a message board. Relax.

[Tracer]

We've been waiting for the Vans video since 2005, look at Vans media they only release youtube single parts. I will focus my account if Vans comes through with their long awaited full length video.