Libtard Thread

[MareVitals]

yo fuck this thread.

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i really feel sorry for all the people who are afraid to make fun of all the great asswipes of this world wether they be white, black, asian, mexican, male, female, heterosexual, homosexual, transgender, etc.. because of some liberal code of conduct.

i've gotten really into the standup comedy circuit since moving to LA, and i often wonder how it can even still exist in this PC dipshit culture of ours. some of you would have a fucking heart attack at a routine comedy show.

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i really feel sorry for all the people who are afraid to make fun of all the great asswipes of this world wether they be white, black, asian, mexican, male, female, heterosexual, homosexual, transgender, etc.. because of some liberal code of conduct.

i've gotten really into the standup comedy circuit since moving to LA, and i often wonder how it can even still exist in this PC dipshit culture of ours. some of you would have a fucking heart attack at a routine comedy show.

AMEN MY NIGGA

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i really feel sorry for all the people who are afraid to make fun of all the great asswipes of this world wether they be white, black, asian, mexican, male, female, heterosexual, homosexual, transgender, etc.. because of some liberal code of conduct.

i've gotten really into the standup comedy circuit since moving to LA, and i often wonder how it can even still exist in this PC dipshit culture of ours. some of you would have a fucking heart attack at a routine comedy show.

comedy is one of the few places where people can point out flaws in different cultures and not have everyone get butthurt. a movie would get boycotted and have to apologize but [for instance] lisa lampanelli can say some shit in a way that everyone recognizes and laughs at it instead of getting butthurt.

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i really feel sorry for all the people who are afraid to make fun of all the great asswipes of this world wether they be white, black, asian, mexican, male, female, heterosexual, homosexual, transgender, etc.. because of some liberal code of conduct.

i've gotten really into the standup comedy circuit since moving to LA, and i often wonder how it can even still exist in this PC dipshit culture of ours. some of you would have a fucking heart attack at a routine comedy show.

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comedy is one of the few places where people can point out flaws in different cultures and not have everyone get butthurt. a movie would get boycotted and have to apologize but [for instance] lisa lampanelli can say some shit in a way that everyone recognizes and laughs at it instead of getting butthurt.

yeah, based on a lot of these dumb fucks logic, if you've ever laughed at on off-color joke a comedian makes, you are now racist.

[KING TUT]

lets make this a racist joke thread.

what's the scariest thing about a white guy in prison?

you know he did it.

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lets make this a racist joke thread.

what's the scariest thing about a white guy in prison?

you know he did it.

a multitude of racism there.. Great job

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lets make this a racist joke thread.

what's the scariest thing about a white guy in prison?

you know he did it.

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a multitude of racism there.. Great job

i bet king tut is white
hell im white and i thought this was funny
dont be a fucking pussy
if you wanna sit there and say other people shouldnt let shit like this get under your skin then DONT BE A PUSSY
jesus christ its like some of you dont even skate, if words affect you like this what happens when you hit that rock and scrape half your face off on pavement??

[Righteous Victim]

lets make this a racist joke thread.

what's the scariest thing about a white woman in prison?

you know she did it.

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lets make this a racist joke thread.

what's the scariest thing about a white guy in prison?

you know he did it.

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a multitude of racism there.. Great job

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i bet king tut is white
hell im white and i thought this was funny
dont be a fucking pussy
if you wanna sit there and say other people shouldnt let shit like this get under your skin then DONT BE A PUSSY
jesus christ its like some of you dont even skate, if words affect you like this what happens when you hit that rock and scrape half your face off on pavement??

I liked his joke you fucking idiot. Hence the great job comment.

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lets make this a racist joke thread.

what's the scariest thing about a white guy in prison?

you know he did it.

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a multitude of racism there.. Great job

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i bet king tut is white
hell im white and i thought this was funny
dont be a fucking pussy
if you wanna sit there and say other people shouldnt let shit like this get under your skin then DONT BE A PUSSY
jesus christ its like some of you dont even skate, if words affect you like this what happens when you hit that rock and scrape half your face off on pavement??

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I liked his joke you fucking idiot. Hence the great job comment.

It was a real knee slapper I'll tell you what.

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lets make this a racist joke thread.

what's the scariest thing about a white guy in prison?

you know he did it.

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a multitude of racism there.. Great job

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i bet king tut is white
hell im white and i thought this was funny
dont be a fucking pussy
if you wanna sit there and say other people shouldnt let shit like this get under your skin then DONT BE A PUSSY
jesus christ its like some of you dont even skate, if words affect you like this what happens when you hit that rock and scrape half your face off on pavement??

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I liked his joke you fucking idiot. Hence the great job comment.

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It was a real knee slapper I'll tell you what.

what happend to your Mace joke?

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lets make this a racist joke thread.

what's the scariest thing about a white guy in prison?

you know he did it.

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a multitude of racism there.. Great job

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i bet king tut is white
hell im white and i thought this was funny
dont be a fucking pussy
if you wanna sit there and say other people shouldnt let shit like this get under your skin then DONT BE A PUSSY
jesus christ its like some of you dont even skate, if words affect you like this what happens when you hit that rock and scrape half your face off on pavement??

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I liked his joke you fucking idiot. Hence the great job comment.

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It was a real knee slapper I'll tell you what.

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what happend to your Mace joke?

the ".." at the end of the great job made it sound sarcastic

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[shark tits]

how do you get a one armed polack out of a tree?
wave

what do you call 4 black guys in a tool shed?
antique farm equipment

how do you know an indian has been drinking at your house?
your wife has a black eye and your dog is pregnant

[ill_Murray]

What do you call 4 hispanic men all with legal residency who are trapped in quick sand?

Cuatro Sink-o. 

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lets make this a racist joke thread.

what's the scariest thing about a white guy in prison?

you know he did it.

[close]

a multitude of racism there.. Great job

[close]

i bet king tut is white
hell im white and i thought this was funny
dont be a fucking pussy
if you wanna sit there and say other people shouldnt let shit like this get under your skin then DONT BE A PUSSY
jesus christ its like some of you dont even skate, if words affect you like this what happens when you hit that rock and scrape half your face off on pavement??

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I liked his joke you fucking idiot. Hence the great job comment.

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It was a real knee slapper I'll tell you what.

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what happend to your Mace joke?

Why do black men cry during sex?
Mace

Difference between Batman and Blackman? Batman can go out at night without Robin.

All good and fun, but I love the swoop of you guys making this thread into something else than what it was intended. As far as racist jokes I got loads for every ethnicity. It doesn't really say much though in terms of those being self cannibalizing baby dicks looking for the next offensive thing to be offended about. That is just going to happen period. neener neener.

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i really feel sorry for all the people who are afraid to make fun of all the great asswipes of this world wether they be white, black, asian, mexican, male, female, heterosexual, homosexual, transgender, etc.. because of some liberal code of conduct.

i've gotten really into the standup comedy circuit since moving to LA, and i often wonder how it can even still exist in this PC dipshit culture of ours. some of you would have a fucking heart attack at a routine comedy show.

[close]

comedy is one of the few places where people can point out flaws in different cultures and not have everyone get butthurt. a movie would get boycotted and have to apologize but [for instance] lisa lampanelli can say some shit in a way that everyone recognizes and laughs at it instead of getting butthurt.

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yeah, based on a lot of these dumb fucks logic, if you've ever laughed at on off-color joke a comedian makes, you are now racist.

  This is so true.  I know a girl that got all pissed off at us because we were watching "the roast of flavor flav" and laughing at the racial jokes.  She started suggesting that we were racist because she thought it was hateful and racist.  She just couldn't get the concept of a JOKE.  It was so clear to everyone else that everyone involved in the roast was just having a laugh, even if it meant saying some shocking stuff. 

[NickDagger]

It's happening.

[Wall of Nausea]

It's happening.

If it's so important then why did they mistakenly wash that list in the laundry? It should be matted and framed for all the Zirs/Zies out there to see.

[GoodguyEh]

Well fuck... I thought this was gonna become a racist joke thread.

anyways, why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? a boy scout comes home from camp

What do Black women and hockey players have in common? they both change their pads after 3 periods

[Righteous Victim]

I don't like racist jokes.

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What do Black women and hockey players have in common? they both change their pads after 3 periods

 

i dun getit

[abudabi]

why was six afraid of seven?



seven is puerto rican.

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What do Black women and hockey players have in common? they both change their pads after 3 periods

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i dun getit

I dont know how to go in to detail with this one without sounding more racist than I already do.

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

(Because all black women are Canadian)

[DJ]

What do Black women and hockey players have in common? they both change their pads after 3 periods

Haha I heard it "what's the difference between a lesbian and a hockey player?  A hockey player showers after three periods."

[shark tits]

what's the difference between a black guy and a large pizza?
large pizza can feed a family of 3.

i heard the polish army just got 100 septic tanks.
yeah, when they learn how to drive them they're gonna invade russia.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/02/last-man-on-earth_n_6787066.html

[tobey]

is this the right place to post this? I mean a lot of people found it offensive, i thought it was pretty funny

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L2fazw5Y9k&feature=youtu.be