Author Topic: girl at gym chooses treadmill next to me (Read 13193 times)

white rapper · « **on:** March 13, 2015, 06:49:18 AM »

ok, so i was at the gym last night just running on the treadmill as usual. 5 minutes into my run, this hot girl decides to run on the treadmill next to me. out of about 30 other empty treadmills, she chooses the one next to mine wtf. unfortunately i did not talk to her at all cuz i was to focused on my run. and how am i supposed to spit game to a girl on a treadmill while my headpohnes are in and im running and sweating my balls off? i need tips for next time this happens

ttching! · « **Reply #1 on:** March 13, 2015, 07:07:17 AM »

Yushin Okami · « **Reply #2 on:** March 13, 2015, 07:31:32 AM »

Quote from: ttching! on March 13, 2015, 07:07:17 AM

...just make sure you're fully erect. If you put a soft dick in her hand she's gonna know something is up right away.

EAT PUSSY! · « **Reply #3 on:** March 13, 2015, 08:44:45 AM »

sorry but it will not happen again, ever. period.

you should have said "hi".

Sleazy · « **Reply #4 on:** March 13, 2015, 09:32:29 AM »

Quote from: white rapper on March 13, 2015, 06:49:18 AM

ok, so i was at the gym last night just running on the treadmill as usual. 5 minutes into my run, this hot girl decides to run on the treadmill next to me. out of about 30 other empty treadmills, she chooses the one next to mine wtf. unfortunately i did not talk to her at all cuz i was to focused on my run. and how am i supposed to spit game to a girl on a treadmill while my headpohnes are in and im running and sweating my balls off? i need tips for next time this happens

smile at her and see how she reacts, then hit her up later at the water fountain if she reacted well

dude attitude · « **Reply #5 on:** March 13, 2015, 11:00:32 AM »

gym aint the same as normal social settings (bar/school etc) where that could be construed as a signal its common gym practice to lean more towards losers because it makes you look more in shape/feel more secure exercising in public maybe not though maybe youre fit as fuck based on your capacity to talk to females u prolly for sure r

doublesteveburger · « **Reply #6 on:** March 13, 2015, 11:39:56 AM »

Quote from: Yushin Okami on March 13, 2015, 07:31:32 AM

Quote from: ttching! on March 13, 2015, 07:07:17 AM
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...just make sure you're fully erect. If you put a soft dick in her hand she's gonna know something is up right away.

no she's not

Tufty · « **Reply #7 on:** March 13, 2015, 11:48:10 AM »

This happens once in your life time if you are lucky. You blew it dude.

Rusty Shackleford · « **Reply #8 on:** March 13, 2015, 12:28:03 PM »

sidle up on a machine next to HER sometime. whatcha got to lose?

posguy · « **Reply #9 on:** March 13, 2015, 01:00:44 PM »

Quote from: Sleazy on March 13, 2015, 09:32:29 AM

Quote from: white rapper on March 13, 2015, 06:49:18 AM
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ok, so i was at the gym last night just running on the treadmill as usual. 5 minutes into my run, this hot girl decides to run on the treadmill next to me. out of about 30 other empty treadmills, she chooses the one next to mine wtf. unfortunately i did not talk to her at all cuz i was to focused on my run. and how am i supposed to spit game to a girl on a treadmill while my headpohnes are in and im running and sweating my balls off? i need tips for next time this happens
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smile at her and see how she reacts, then hit her up later at the water fountain if she reacted well

this, ask about her run or what kind of workout she's doing. Maybe offer to spot if she needs it

ROCKxADIO420 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 13, 2015, 01:15:44 PM »

maintain eye contact while tornado squatting

givecigstosurfgroms · « **Reply #11 on:** March 13, 2015, 01:21:25 PM »

say somthing like "hey I like you're pretty eyes" KEEP IT CORNY AND OBVIOUS try lying, mix it up It sucks that being cheezy works with chicks, such is life

Smell Good · « **Reply #12 on:** March 13, 2015, 01:29:15 PM »

Make a verbal offer to lick her sweaty asshole after her treadmill sesh

j....soy..... · « **Reply #13 on:** March 13, 2015, 02:23:24 PM »

Quote from: ROCKxADIO420 on March 13, 2015, 01:15:44 PM

maintain eye contact while tornado squatting

Paging will.....see...wreck this thread.....

Binomial Nomenclature · « **Reply #14 on:** March 13, 2015, 04:35:15 PM »

Quote from: ttching! on March 13, 2015, 07:07:17 AM

who's this?

Hercules Rockefeller · « **Reply #15 on:** March 13, 2015, 04:55:16 PM »

Quote from: Binomial Nomenclature on March 13, 2015, 04:35:15 PM

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who's this?

i think his name is "John Strongo".

Custom skater · « **Reply #16 on:** March 15, 2015, 05:17:34 AM »

So you saw a hot girl who was in the treadmill next to you and you never gave any sort of contact with her? Nkt even a smile?

Im sorry to say it but...

pica · « **Reply #17 on:** March 23, 2015, 04:29:18 PM »

QUIT SINNIN · « **Reply #18 on:** March 23, 2015, 07:15:12 PM »

is it possible she chose the treadmill next to you so you couldn't stare at her ass?

IanBZHD · « **Reply #19 on:** March 24, 2015, 11:23:53 AM »

This is a women we're talking about...

As soon as she got on that treadmill, she was sizing up how many miles you've ran and calculating your minutes-per-mile based on how long you've been running. This is some tricky shit. You have to make sure even if your wiped out at this point, you bump your treadmill up to speed level 9 make sure you run until she's finished also. Casually turn your head toward her and give her a casual smirk 'whats up?', casually.

Also, try not to sweat too much, because sweating too much is disgusting but sweating a little bit may turn them on from pheromone excretion. If you're not boning in the locker room 15 minutes later, then ever porno I've seen is a lie.

Rusty_Berrings · « **Reply #20 on:** March 24, 2015, 06:41:07 PM »

well you obviously didn't want to talk to her if you didn't take the headphones out and talk. it happens.

poopnutsupreme · « **Reply #21 on:** March 24, 2015, 10:58:50 PM »

Deep grunts, always go to deep grunts. Some people still have this natural instinct where if they are with someone who's very sweaty and grunting they have to please them. I got super lucky was born with really bad anxiety so I get super nervous all the time and sweat a bunch so I just start doing these really intense grunts and man I've just been getting so much tail. The laddies love it.

spungo · « **Reply #22 on:** March 26, 2015, 07:51:33 PM »

The laddies love it? You getting with little British boys? You kinky freak

4LOM · « **Reply #23 on:** March 27, 2015, 04:06:37 AM »

Women get creeped on all the time. Let this person exercise in peace.

poopnutsupreme · « **Reply #24 on:** March 27, 2015, 04:29:25 AM »

Quote from: spungo on March 26, 2015, 07:51:33 PM

The laddies love it? You getting with little British boys? You kinky freak

Bros before hoes. But you know, little bros before big bros.

Dark Knight · « **Reply #25 on:** March 27, 2015, 06:27:11 AM »

This shit happens all the time, don't read too much into it.

SHARPSHOOTER · « **Reply #26 on:** March 27, 2015, 09:58:09 AM »

Same shit happened to me on the bus. Girl sitting across from me, taps my foot twice, we play staring tag back and forth for a bit. she zip downed her sweater a bit more for whatever reason. More stare tag, then I got off my bus. Then.. I realized I have a girlfriend.

GAY · « **Reply #27 on:** March 27, 2015, 10:14:55 AM »

Straight people LOL

swagdragon123 · « **Reply #28 on:** March 27, 2015, 12:12:44 PM »

Quote from: GAY on March 27, 2015, 10:14:55 AM

Straight people LOL

abudabi · « **Reply #29 on:** March 27, 2015, 12:26:11 PM »

thread title has been making me laugh every time it pops up

Author Topic: girl at gym chooses treadmill next to me (Read 13193 times)

dude attitude

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ROCKxADIO420

Rusty_Berrings

SHARPSHOOTER

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