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Breaking the Silence: Slap's Dirty Secret
« on: April 29, 2015, 07:19:14 AM »
Over the last month ive recieved messages from from two individuals working for a well known brand, asking me to post positively on all their riders slap coverage in exchange for a bit of free product. I declined as I dont really like the brand or China wood boards. When I told them it was kinda odd, they said, most pals are getting forum flow from one brand or another...  ??? Thats pretty nuts if true, but I cant say im suprised. Since I declined ive been getting kooked like crazy...

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Re: Breaking the Silence: Slap's Dirty Secret
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2015, 07:23:48 AM »
2/10
Hosin' out the cab of his pickup truck
He's got his 8-track playin' really fuckin' loud

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Re: Breaking the Silence: Slap's Dirty Secret
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2015, 07:25:20 AM »
Chad Bowers, if you're out there I will gladly keep voicing my opinion of how amazing Bledsoe, Crockett, and JJ are in exchange for flow product

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Re: Breaking the Silence: Slap's Dirty Secret
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2015, 07:26:22 AM »
Haha! I hope this is true. That would be beautiful!

Fuck! Too good...

Who was it? Hope it was Dwindle!

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Re: Breaking the Silence: Slap's Dirty Secret
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2015, 07:44:19 AM »
I'll do it.

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Re: Breaking the Silence: Slap's Dirty Secret
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2015, 07:53:54 AM »
Haha! I hope this is true. That would be beautiful!

Fuck! Too good...

Who was it? Hope it was Dwindle!


Meh I was going to say, but they still support a team of pros, so i dont want to give them negative press, its not the riders fault, but they could be the ones to suffer as a result of it.

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Re: Breaking the Silence: Slap's Dirty Secret
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2015, 07:55:42 AM »
Someone has to be taking kickbacks to back those Dylan shoes.
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Re: Breaking the Silence: Slap's Dirty Secret
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2015, 08:14:54 AM »
i guess the cat is out of the bag.  ever since I blew slap away with my post on how ishod went pro (with link to berrics) i have been rolling in free gear from the top companies in skateboarding.  everything from an ergonomic keyboards, cases of limited edition redbull and some amazing crackers. basically anything that will keep me posting great about their company. one company (who will not be named) even got me one of their pro's signature hatchbacks. i am sorry i held this back from you guys for so long.  honestly is such a relief coming forward with this.
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Re: Breaking the Silence: Slap's Dirty Secret
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2015, 08:20:14 AM »
When Bronze called, I said yes.


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Re: Breaking the Silence: Slap's Dirty Secret
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2015, 08:29:40 AM »
I don't know what your talking about. let's change the subject, i love drinking mountain dew not just because it tastes good and makes me jump higher but because it gives me more hair you know where and the girls really thinks its bomb.

also tracker trucks are kewl.

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Re: Breaking the Silence: Slap's Dirty Secret
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2015, 08:40:07 AM »


I'll do it for any Euro brand (in live in europe so I doubt any american brand would ship me their product)

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Re: Breaking the Silence: Slap's Dirty Secret
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2015, 08:54:00 AM »
It's working. I was just thinking of buying the new Mikey Taylor shoe because of Slap's lukewarm response

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Re: Breaking the Silence: Slap's Dirty Secret
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2015, 09:00:41 AM »

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Re: Breaking the Silence: Slap's Dirty Secret
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2015, 09:04:19 AM »
My board is starting to lose it's pop, and I know who else is gay.

For every new layer exposed, one gay pro exposed.


Just letting you board companies know, I've been skating everyday...

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Re: Breaking the Silence: Slap's Dirty Secret
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2015, 09:13:47 AM »
...and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

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Re: Breaking the Silence: Slap's Dirty Secret
« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2015, 09:16:54 AM »
until i get an offer every company is offically garbage. i only ride boards Rusty Berrings carves out of vermont maples w/ syrup for griptape and wheels he concocts in his garage laboratory. and they ride just fine. eff da industry!

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Re: Breaking the Silence: Slap's Dirty Secret
« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2015, 09:22:25 AM »
My board is starting to lose it's pop, and I know who else is gay.

For every new layer exposed, one gay pro exposed.


Just letting you board companies know, I've been skating everyday...

Can you imagine if you were into pressure flips? There wouldn't be anyone hetero left in the industry.

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Re: Breaking the Silence: Slap's Dirty Secret
« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2015, 09:23:02 AM »
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Re: Breaking the Silence: Slap's Dirty Secret
« Reply #21 on: April 29, 2015, 09:26:39 AM »
Wasn't someone getting free gear to do shoe reviews or something. I wanna say it was Tate.

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Re: Breaking the Silence: Slap's Dirty Secret
« Reply #22 on: April 29, 2015, 09:30:18 AM »
some amazing crackers

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Re: Breaking the Silence: Slap's Dirty Secret
« Reply #24 on: April 29, 2015, 09:50:59 AM »
This thread just became the brothel of Slap...

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Re: Breaking the Silence: Slap's Dirty Secret
« Reply #25 on: April 29, 2015, 09:56:26 AM »
I feel you man, as I approach Pal status my offers have been through the roof... NSS, Airspeed, and GoGurt have been hitting me up like crazy.

But I'm a pretty core dude, so I just go to my local (Walmart) and buy em instead.

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Re: Breaking the Silence: Slap's Dirty Secret
« Reply #26 on: April 29, 2015, 10:05:49 AM »
its clear that the dude is backed pretty hard by tinder, but im real anxious to hear which condom sponsor toby goes with.

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Re: Breaking the Silence: Slap's Dirty Secret
« Reply #27 on: April 29, 2015, 10:13:48 AM »
Someone has to be taking kickbacks to back those Dylan shoes.

You can't just chalk it up to them being cheap on amazon and people who post on Slap being a bunch of frilly little Jessie's that are just waiting for that chance to get into a pair of dress shoes.....

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Re: Breaking the Silence: Slap's Dirty Secret
« Reply #28 on: April 29, 2015, 10:14:33 AM »

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Re: Breaking the Silence: Slap's Dirty Secret
« Reply #29 on: April 29, 2015, 10:46:30 AM »
This is just plain wrong. Compensation for a positive opinion? Slap Pals are the tastemakers and would never stoop to something like this  that calls their credibility into question.

That's about as low as the weight of a set of the new Tensor MagLights, which at just 231 grams should be everyone's choice for light weight without sacrificing stability. Get yours today.