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Re: skaters that embarrass you
« Reply #30 on: May 12, 2015, 06:21:56 PM »
People that are embarrassed by pros they should just be appreciating or not paying attention to/"being embarrassed by" actually are probably really embarrassing people that do humiliating shit whilst out in public with you.

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Re: skaters that embarrass you
« Reply #31 on: May 12, 2015, 06:23:58 PM »
It's weird how similar their names are and yet I don't want Jesse to pee on me at all
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« Reply #32 on: May 12, 2015, 07:38:13 PM »
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« Reply #33 on: May 12, 2015, 07:54:10 PM »
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edit: he embarasses me with his impeccable style

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« Reply #34 on: May 12, 2015, 09:38:00 PM »
nick rix
edit: he embarasses me with his impeccable style

Never heard of this fool. Looked him up on YouTube. Dude looks like shit on a skateboard. Embarrassing. First time I've agreed with you abudabi

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Re: skaters that embarrass you
« Reply #35 on: May 13, 2015, 06:24:59 AM »
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Re: skaters that embarrass you
« Reply #36 on: May 13, 2015, 06:50:05 AM »
ya but are they a parody of themselves?

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Re: skaters that embarrass you
« Reply #37 on: May 13, 2015, 08:06:05 AM »
When Jimmy Carlin took his clothes off at batb and danced and shit I cringed hard.
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« Reply #38 on: May 13, 2015, 08:20:26 AM »
i'm embarassed by people who support the following: grizzly grip, neff, anything sold at mall stores really. also the "xtreme" skaters that "skate" but also do parkour, snowboard, etc. i'm much more bothered by all of that than jesse alba. sorry.

What's your beef with snowboarding?

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« Reply #39 on: May 13, 2015, 08:38:12 AM »
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nick rix
edit: he embarasses me with his impeccable style
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Never heard of this fool. Looked him up on YouTube. Dude looks like shit on a skateboard. Embarrassing. First time I've agreed with you abudabi
Ah I remember when that kook used to post on here.

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Re: skaters that embarrass you
« Reply #40 on: May 13, 2015, 08:44:08 AM »
Now for a serious reply: Felix

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Re: skaters that embarrass you
« Reply #41 on: May 13, 2015, 09:07:59 AM »
I often get embarrassed by some of the comments posted on this forum. 

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Re: skaters that embarrass you
« Reply #42 on: May 13, 2015, 09:12:13 AM »
I often get embarrassed by some of the comments posted on this forum. 

OMG no one on this forum is a skater!

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Re: skaters that embarrass you
« Reply #43 on: May 13, 2015, 09:38:24 AM »
Dill, Sheckler, Nyjah and the entire welcome team

This, greg myers, and jerme rogers.


Edit: Now that someone has mentioned Shane Heyl and Jimmy Carlin, I definitely have to include them as well.  Every word that comes out of Shane Heyl's mouth I think to myself "What the fuck is he even saying/ talking about?"  and I don't care how good Jimmy Carlin is, i can't stand that dude.
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« Reply #44 on: May 13, 2015, 09:42:47 AM »
one time i was scrolling through instagram and see dane burman talking shit in the comments to tim o conner about how many followers he had. since then he has proceeded to become more and more embarrassing.

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« Reply #45 on: May 13, 2015, 09:49:54 AM »
Every time Jimmy Carlin does his fake gay shtick I cringe.

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Re: skaters that embarrass you
« Reply #46 on: May 13, 2015, 09:56:08 AM »
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Re: skaters that embarrass you
« Reply #47 on: May 13, 2015, 10:46:31 AM »
Vallely.
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Re: skaters that embarrass you
« Reply #48 on: May 13, 2015, 10:54:55 AM »
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Jesse Alba. Kid is trying so hard to appear like he's not trying hard at all.
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What's weird is I was going to say the EXACT same thing about Jessica Alba...poser bitch!
Ya Jesse is one big bitch!  8)

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Re: skaters that embarrass you
« Reply #49 on: May 13, 2015, 11:24:59 AM »
Drugged out Antwuan Dixon and the skaters that want him to stay like that.
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.

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Re: skaters that embarrass you
« Reply #50 on: May 13, 2015, 11:30:32 AM »
one time i was scrolling through instagram and see dane burman talking shit in the comments to tim o conner about how many followers he had. since then he has proceeded to become more and more embarrassing.
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Re: skaters that embarrass you
« Reply #51 on: May 13, 2015, 11:32:09 AM »
The majority of interviews with pro skateboarders are embarrassing to read, they often don't say anything real about what their asked about and they are usually boring ass answers. For instance, it's always "yeah he's sick, I want to see everyone's part, they are both good". Now, I'm not looking for a fucking scandal every time I open an interview but (nearly) every pro seems shit scared of offending anyone if they speak their mind. There would be nothing wrong with someone voicing their opinion of not liking someone's skating or being annoyed that someone else did the same trick as them and released it before them. I'm aware there are some great and honest interviews etc but mostly, they are stale, bland and lack what feels like real personality.
I'm going to argue that Placebo owes their entire career to a Canadian dude's skate video part. Appleyard should be getting royalties for this shit.

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Re: skaters that embarrass you
« Reply #52 on: May 13, 2015, 11:55:02 AM »
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why does San Diego produce such generic skate rats?

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not knocking on any skateboarders, but San Diego seems to be like one of the most big generic cities in the US
I know what you're talking about but the people that fit into that mold are only popular because the industry and consumers make them popular. Also consider crews like Shep Dawgs are a crew because they have similar sensibilities with each other. That group got big and so they come off as representative of the area as a whole rather than a segment of the population whether or not it's fair. Nobody on Skate Mafia is like that. Nobody I see skate on a regular basis is like that. I could type a long list of individuals in the industry from San Diego who are around right now who don't adhere to that look or type of skating. Also, that look seems to be some well off white boy North County bullshit. They don't all fit that criteria, but that's probably where it came from.

I'm embarrassed of most skaters in general.
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Re: skaters that embarrass you
« Reply #53 on: May 13, 2015, 11:59:35 AM »
Vallely.

This. Dude hasn't even learned a new trick since the 90's. Milking it personified.

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« Reply #54 on: May 13, 2015, 12:32:28 PM »
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i'm embarassed by people who support the following: grizzly grip, neff, anything sold at mall stores really. also the "xtreme" skaters that "skate" but also do parkour, snowboard, etc. i'm much more bothered by all of that than jesse alba. sorry.
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What's your beef with snowboarding?

Agreed. Snowboarding may be an easier, less cool alternative to skateboarding for rich kids, but it isn't even in the same kookiness league as parkour. Also, pro snowboarders tend to also be very good at skateboarding (see Jed Anderson and Scott Stevens).

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Re: skaters that embarrass you
« Reply #55 on: May 13, 2015, 01:52:59 PM »
Andy Schrock...

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Re: skaters that embarrass you
« Reply #56 on: May 13, 2015, 02:25:43 PM »
I don't like how idiot savant huston and his jorts and long socks are the face of skateboarding right now.

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Re: skaters that embarrass you
« Reply #57 on: May 13, 2015, 02:46:11 PM »
The majority of interviews with pro skateboarders are embarrassing to read, they often don't say anything real about what their asked about and they are usually boring ass answers. For instance, it's always "yeah he's sick, I want to see everyone's part, they are both good". Now, I'm not looking for a fucking scandal every time I open an interview but (nearly) every pro seems shit scared of offending anyone if they speak their mind. There would be nothing wrong with someone voicing their opinion of not liking someone's skating or being annoyed that someone else did the same trick as them and released it before them. I'm aware there are some great and honest interviews etc but mostly, they are stale, bland and lack what feels like real personality.

This is why skateboarding need Forrest Edwards now more than ever.
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Re: skaters that embarrass you
« Reply #58 on: May 13, 2015, 02:50:49 PM »
like why is Vallely still 'competing' in Tampa Pro? smh

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Re: skaters that embarrass you
« Reply #59 on: May 13, 2015, 02:58:44 PM »
sinner takes the cake
on the topic of jesse alba, he seems like the kinda person who would suck his friends cock to be edgy