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Re: Kid Ollies onto a Porsche
« Reply #120 on: July 03, 2015, 06:27:53 AM »
if you own a porsche you are basically an adult fuccboi so i really have no problem with this at all and if you do you dont relaly skate

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Re: Kid Ollies onto a Porsche
« Reply #121 on: July 03, 2015, 02:59:16 PM »
if you own a porsche you are basically an adult fuccboi so i really have no problem with this at all and if you do you dont relaly skate
yeah... that's usually what people who can't afford one say. if you had that kind of money you wouldn't be driving a kia.

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Re: Kid Ollies onto a Porsche
« Reply #122 on: July 03, 2015, 07:56:34 PM »
I personally don't think skating someone's car or bike is cool but you probably are a douche if you own such a car. Even if you grew up poor and saved at some shitty job for a Porsche you're still a douche and the odds are very good you have a small penis. If it was a cool bike that would be different.
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Re: Kid Ollies onto a Porsche
« Reply #123 on: July 03, 2015, 08:05:16 PM »
if you own a porsche you are basically an adult fuccboi so i really have no problem with this at all and if you do you dont relaly skate
You'd rather drive a Corolla made in Mexico? Have some self respect, get a job and drive whatever you want.

There's no winning, drive a nice car, you have a small penis. Drive a shitmobile, you're a broke dick loser.

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Re: Kid Ollies onto a Porsche
« Reply #124 on: July 03, 2015, 09:42:38 PM »
#blacklivesmatter

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Re: Kid Ollies onto a Porsche
« Reply #125 on: July 04, 2015, 03:59:20 AM »
"A kid ollies onto a Porsche, the Porsche owner says to him...."