Nyjah to Nike in three months

[thespacewolf]

In his recent insta video hes skating in Nikes and you can see a giant SB in his skatepark when hes skating.

[cobs]

He's either on Nike, or Berra wrote one of those messages like on the Berrics and signed it sb.

- sb

[SodaJerk]

Looks like it was a sausage fest at his hotel room party.

[Watson]

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This is rullep�lse. Let me tell you about my relationship with rullep�lse.

Rullep�lse is a traditional Danish cold-cut. I have made a deal with myself to never even taste it (can you see why?).
I know what it's made of, its place in Danish cuisine and several people who go ape-shit over it. They tell me that it's fantastic and that I am missing out. I don't care.

Nyjah is rullep�lse.

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what? whats wrong with that cold cut? i dont get the comparison sorry

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oh god is that shit gooooood. eating some right now. and when you put soma dat mustard on it. hnnnnng.

Okay yeah Nyjah is a massive douche and Nike is ruining skateboarding, that's all been well established. No one gives a fuck. Much more important, we haven't gotten to the bottom of this rulleplse business. Looks delicious! Is it pork?!

[sms_b]

[tobey]

I would love to be him when i was 21.

Definitely don't want to be him when hes 40 because hes probably going to commit suicide

[ice nine]

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This is rullep�lse. Let me tell you about my relationship with rullep�lse.

Rullep�lse is a traditional Danish cold-cut. I have made a deal with myself to never even taste it (can you see why?).
I know what it's made of, its place in Danish cuisine and several people who go ape-shit over it. They tell me that it's fantastic and that I am missing out. I don't care.

Nyjah is rullep�lse.

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what? whats wrong with that cold cut? i dont get the comparison sorry

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oh god is that shit gooooood. eating some right now. and when you put soma dat mustard on it. hnnnnng.

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Okay yeah Nyjah is a massive douche and Nike is ruining skateboarding, that's all been well established. No one gives a fuck. Much more important, we haven't gotten to the bottom of this rulleplse business. Looks delicious! Is it pork?!

yea its a rolled pork belly, looks cured too. basically bacon with herbs

[Watson]

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This is rullep�lse. Let me tell you about my relationship with rullep�lse.

Rullep�lse is a traditional Danish cold-cut. I have made a deal with myself to never even taste it (can you see why?).
I know what it's made of, its place in Danish cuisine and several people who go ape-shit over it. They tell me that it's fantastic and that I am missing out. I don't care.

Nyjah is rullep�lse.

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what? whats wrong with that cold cut? i dont get the comparison sorry

[close]

oh god is that shit gooooood. eating some right now. and when you put soma dat mustard on it. hnnnnng.

[close]

Okay yeah Nyjah is a massive douche and Nike is ruining skateboarding, that's all been well established. No one gives a fuck. Much more important, we haven't gotten to the bottom of this rulleplse business. Looks delicious! Is it pork?!

[close]

yea its a rolled pork belly, looks cured too. basically bacon with herbs

Holy fuck! If Nyjah is rullepolse I want to eat Nyjah everyday!!!

[SFblah]

[Dishonest John]

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This is rullep�lse. Let me tell you about my relationship with rullep�lse.

Rullep�lse is a traditional Danish cold-cut. I have made a deal with myself to never even taste it (can you see why?).
I know what it's made of, its place in Danish cuisine and several people who go ape-shit over it. They tell me that it's fantastic and that I am missing out. I don't care.

Nyjah is rullep�lse.

[close]

what? whats wrong with that cold cut? i dont get the comparison sorry

[close]

oh god is that shit gooooood. eating some right now. and when you put soma dat mustard on it. hnnnnng.

[close]

Okay yeah Nyjah is a massive douche and Nike is ruining skateboarding, that's all been well established. No one gives a fuck. Much more important, we haven't gotten to the bottom of this rulleplse business. Looks delicious! Is it pork?!

[close]

yea its a rolled pork belly, looks cured too. basically bacon with herbs

[close]

Holy fuck! If Nyjah is rullepolse I want to eat Nyjah everyday!!!

http://www.dlc.fi/~marianna/gourmet/7_25.htm

[Coastal Fever]

I wish Nyjah could just enjoy his fame, money and drugs in ways that make me jealous, but not think he's a stupid asshole.  Loudspeakers in a hotel... fuck.

[doomstation55]

Yeah all the skateboarders I like are notorious for being mild mannered guests in hotel rooms.

[Watson]

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This is rullep�lse. Let me tell you about my relationship with rullep�lse.

Rullep�lse is a traditional Danish cold-cut. I have made a deal with myself to never even taste it (can you see why?).
I know what it's made of, its place in Danish cuisine and several people who go ape-shit over it. They tell me that it's fantastic and that I am missing out. I don't care.

Nyjah is rullep�lse.

[close]

what? whats wrong with that cold cut? i dont get the comparison sorry

[close]

oh god is that shit gooooood. eating some right now. and when you put soma dat mustard on it. hnnnnng.

[close]

Okay yeah Nyjah is a massive douche and Nike is ruining skateboarding, that's all been well established. No one gives a fuck. Much more important, we haven't gotten to the bottom of this rulleplse business. Looks delicious! Is it pork?!

[close]

yea its a rolled pork belly, looks cured too. basically bacon with herbs

[close]

Holy fuck! If Nyjah is rullepolse I want to eat Nyjah everyday!!!

[close]

http://www.dlc.fi/~marianna/gourmet/7_25.htm

Holy fuck that sounds delicious! Lasernaut I don't know what the fuck you're going on about!

[Coastal Fever]

Yeah all the skateboarders I like are notorious for being mild mannered guests in hotel rooms.

... good point.

[KUberry]

Jereme Rogers caused like $5,000 worth of damage that time at his hotel in NY...

[lampshade]

Hopefully the Nyjah story will be interesting for awhile, like Hosoi or Gator.  That speaker in a hotel room is crazy.  I get stoked when my hotel room has an iPod dock. 

[Allen.]

I honestly don't understand how he's getting play with that mechanical pencil eraser fade he's got

[Lasernaut]

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This is rullep�lse. Let me tell you about my relationship with rullep�lse.

Rullep�lse is a traditional Danish cold-cut. I have made a deal with myself to never even taste it (can you see why?).
I know what it's made of, its place in Danish cuisine and several people who go ape-shit over it. They tell me that it's fantastic and that I am missing out. I don't care.

Nyjah is rullep�lse.

[close]

what? whats wrong with that cold cut? i dont get the comparison sorry

[close]

oh god is that shit gooooood. eating some right now. and when you put soma dat mustard on it. hnnnnng.

[close]

Okay yeah Nyjah is a massive douche and Nike is ruining skateboarding, that's all been well established. No one gives a fuck. Much more important, we haven't gotten to the bottom of this rulleplse business. Looks delicious! Is it pork?!

[close]

yea its a rolled pork belly, looks cured too. basically bacon with herbs

[close]

Holy fuck! If Nyjah is rullepolse I want to eat Nyjah everyday!!!

[close]

http://www.dlc.fi/~marianna/gourmet/7_25.htm

[close]

Holy fuck that sounds delicious! Lasernaut I don't know what the fuck you're going on about!

I was just trying to camouflage hate as personal taste, that's all. But hey, maybe I got a few people stoked on rullepølse.
Here's a how-to video. In Danish though, but shouldn't be hard to follow along.

[Rasmus]

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This is rullep�lse. Let me tell you about my relationship with rullep�lse.

Rullep�lse is a traditional Danish cold-cut. I have made a deal with myself to never even taste it (can you see why?).
I know what it's made of, its place in Danish cuisine and several people who go ape-shit over it. They tell me that it's fantastic and that I am missing out. I don't care.

Nyjah is rullep�lse.

[close]

what? whats wrong with that cold cut? i dont get the comparison sorry

[close]

oh god is that shit gooooood. eating some right now. and when you put soma dat mustard on it. hnnnnng.

[close]

Okay yeah Nyjah is a massive douche and Nike is ruining skateboarding, that's all been well established. No one gives a fuck. Much more important, we haven't gotten to the bottom of this rulleplse business. Looks delicious! Is it pork?!

[close]

yea its a rolled pork belly, looks cured too. basically bacon with herbs

[close]

Holy fuck! If Nyjah is rullepolse I want to eat Nyjah everyday!!!

[close]

http://www.dlc.fi/~marianna/gourmet/7_25.htm

[close]

Holy fuck that sounds delicious! Lasernaut I don't know what the fuck you're going on about!

[close]

I was just trying to camouflage hate as personal taste, that's all. But hey, maybe I got a few people stoked on rullep�lse.
Here's a how-to video. In Danish though, but shouldn't be hard to follow along.

I Love Rullepølse!! It goes very well with some raw onion, sky (lasernaut kender du det engelske ord for sky?) or some slices of tomato!

Smørrebrød is the best part of Denmark!

[Watson]

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This is rullep�lse. Let me tell you about my relationship with rullep�lse.

Rullep�lse is a traditional Danish cold-cut. I have made a deal with myself to never even taste it (can you see why?).
I know what it's made of, its place in Danish cuisine and several people who go ape-shit over it. They tell me that it's fantastic and that I am missing out. I don't care.

Nyjah is rullep�lse.

[close]

what? whats wrong with that cold cut? i dont get the comparison sorry

[close]

oh god is that shit gooooood. eating some right now. and when you put soma dat mustard on it. hnnnnng.

[close]

Okay yeah Nyjah is a massive douche and Nike is ruining skateboarding, that's all been well established. No one gives a fuck. Much more important, we haven't gotten to the bottom of this rulleplse business. Looks delicious! Is it pork?!

[close]

yea its a rolled pork belly, looks cured too. basically bacon with herbs

[close]

Holy fuck! If Nyjah is rullepolse I want to eat Nyjah everyday!!!

[close]

http://www.dlc.fi/~marianna/gourmet/7_25.htm

[close]

Holy fuck that sounds delicious! Lasernaut I don't know what the fuck you're going on about!

[close]

I was just trying to camouflage hate as personal taste, that's all. But hey, maybe I got a few people stoked on rullep�lse.
Here's a how-to video. In Danish though, but shouldn't be hard to follow along.

[close]

I Love Rullep�lse!! It goes very well with some raw onion, sky (lasernaut kender du det engelske ord for sky?) or some slices of tomato!

Sm�rrebr�d is the best part of Denmark!

Hmmm I need to learn more about this smorrebrod. Lasernaut, how does it fit in to the metaphor of rullepolse Nyjah?

[straight]

[hufs calve muscles]

^^^^ Is that from that Halloween remake?

[victor doom]

That kid looks like the scene in Silence of the Lambs when Hannibal used that cops face as a disguise

[shit_for_brains]

Don't pretend you don't know that's Honey Boo Boo.

[bentmode]

Looks like porchetta 2 me

[Makaveli]

How does Nyjah and Nike get 20 pages, but Josh Stewart gets 8 replies?

[Lasernaut]

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This is rullep�lse. Let me tell you about my relationship with rullep�lse.

Rullep�lse is a traditional Danish cold-cut. I have made a deal with myself to never even taste it (can you see why?).
I know what it's made of, its place in Danish cuisine and several people who go ape-shit over it. They tell me that it's fantastic and that I am missing out. I don't care.

Nyjah is rullep�lse.

[close]

what? whats wrong with that cold cut? i dont get the comparison sorry

[close]

oh god is that shit gooooood. eating some right now. and when you put soma dat mustard on it. hnnnnng.

[close]

Okay yeah Nyjah is a massive douche and Nike is ruining skateboarding, that's all been well established. No one gives a fuck. Much more important, we haven't gotten to the bottom of this rulleplse business. Looks delicious! Is it pork?!

[close]

yea its a rolled pork belly, looks cured too. basically bacon with herbs

[close]

Holy fuck! If Nyjah is rullepolse I want to eat Nyjah everyday!!!

[close]

http://www.dlc.fi/~marianna/gourmet/7_25.htm

[close]

Holy fuck that sounds delicious! Lasernaut I don't know what the fuck you're going on about!

[close]

I was just trying to camouflage hate as personal taste, that's all. But hey, maybe I got a few people stoked on rullep�lse.
Here's a how-to video. In Danish though, but shouldn't be hard to follow along.

[close]

I Love Rullep�lse!! It goes very well with some raw onion, sky (lasernaut kender du det engelske ord for sky?) or some slices of tomato!

Sm�rrebr�d is the best part of Denmark!

[close]

Hmmm I need to learn more about this smorrebrod. Lasernaut, how does it fit in to the metaphor of rullepolse Nyjah?

Hmm, to me most traditional Danish food is boring and bland, that's why I chose to call Nyjah rullepølse. But smørrebrød is a thing I would recommend. Lots of info here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sm%C3%B8rrebr%C3%B8d.
 I am partial to leverpostej and herring myself.

According to this wiki article rullepølse is called a spiced meat roll in English.

Rasmus, sky is called aspic in English. Horrible brown blubber.

[20matar]

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This is rullep�lse. Let me tell you about my relationship with rullep�lse.

Rullep�lse is a traditional Danish cold-cut. I have made a deal with myself to never even taste it (can you see why?).
I know what it's made of, its place in Danish cuisine and several people who go ape-shit over it. They tell me that it's fantastic and that I am missing out. I don't care.

Nyjah is rullep�lse.

[close]

what? whats wrong with that cold cut? i dont get the comparison sorry

[close]

oh god is that shit gooooood. eating some right now. and when you put soma dat mustard on it. hnnnnng.

[close]

Okay yeah Nyjah is a massive douche and Nike is ruining skateboarding, that's all been well established. No one gives a fuck. Much more important, we haven't gotten to the bottom of this rulleplse business. Looks delicious! Is it pork?!

[close]

yea its a rolled pork belly, looks cured too. basically bacon with herbs

[close]

Holy fuck! If Nyjah is rullepolse I want to eat Nyjah everyday!!!

[close]

http://www.dlc.fi/~marianna/gourmet/7_25.htm

[close]

Holy fuck that sounds delicious! Lasernaut I don't know what the fuck you're going on about!

[close]

I was just trying to camouflage hate as personal taste, that's all. But hey, maybe I got a few people stoked on rullep�lse.
Here's a how-to video. In Danish though, but shouldn't be hard to follow along.

[close]

I Love Rullep�lse!! It goes very well with some raw onion, sky (lasernaut kender du det engelske ord for sky?) or some slices of tomato!

Sm�rrebr�d is the best part of Denmark!

[close]

Hmmm I need to learn more about this smorrebrod. Lasernaut, how does it fit in to the metaphor of rullepolse Nyjah?

[close]

Hmm, to me most traditional Danish food is boring and bland, that's why I chose to call Nyjah rullep�lse. But sm�rrebr�d is a thing I would recommend. Lots of info here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sm%C3%B8rrebr%C3%B8d.
 I am partial to leverpostej and herring myself.

According to this wiki article rullep�lse is called a spiced meat roll in English.

Rasmus, sky is called aspic in English. Horrible brown blubber.

Probably goes well with lark tongues.

[Roro1]

when will it be fucking offically announced

[FROST YOUR TIPS]

when will it be fucking offically announced

Supposed to be announced in Jan